Ten things that tell you your life is based around television...

10. You constantly answer your teacher in the form of a question.
9. Where ever you go in your car, you play the Dukes of Hazzard theme music.
8. You won't eat dinner until you mother tells you how se made it step by step.
7. The cable guy knows you on a fist name basis.
6. Your friends threaten you that they will tie your legs to they back of a speeding bus if you say "D'oh!" one more time.
5. Speaking of buses, you'll never get on one again for the fear of bombs.
4. You ask your teacher for a lifeline during the exam.
3. When ever a fight breaks out, you start chanting "Jerry!Jerry!"
2. Whenever you see a happy couple you yell "Marsha! How could you!" and storm away dramatically.
1. Your shadow is permanently burnt into the wall behind your chair.

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