It had to come eventually. You know this day was unavoidable. Now I want answers!!! *Eyes flare red* Who in hell's highest furies, made the new AOL's newest promotion possible. It goes:
AOL guy: I used to use a local ISP, but their service was far superior to AOL, but I'm a loser and a drone, and, having no common sense, signed up with AOL. Before, I could find anything I needed using a thing called a "Search Engine", but then, a demon came ate my common sense for breakfast. I put an AOL CD into my Cup holder, and I was signed up for a year of their service, and eternal damnation. All that and three months free!
Satan: Hello kids. Sell your soul to AOL now, for overpriced, overrated crap. Then, I'll send a demon to your houe to eat your common sense for the appropriate meal. Then, you can pay absurd fees for features you don't use.
Ad guy: So easy to use, no wonder its number one.
I'm not joking, thats how bad it is. Of course, being a fan of small business, I find the local disgruntled techs and their ilk to be better people, and they aren't @$$less faces, I mean faceless @$$es like AOL is. We need to act now. This is all I can say, but click here to learn how to join the fight.
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