Ten things you don't want to hear a surgeon say...

10. "I got my degree from the Hollywood Upstairs College."
9. "Hey! For an extra twenty bucks I'll up your doseage."
8. "Damn it! If my malpractice insurance goes up one more time..."
7. "Holy moly! Look what happens when you poke this thing."
6. "Um... Do you think he needed that?"
5. "He's flatlining! Just kidding."
4. "I'll give them a reason to fire me."
3. "There. He's sewn up. Where's the scalpel?"
2. "What the hell is that?"
1. "Oops."

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