Ten sub-olympic events

10. Impossible uneven parallel bars
9. Vertical gymnastics
8. Monkey bars
7. Beach hockey
6. Water polo (with horses)
5. The long, high, triple jump
4. The 3 meter marathon
3. Twister
2. Involuntary Luge
1. Chess

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