Ten questions that make you think...

10. Why is it if a man has the mind of a child, they lock him up, and yet children run free in the streets?
9. Who puts the thin ice signs on thin ice?
8. Why is it that if a man talks to God, then he prays, but when God talks back, he is insane?
7. If the good die young, then why did Ghandi live so long?
6. Why do they call it a walkman when its not a man and it can't walk?
5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
4. If what goes around comes around, will I get my tax money back from the government?
3. Why do they call them monkey bars when they are clearly not made out of monkey?
2. If money is the root of all evil, am I sending a homeless person to hell if I give him spare change?
1. Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?