Welcome to The Skippy Zone!'s quote page. This page is a collection of my favorite quotes from everything. This includes: Movies, games, Web site headers, things people say, you get the picture. Now start reading.
Yer shoelace is untied... Melvin!
Scars are souvenirs you never lose. The past is never far.
I'm writing the report on losing and failing.
I can resist anything but temptation!
Win and live. Lose and die. Rule of life. No change rule.
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade away.
We all want something beautiful.
I want to keep you forever, to be there when the whole world turns its back on you, except me, so
I can make everthing alright, even if we're the only ones that thinks everything is better.
Remember: Road safety... it starts with you. Look inside for your organ donor card.
Do you hear that? Its the sound of the reaper...
You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you'll dance with the reaper.
Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway. Dodging bullets tryin' to find you're way.
Old geeks never die, they just upgrade they're motherboards.
Masturbating eight times a night is not a frick'n medical condition!
They are all Quake. Quake is one. Be one with Quake.
You'll all die! Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker...
White rabbit impales you for 106 points of piercing damage.
Let me check my notes...
Scooter will trigger doomsday, my dear Gofotron, and there is nothing you can do about it.
I don't fight weaklings or bleeding hearts.
Strategically speaking, the best way to defeat a small opposing force is to cut off their retreat path and shower it with bullets.
You never hit a woman. Ever! Even after she slaps you, shoots you, sets you on fire or tries to blow you up.
Can anything be THAT shiny!?
"What are you doing?"
"Kupo!"
"The nose?"
"Kupo!!"
I thought I was eating for two, but it turns out I was just hungry.
Honor will not save you... You're all dead!
Give a reason for life.
When I was young I knew everything.
Don't change a thing... for me.
Humans are no longer able to evolve. Instead of adapting to their environment, they adapt the environment to them.
My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
They'll be less fierce when they're dead.
The boy's missing a closing tag in his head.
They are many and we are few. But with superior strategy, we can defeat them.
I never say anything relevant to the current situation, guy.
GIVE HIM THE BROKEN FACE!
Hey, no breath! Way to breathe.
Base weaver of mats and mean maker of straw sandals! How dare you make light of me?
Thou art... Confound it! I'm even starting to talk like you!
The owner of this silver helmet is a coward!
I am a poor thing, but I will go over and bring you his head if you like.
Ts'ao Ts'ao's soldiers number in millions, but I could defeat them like turning my hand.
Once upon a time, the earth was flat, and everyone fell off the edge. The end.
I'm tired of f_cking dinosaurs!
Defending champion Kodachi counters with... her brother.
You can do with your magic Tanooki powers!
A word one should never have to use when describing a muffin is "battery".
Listen to me. You're... a breast.
Me!? Married to... THAT!?
You drink water?
Surrender or die in obscurity!
Dammit, grandpa! Catching syphillis from a viatnamese prostitute doesn't count as an old war injury!
If you get killed, try to scream a lot. That way I know I'm on my own.
Who knew that the dirt under my fingernails could be so powerful...
Oh look! My computer is thirsty...
It's very people-y here. Too people-y for my tastes.
Odd vocabulary aside, I agree with you.
How ironic that I know an anal gay guy, and an open-minded bisexual.
I don't know how to mwop mwop but there I go!
Step one: Chloroform. Step two: Sling over shoulder. Step three: Find Motel. Step Four: [Censored]
It's not brain science. Or rocket surgery for that matter.
Be sure to take advantage of our lifetime guarantee. It's good up to thirty days.
I've heard stories about you. Funny, you look pretty smart to me.
The drinks may be water, but, then again, so is all the food.
Link to me!
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