Ten things you will never hear from the same person twice...

10. Jet packs are safe. I don't need a helmet.
9. Well Crusher, you were right about one thing. Your wife IS good in bed.
8. Throw those scissors here.
7. Anthrax? I thought you said 'antidote'.
6. I wonder what this big red button does...
5. He's a harmless snake. I'll pick him up gently...
4. Is the safety on?
3. What do you mean "killer" bees?
2. What fire?
1. Now that you mention it, you do look fat in that dress.

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