Ten things to do to drive your co-workers insane...

10. Laugh hysterically for five minutes, stop suddenly and look at everyone suspiciously.
9. Put a baseball card in you desktop fan so it makes that constant *snap* sound.
8. At Christmas, decorate your cubicle with coloured lights, then refuse to take them down for the rest of the year.
7. Loudly complain about computer security, then avoid eye contact with whomever looks at you.
6. Single someone out, walk up to them with an evil smile on your face and ask if they've been to their cubicle yet. When they say no, laugh under your breath.
5. Bring some magnets in and have some fun with the computers.
4. Shoot someone with a rubber band, then insist it was the one armed man.
3. While walking through the office, stop where you are, drop to the floor, writhe and convulse violently, then get up and keep walking as if nothing happened.
2. In the smoking area, yell "he's got a gun!" and dive to the floor. When no one does anything, get up and say "false alarm... this time".
1. Page yourself over the PA without disguising your voice.

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