Ten nicknames rejected by the Mafia...

10. Jack "the cheddar" Montera
9. Jimmy "pink shoes" Carmine
8. Joey "the drag" Queens
7. Mario "wiffle bat" Gambiony
6. "Obies" Tony Gambini
5. Luigi "Politically correct" Mastini
4. Mikey "Cry Baby" Zenlonly
3. Pete "the zit" Popenelli
2. Pauly "mildly agitated" Anoyolli
1. Vinny "shoot me dammit" Anchovi

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