Ten Things that tell you that your halloween is getting strange...

10. The power is always going out because your next door neighbor is draining the city's electricity to his basement.
9. Instead of candied apples, you get chocolate covered dynamite.
8. That person in the woods yelling "Josh!" won't shut the hell up.
7. Your new friend acts nervous everytime you mention the full moon.
6. Your girlfriend gives you a hickey... and drains your blood.
5. You swear if that guy calls asking if you like "scary movies" one more time...
4. You've heard "Help me!" in a tiny voice more than once.
3. The walls in your room won't stop bleeding.
2. Your mom's head keeps rotating 360 degrees
1. Your house just told you to "Get out!"

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