Ten movies that will never get an oscar...

10. Jurrasic Pork II: The bacon that time forgot
9. Insomniac in Seattle
8. Ping Pong-King Kong
7. Godzilla vs. the Smurfs
6. James Bond 007: 500 ways to make it shaken, not stirred
5. My Yiddish workout ("Yiddish!")
4. Ferris Beuler's Day of Death
3. Star Whores
2. The Janet Reno Comedy Hour
1. Mickey Bloodshot Eyes