Ten things you don't want to find in a vending machine...

10. Reece's Feces
9. Doritos with head cheese
8. Herpie's kisses
7. Laid potato chips
6. Bottled sea water
5. Chocolat-covered larks vomit
4. Trout butter
3. discount one cent candies
2. Willy Wonka's Plutonium Poppers
1. Medical waste

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