{There is a long limo arriving with �A-99� along the side of it, as it comes to a full stop we see that the members of the dominate stable exiting one by one, minus number one contender.}
Carnage: Chalk up another easy night for the boys of troop �99� huh?
Killer Ken: You got that right; the sooner the better then I can get back to the hotel with those 2 sizzling hot Snow Bunnies and put the Sausage to work. You know what I mean Bushido?
Bushido: BANZAI!!!
Killer Ken: Uh�. Is that a yes?
Bushido: On this night these pitiful excuses for women shall fall, at the hands of O�Kato-san and myself, and then they will be sacrificed to the Sausage!!! Buddha be praised!!
Killer Ken: Whoa�. whoa�. Bush my man!! Just hold on a second, maybe Rosa she has potential to get the Sausage but that pumped up Bitch Serenity? Nada�Hell No�NINE�I decline!!! That sexually confused Mastodon would probably eat the damn thing!!!
O�Kato: You won�t have to worry about that buddy. That inflated freak of nature won�t have to teeth to take a bite out of anything after Bushido and I have knocked the all down her throat. Hell I even do one better; I�ll break her jaw and at least two places. That�s definitely going to make her even less appealing to those hot chicks we�ve seen her with. Isn�t that right Bushido???
Bushido: BANZAI!!!!!
Carnage: I agree; we may not like her obscene language or her as a person. But her taste in women is definitely good. I mean come on, Lisa Raye & Stacy Dash? Who knew that they were�. uh�. well you know what I�m talking about.
Killer Ken: Those weren�t the real actresses; they were obviously look-a-likes.
O�Kato: Had to be.
All: Yeah
(At that moment a loud roar of a powerful engine is heard as we see a large ford F-650 is seen at the garage entrance. We pull up closer to see the driver and we see genetic phenomenon at the wheel, revving the engine with a smile on her face. Seeing this the A-99 members drop their gear egging her on to stop out of the truck, while she smiles and sticks her head out of the window.)
O�Kato: Looks like we�re going to make this a handicap match, step on out the truck!!
Carnage: A pre-match warm up is just what I need!!
Bushido: Buddha Bash you!!
Killer Ken: Just when you thought she had enough, Come on Bitch; I�ve been waiting for some payback!!!
Serenity: Hi Boys!!!! You want to move that piece of crap out of my way? You�re in my Spot!!! I�m only going to tell you this once, either move it or loose it; you�re call!!
{A-99 continues to stand firm waiting to attack}
Carnage: Why don�t just come move it yourself!!!
Serenity: Oh I fully intend too, please believe. (Continuing to rev the engine, then moves closer towards the parking area)
O�Kato: She�s not going do it, no way.
Bushido: She wouldn�t dare!!
Killer Ken: Yes�. yes she would!! Oh Shit!!!
(Serenity smiles while hitting the gas as the rest of A-99 move out of the way. She speeds down the ramp, ramming the side of the limo pushing it out of the way and taking back the parking spot. This causes arena security to storm the parking area holding back A-99 from pursuing further action on Serenity as she gets out with her gear)
Serenity: See, I tried to tell you. You should�ve just listened to me. Looks like you sorry bastards are going to need cabs tonight. I�ll be seeing ya�ll later�I promise!!!
{Cameras pan into the Sold Polar Bear Dome}
JOHNNY: Well ladies and gentlemen the bell hasn�t even rung yet and we got ourselves some Turmoil!
ROMEO: What the hell Storm, that juiced up She-male got a death wish or something? Taking out Anarchy 99�s ride, what a stupid bitch!
JOHNNY: Stupid? Don�t think so? Smart and attractive, most definitely! Put it this way Sinclair, Serenity it�s not going to let anyone screw her, unless she invites them, most of all Anarchy 99!
ROMEO: Whatever, tell you this. Later tonight O�Kato and Bushido are going to put a king size Anarchy 99 ass kicking on her. I promise you that!
JOHNNY: We�ll see about that? O.K. fans up first we have the debut of the newest wrestler to sign with the GWL, ZZ. And he is facing the resident motorcycle thief Byron.
ROMEO: ZZ, what the hell name is that? Is he a narcoleptic or something?
JOHNNY: Not sure?
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THE DEBUT OF ZZ �V- BYRON
ZZ music hits the arena he comes from behind the curtain to a mixed response from the crowd he climbs in to the ring and taunts�
� Byron�s music hits the arena he comes out from behind the curtain to loud boo�s from the crowd, he makes his way to the ring�
� Referee signals for the bell� both men tie up Byron gets the upper hand and pushes ZZ in to the turnbuckle the referee signals for the break 1�2�3�4�Byron releases the hold just in time Byron backs off to let ZZ out off the corner, both men tie up again Byron gets the upper hand again getting ZZ in to a head lock, ZZ struggles to break free, ZZ elbows Byron in the mid-section a few times until he breaks the hold, Byron off the ropes catches ZZ with a shoulder block knocking him to the floor, Byron off the ropes again, ZZ flat on his chest gets back up and catches Byron with an arm drag, ZZ with Byron arm in a lock, Byron struggles but finally gets his foot on the bottom rope, referee calls for the break 1�2�3� ZZ releases the hold, both men back up on there feet, Byron charges at ZZ, ZZ counters kicks Byron in the mid-section and nails DDT�
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JOHNNY: This kid is impressive Romeo
ROMEO: Ah Byron is just getting warmed up
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� Back in the ring ZZ has Byron in a leg lock, ZZ uses his other leg that is free to kick Byron in the head, Byron applies more pressure, ZZ kicks Byron square in the face, Byron releases the hold, Byron gets to his feet, he helps ZZ up, Byron with a suplex to ZZ followed by the cover 1�2� ZZ just kicks out, quickly gets to his feet climbs the turnbuckle, both men exchange punches on the turnbuckle, ZZ gets the upper hand and suplexes Byron off the top turnbuckle, ZZ goes for the cover 1�2� Byron just kicks out, ZZ gets to his feet goes to Byron and starts stomping on the mid-section, ZZ gets Byron to his feet whips him in to the ropes, Byron comes off he hits ZZ with a flying clothesline, Byron gets up and signals for the Jack Knife Power bomb, he helps ZZ to his feet kicks him in the mid section lifts him up and executes a perfect Jack Knife Power bomb, just then the lights go out and a loud gong blasts through the arena the lights go out and Shadow is standing behind Byron, Byron turns around, Shadow kicks Byron in the mid-section and executes the Shadow Driver (Tombstone), the referee signals for the bell�
The winner via interference ZZ�
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JOHNNY: HE DID IT ZZ WON THE MATCH
ROMEO: Yeah because that ass Shadow stuck his nose in. Byron was just about to pin ZZ for the win. Tell you what Storm, next week, Byron will get his due against Shadow in the Hell�s Angel�s Death Match!
JOHNNY: Possibly, but Shadow will do what it takes to get his ride back, and teach Byron a very painful lesson!
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{Backstage Rosa Rosalez is in her locker room doing a few stretches when the camera comes in.}
Rosa: Hey, come on in.
{Finishing up her routine, Rosa goes to a bench and sits down.}
Rosa: Well, it is time to announce the winner of the �Ringside With Rosa� contest.
{Smiling, she reaches over and grabs an envelope off the bench next to her. Carefully opening it, she pulls out the card inside and looks it over, raising an eyebrow and forcing back a grin.}
Rosa: Don�t you love how people like making things look super important?
{She grins as she looks at the camera.}
Rosa: Anyway, with no further delay, the lucky fan that will be joining� me at ringside and backstage is none other than Gary Weems from Norman Oklahoma. Congratulations Gary. It looks like you are joining� me next week. Bring some warm clothes and a lot of excitement man, �cuz the People�s Chick promises you are going� to have a hell of a time.
{Rosa tosses the paper aside on the bench and gets up.}
Rosa: I want to thank everybody who signed up; there were thousands and thousands of entries. Hell, I wish I could sit ringside with each and every one of the awesome GWL fans, but for now looks like Gary is the man.
{Moving to her gym back, Rosa begins to unzip it.}
Rosa: Well, time to get ready. Serenity, I hope you had pleasant dreams last night girl, �cuz somehow I got lucky and did. I�m well rested and ready to go. I�m feelin� great and those two jackasses are in for a real rough night. They sure as hell wont have sweet dreams tonight.
{Rosa grins as the camera leaves her to change, the scene fading to ringside}
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JOHNNY: Well congrats to Gary Weems. That�s what�s special about Rosa. Going the extra mile to please and accommodate the great fans of the GWL, wouldn�t you say Sinclair?
ROMEO: No I wouldn�t! Listen Storm, that fan should be grateful with this opportunity, hell he should be done right humble. But after tonight, I think Rosa may have to renege on the offer, being she will not be at next week thanks to O�Kato and Bushido!
JOHNNY: Well whatever? She still has the Amazon Queen in her corner. Did ya think about that?
ROMEO: Yes I did, and it still won�t matter Anarchy 99 are in the corner of O�Kato and Bushido. One way or the other!
JOHNNY: Point taken. O.K. up next we have the newly crowned Active Stealth Champion Daredevil squaring off one on one with Diablo. Should be a great match!
ROMEO: Looks like it�s naptime or snack time again Storm. These Active Stealth matches are pathetic. Who gives a Ceno�s ass about them! I sure as hell don�t!
JOHNNY: Well I happen to think they showcase the best talent pound for pound in the GWL!
ROMEO: You would! Let�s hurry this up, Daredevil and Diablo are already in the ring damn it!
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ACTIVE STEALTH TITLE MATCH
(C) DAREDEVIL �V- DIABLO
LOUDMOUTH: This match is for the GWL Active Stealth Title. Already in the ring, weighing in at 205 lbs. From Nottingham, England. DIABLO! And his opponent he is the current Active Stealth Champion, weighing in at 210 lbs. Also from Nottingham, England. The one the only..DAREDEVIL!!!!
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Fans let a huge cheer as the ref calls for the bell. Daredevil and Diablo begin to circle each other. Diablo moves in quickly with a single leg takedown, then quickly grapevines Daredevil�s leg. Daredevil quickly pulls himself to the rope. Diablo releases the grapevine and quickly gets to his feet. Daredevil charge at Diablo, Diablo sides steps and whips him into the ropes. Daredevil bounds off the ropes, Diablo throws a wild clothesline, Daredevil ducks grabs his arm and goes for a quick Crucix pin.1, Diablo kicks out! Daredevil quickly gets up grabs Diablo by the hair and whips him into the ropes. Diablo comes off the rope into a Standing Drop Kick from Daredevil, to huge cheers. Daredevil quickly grabs both legs, pulls them apart and does a double leg drop to Diablo�s groin, sending Diablo screaming out in pin.
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ROMEO: Ouch, that�s going to leave a mark, and a serious dent in Diablo�s sex life!
JOHNNY: Asshole. Daredevil with the quick advantage over Diablo, let�s see if he can capitalize on this?
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Daredevil quickly moves off of Diablo, pulls him up and whips him into the corner. Daredevil then charges at Diablo ad lands a Shinning Wizard, sending Diablo slumping down in the corner. Daredevil lands a few well placed boot shots, then pulls Diablo up and places him on the top turnbuckle. Daredevil follows him up to the cheers and motions for the Flatline. Daredevil gets Diablo up for the F-U Swanton Bomb, when Diablo wiggles free reverses it and comes off with Daredevil in a top rope Facebuster! HOLY SHIT CHANT STARTS!
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JOHNNY: Damn, what an unorthodox counter, Diablo buried Daredevil�s face right through the mat!
ROMEO: Hand it to Diablo, he has made this a little bit interesting, but not much!
JOHNNY: Daredevil, may under guessed Diablo tenacity? Could be a costly mistake?
ROMEO: True Storm, maybe this time Daredevil may actually have to defeat a person instead of having someone pass out right before he kicks them?
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Diablo scoops Daredevil of the mat, and whips into the ropes. Daredevil comes off the ropes into a Hurricanranna and Diablo grabs the legs. 1..2..Daredevil with the kick out! Diablo pulls Daredevil back up to his feet and executes a Snap Suplex, and again with the cover. Daredevil kicks out at 2. Diablo pulls Daredevil up and whips him into the corner, and charges in landing a several Shoulder Blocks, back flips out of the corner and lands a Drop Kick sending Daredevil stumbling out of the corner into a Twist of Fate. Diablo goes for the cover again. 1..2..Daredevil gets his foot on the bottom rope. Diablo lands a couple hard boot shoots, then scampers up the top turnbuckle. Diablo then with super agility comes off the tope rope with his Diablo Spinner( Double Shooting Star Press) And hits perfectly�perfectly on the lifted knees of Daredevil. And bounces off holding his stomach in pain!
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JOHNNY: What an impact!
ROMEO: Yeah! Tell that to Diablo�s gut, that was priceless! ROMEO: I�m not giving him anything!
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Daredevil rolls over and pushes himself up as Diablo continues to roll around the ring holding his stomach in pain. Daredevil pulls himself to the corner, climbs to the top turnbuckle and launches off the top in a Corkscrew Leg Drop, nailing Diablo on the back of his head. Daredevil rolls Diablo over and goes for the cover,1..2..Diablo with the kick out! Daredevil pulls Diablo up and starts laying in some heavy chops, then Irish Whips him into the ropes. Diablo off the ropes, Daredevil leap frogs Diablo. Diablo hits the opposite ropes, Daredevil spins around and catches Diablo in Samoan Drop, spins around several times then hits the drop!
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JOHNNY: THE FLAME!!! DAREDEVIL JUST EXECUTED THE FLAME!!
ROMEO: Shut up, I know what it is!
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Daredevil with the cover.1..2..3�ref calls for the bell!
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LOUDMOUTH: Your winner and still the GWL Active Stealth Champion, DARRREDEVIL!!!!
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JOHNNY: Great title defenses tonight. Super job by both athletes!
ROMEO: SO? Diablo showed some promise, but Daredevil just killed his streak!
JOHNNY: If one thing was shown tonight. Diablo has come along way, and that Active Stealth Title could be his given another opportunity!
ROMEO: Could and should are 2 different things! I don�t like him, but Daredevil just proved why he is the Active Stealth Champion!
(Cameras zoom back stage where Debra is standing by with Carnage)
Debra: Hello Carnage. Can I ask you a few questions?
Carnage: Fire away babe.
Debra: First about your match at the PPV for the Trans Atlantic championship, how do you feel about wrestling T-X in the very first SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM MATCH?
Carnage: How do I feel? Well when I first heard about it I was a little surprised I never knew what was involved until I done a little research on it. Now I can honestly say I am more confident than I have ever been in my life about anything.
Debra: So do you think you have a chance at the PPV?
Carnage: Do I have a chance? Debra everyone has a chance at anything. I know this much though I am not going to give up with out a fight though.
Debra: Okay. So what about tonight?
Carnage: Tonight Debra? Tonight T-X is gonna get a little taste off what I have in store for him at the PPV.
Debra: So do you think you are going to win?
Carnage: Win? Not only that but ken and me are gonna destroy those to assholes and who ever else interferes.
Debra: Okay Carnage I will let you go and get ready for the main event featuring you and Ken vs T-X and Big Shot.
Carnage: Yup
(Carnage walks away as cameras zoom back to ring side)
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JOHNNY: What�s that? Sure..O.K. folks apparently Duke Diamond has an announcement about tonight�s matches, and also the fabled Wheel of Honor, so let�s send it back to Mr. Diamond�s office.
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{camera pans to the offices of GWL Owner/GM Duke Diamond}
DUKE DIAMOND: First, I want to announce that two matches previously announced matches will not take place. Ceno and Daimien has not arrived yet to the arena, so I have instead scrubbed their matches. That leaves me with two wrestlers without matches. Tank Tomlinson (LOUD BOOS) and Mad Dog Murdock (HUGE POP).
Now, the easy thing to do is to have these two wrestlers, who hate each other violently, wrestle here in Nome, Alaska tonight (HUGE POP)...
Well guys, it isn't going to happen tonight (LOUD BOOS). If you want to see that, you are not going to get it for free. You will have to pay for it. Keep your eye on the PPV schedule, should I decide to allow that match to take place (LOUD 'ASSHOLE' CHANT).
So, with that said, Mr. Mad Dog Murdock will have to wait for some other date to wrestle Tank (LOUD 'LET THEM FIGHT' CHANT ERUPTS)
(The Wheel of Honor is wheeled into his office)
DUKE DIAMOND: You guys can come in now. If anyone starts anything, I'll suspend your asses immediately.
(In walks Terminator-X and Big Shot from one side, Killer Ken and Carnage from the other)
DUKE DIAMOND: Now, tonight's Main Event is Wheel of Honor Rules. Here is the fabled Wheel of Honor, loaded with 80 separate gimmick matches. Normally, we allow only one spin, but due to me having several GWL stock holders on hand, we need an over the top type of match, so I am going to have each team spin. For those of you who are a little slow, that means that tonight's Main Event will be a first ever Double Stipulation Match. Carnage, you can now spin for your team.
(Carnage spins the Wheel. It stops at a 'ESKIMO DEATH DEN MATCH'... Crowd has no idea what that is)
DUKE DIAMOND: Here it is... A giant structure, 36 feet high, comprised of 3 Hell in a Cell cages (One is 16 feet high, the other two are 10 feet high). The bottom cage is 16 feet high, and surrounds the ring, leaving a 3-foot gap from the ring apron to the cell wall. The mesh cage has barbed wire threaded through it, making the cell walls for the 1st cell very deadly.
The next level up is the second cell, and fitted onto the cell walls are small panels, with C4 explosives on them. As the bottom of Cell #2 is the top of Cell #1, it too is covered in barbed wire, even the trap doors that lead from Cell #1 to Cell #2. Two sections of the floor have been heavily fortified. It is those two areas, which have ladders standing on them. Above them are the entrances to the final cage, Cell #3... The Eskimo Death Den !!!
The walls of this cell look extremely dangerous, as they are basically one giant wall of nails. This is unlike any walls seen in wrestling before... They are made of four inch thick ice !!! As if that wasn't bad enough, a pair of C4 boards are propped up against the bed of nails, for those who want to deliver extra punishment.
There is only one entrance to the roof of the cell, which is also made of four inches of solid ice. Hanging about six feet in the air above the top of the Eskimo Death Den is an Eskimo Warrior Necklace made from the teeth of whales. The first person who manages to take down that necklace and puts it on wins the match for their team.
(All four wrestlers look concerned with the dangerous stipulations)
DUKE DIAMOND: Well, lets give the Wheel a second spin. Terminator-X, you can spin for your team.
(Terminator-X spins the Wheel, and it stops at 'NAME YOUR MATCH'. Terminator-X smiles at this. Killer Ken and Carnage are not happy about this. Terminator-X whispers something to Big Shot. Big Shot whispers something back. Terminator-X)
TERMINATOR-X: Well, being that it's our choice, we have decided to pick another first ever match, never done in the GWL... 'PICK THE PARTNER MATCH'. Now, I just heard you say that Mad Dog Murdock and Tank Tomlinson cannot wrestle in a singles match tonight (LOUD POP). Well, we then will have Mad Dog Murdock on our team, and Tank Tomlinson on theirs!!! Mad Dog will finally get Tank's ass in a match, and it will happen here tonight in Nome, Alaska (HUGE POP)!!!
(Killer Ken and Carnage smile at each other, flex their muscles, and nods in approval as camera quickly goes to commercial)
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We cut to Carl Crapper in the back with the GWL�s special guest of the night world renowned actresses Lisa Raye & Stacey Dash.
Crapper: Finally I get to conduct a quality interview, thank you god. Hello ladies on behalf of the GWL I�d like to cum�.uh�I mean welcome you to the Polar Bear Arena here in Nome Alaska�(huge hometown pop)
Lisa: Why thank you very much Carl. It�s most certainly an honor to be here.
Stacey: Awww�look Lisa, he�s blushing! (giggle) It�s all right sweetie we don�t bite.
Crapper: Please!!
Lisa: What was that?
Crapper: Uh�nothing. So what is it that brings you to these frigid parts? Although I must admit that things have sure heated up since your arrival.
Lisa: That�s sweet of you to say. Actually we�re here in Alaska (another pop) shooting a film. As for our reason being here well I�ll let Stacey tell you that.
Stacey: We�re here to see a close personal friend of ours, someone I�m sure that you kno�..
{At that moment the Big Shot steps into the frame, disturbing the moment.}
Shot: Whoa�Whoa�.Whoa. You�re absolutely right that little piece of Crap knows, the cameraman knows, and more importantly the PEOPLE know�.(looks at the camera raising and eyebrow)�that person you came here to is none other than the Jabroni beating, Pie eating, Anarchy Ass Kicking, Wheel Of Honor Champion the �BIG SHOT�!! Isn�t that right mamas?
Lisa: That was rude of you!! Just what gives you the right to just barge in on our�..
Stacey: LISA!!! Actually shot you�re very, very, sexy but the person we�re actually here to see is�..(A door behind Shot opens and it�s none other than the 10th wonder of the world Serenity. There�s a huge crowd pop from the crowd as they give each other a death like stare down.)
Serenity: That would be me sweetheart. I invited them. Nice title Shot, I�ll have to wear it sometime. But for now I�ve got other business to attend to; ladies if you�ll follow those security guards they�ll take you to your seats & I�ll see you at ringside. And Shot, nobody eats �pie� like me baby, you remember that. By the way, whip that Anarchy Ass real good tonight�k? (Serenity kissing Shot on the cheek before wrapping her massive arms around the waist of both ladies and walks down the hall)
Big Shot: Oh you damn right the Shot is going beat that ass!!! Then after the shot is done, he�ll get with you 3 later on for a pie eating contest.
(Serenity shouts back)
Serenity: In your dreams baby!!!
{Crapper beings to laugh until Big Shot shoots him a menacing look.}
Big Shot: Oh you thought that was funny? You better shut your mouth before the Shot make those glasses a permanent part of your face!! Would that be funny to you? (Crapper runs away as Shot give off a huge smile). We are LIVE IN NOME ALASKA BABY!!!
{camera cuts back to ringside}
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JOHNNY: Well we may be in the frigid north, but those 3 babes sure will heat things up!
ROMEO: Poor Crapper, all that pent up frustration and no where to go? Poor man, poor..poor man!
JOHNNY: Yeah, I do agree poor Crapper. So folks up next we have a make or break match for 2 up and coming rookies in the GWL. Generation Infinity �v- the Phnom Shadow in a Handicap Match.
ROMEO: They sure do, tell you what I wouldn�t want to be in there shoes. Shadow is one tough, smelly son of a bitch!
JOHNNY: Generation Infinity tonight have the opportunity to defeat Shadow and gain a Tag Team Title shot at T-X and Shadow next week, an opportunity Storm, that they need to capitalize one.
ROMEO: They stand no chance, hell they are not even in the same league as Shadow. Course, it would be funny to see that big bad bastard get his ass kicked by to small fries that would be funny!
JOHNNY: But Sinclair, do not forget, they loose. The Coalition has 2 new gophers.
ROMEO: Right, that would be funny as well seeing Dane and Infinity lugging around Mad Dog�s puppy chow and pushing T-X around in a wheelchair, too funny!
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SHADOW �V- GENERATION INFINITY
�Window� by Metallica hits
LOUDMOUTH: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 435lbs. DANE ECKERT AND INFINTY. They are GERENERATION INFINITY!
Dane and Infinity sprint towards the ring slapping the fans hands they both slide into the ring mount opposite turnbuckles to a pretty solid crowd reaction. �How Can I Live� by Ill Nino hits, the fans pop big time.
LOUDMOUTH: And there opponent from parts unknown weighing in at 303lbs, one half of the GWL Tag Team Champions, this is SHADOW!!!
Shadow walks out Tag Belt held high above his head, and slowly and methodically struts to the ring. Shadow steps over the ring looks at Generation Infinity, points to the belt points to them does a thumbs down to a huge pop! Shadow then walks to Loudmouth and whispers in his ear. Loudmouth looks at Shadow and nods his approval.
LOUDMOUTH: Shadow has informed me, that he wants both Dane and Infinity in the ring at the same time.
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JOHNNY: Wow! Shadow is truly willing to battle them both at the same time.
ROMEO: That could prove to be costly on Shadows part, but hey? He�s never been too smart either.
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Ref calls for the bell, and Dane and Infinity begin to circle Shadow like vultures. Dane flies in with a Clothesline only to meant with a boot from Shadow, Infinity then Leg Sweeps Shadow bringing him down. Infinity then goes for the quick pin. 1, Shadow pushes out sending Infinity flying off across the mat. Shadow stands up, grabs Dane and drops him with Short Arm Clothesline followed up with a Elbow Drop. Shadow pulls Dane back up picks him up for a Chokeslam when Infinity Drop Kicks Shadow from behind, Shadow stumbles forward dropping Dane and turns as Infinity tries for a Cross Body Block. Shadow catches him and gives him 3 Back Breakers then a Fall Away Slam, sending Infinity rolling out of the ring. Shadow, turns to Dane who starts to pull him self up on the ropes and Shadow Clothesline�s him over the top rope to the arena floor to a loud pop!
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JOHNNY: Shadow is totally manhandling Generation Infinity!
ROMEO: Yes, why yes he is moron!
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Shadow begins to strut around the ring when Dane climbs the top turnbuckle and Infinity crawls in behind him. Dane off the top turnbuckle with a Missile Drop Kick, Shadow stumbles back and Infinity catches him and rolls him up with a School Boy pin. 1..Shadow kicks out. Infinity quickly scrambles off and regroups with Dane. Shadow stands up and motions for Dane and Infinity to attack him. Dane and Infinity charge at Shadow going for a Clothesline when Shadow gives them a Double Clothesline! Shadow scoops up Dane and throws him out of the ring. He pulls Infinity up, tucks his head between his knees and motions for the Ride To Hell.
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JOHNNY: Here it comes Romeo.
ROMEO: Looks like Infinity is going to take the ride. THE RIDE TO HELL!!!!
JOHNNY: POOR BASTARD!!!
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Shadow flips Infinity up for the Ride to Hell and Infinity desperately starts pounding away at Shadow head. Shadow starts fumbling backwards towards the ropes, when Byron rolls from underneath the ring, hops on the ring apron. Shadow moves closer to the rope as Infinity continues to pound away at his head, the Shadow stops dead in his tracks and hits the Ride to Hell, and the mat shakes with force and Infinity folds up like an accordion from the impact. Shadow turns around with arms in victory and Byron cold cocks him with thick steel motorcycle chain, Shadow drops to his knees as Byron let�s go with another chain shot, Byron drops down and rolls back under the mat. Dane up on the top turnbuckle executes his Twisting Shooting Star Press and the cover.1�2�..3!!
LOUDMOUTH: Your winners..GENERATION INFINITY!!!!
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ROMEO: What an upset!
JOHNNY: Upset? Upset? Byron once again screwed Shadow over! Now Shadow and T-X have to put the tag team straps on the line against Generation Infinity!
ROMEO: Boo freaking hoo! What comes around goes around. Maybe that�ll teach Shadow a lesson about sticking his nose in where it doesn�t belong!
JOHNNY: Well, whatever! Next week one on one Shadow �v- Byron in a Hell�s Angel�s Death Match! Shadow will get his revenge!!
ROMEO: Don�t think so, Byron is a thinker, he will think of a way to defeat Shadow next week!
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{Camera cuts the back of the arena where Meadow Muffin , standing with the newest wrestler for GWL, Brad Starr. Meadow is in her interview clothes, very tight, and skimpy shirt, and shortskirt. Brad Starr is in a suit, and seems to have some flowers in hand, and a large heart shaped box, most likely filled with chocolate.}
Meadow: Well I have just ran into the newest star here in Global Wrestling League, Mr. Brad Starr. Hello Brad.
Starr: What's up?
Meadow: Well I have a question for you Brad. You don�t have a match tonight, why are you here?
Starr: Well, Meadow. I am here to watch a match. And I rather watch this match very closely. Plus, I am also here to give these gifts to a very beautiful woman.
Meadow: Yeah, word is, that you seem to have a large crush on Serenity.
Starr: It's not a simple crush Meadow. I admire that woman with all of my heart. She has so much offer. She�s beautiful, she's smart. She's embraces her sexuality. She's strong, and she could probably kick my ass. Ya gotta admire that. These flowers, and these chocolates, are a little token of my affections. And when her match is over and done with. I plan on presenting her with these gifts, just to show that beautiful blonde bombshell, that she has a very...well handsome admirer.
Meadow: Well is there anyone that you would like to face off against?
Starr: No I don't have a person above anyone else,that I would like to face. I'll face anyone, and everyone. But, if O'kato, and Bushido, try any of their stupid underhanded bull, with my girl Serenity, then, they are the first people that will feel the wraith, of Brad Starr. And fellas, I'll be watchin the match, so you two better play nice, cause if you don't. Your gonna be in a whole heap of trouble.
{Brad continues down the hall}
Meadow: Oh wow. Well this interview is over. Back to you guys.
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JOHNNY: Wow, looks like Serenity has got more action the Jenna Jameson. And next week folks Brad Starr will be debuting next week.
ROMEO: Big deal, another young snot for the vets and big boys to demolish and humiliate. Speaking of humiliation it�s time for those 2 female dogs as Bushido puts it to meet with their fate at the hands of Anarchy 99.
JOHNNY: Well I think Serenity and Rosa make for a great team, and they�ll prove once and for all they belong in the squared circle against the men. No matter what O�Kato and Bushido say!
ROMEO: Yeah o.k., and like you belong behind this announce desk with me!
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�Dead and Broken� by Godsmack hits
LOUDMOUTH: Making her way to the ring from Baltimore Maryland, she is the current Turmoil Champion, the beautiful, the deadly..SERENITY!
Serenity comes out with the title around her waist to a big pop from the fans, makes her way to the ring shaking the fans hands. She stops at 2 lovely ladies and kisses them both then rolls into the ring, and unstraps her title and holds it above her head as �Brackish� by Kittie hits.
LOUDMOUTH: And her partner from Detroit Michigan, the dazzling darling of the squared circle. The People�s Chick. ROSA ROSALEZ!
Rosa comes sprinting out to loud �People�s Chick� chants. She runs to ringside slapping the fans hands, slides in to huge cheers. She stops looks at Serenity and smiles, Serenity winks and smiles back as �Master of Puppets� by Metallica hits.
LOUDMOUTH: And their opponent�s members of Anarchy 99 are weighing in at 524 lbs. O�KATO and the Japanese Assassin BUUSHIDO!
Bushido and O�Kato come out to huge boos and asshole chants from the crowd and slowly make their way to the ring. A lady fan goes to touch Bushido and he swats away her hand spits the Green Mist of Death in her eyes, and starts to laugh. Bushido and O�Kato turn to each other bow, and then storm the ring.
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Serenity and Rosa are ready and stand their ground. O�Kato charges at Serenity and she levels him with a boot to the face. Bushido charges at Rosa and launches into her with a Spinning Wheel Kick, which knocks Rosa down to the mat. Bushido quickly scoops Rosa up and throws out of the ring. Serenity back turned begins to pick O�Kato when Bushido chop blocks her and sends her down to the her knees, Bushido quickly launches a Short Drop Kick connecting with the back of Serenity�s head. Bushido quickly rolls out of the ring and the ref officially calls for the bell. O�Kato starts stomping away at Serenity, he stops then nails a Leg Drop across the her throat, to loud boos! O�Kato pulls Serenity up; Irish Whip�s her into the corner. O�Kato then starts chocking her with his boot. Ref calls for the break, O�Kato refuses, the ref begins to count and at 4, O�Kato lets go only to slap her right across the face. Outside the rung, Rosa starts to pull herself into the ring when Bushido pulls her down and slams her head of the ring apron. She slumps to the mat, he looks down bows and drops and elbow across her throat. Rosas immediately grasps her throat and starts to roll around the outside fighting for air.
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ROMEO: O�Kato and Bushido are proving beyond a shadow of a doubt who the dominate gender is Storm!
JOHNNY: Yeah, with cheap shots and underhanded tactics.
ROMEO: So? By whatever means necessary Storm!!
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O�Kato grabs Serenity and whips her to his corner. Bushido up on the apron wraps the tag chord around her throat and starts choking the life out of her as O�Kato distracts the ref. Ref turns around as Bushido quickly stops choking Serenity. O�Kato goes to his corner and tags in Bushido. O�Kato wraps up Serenity�s arms and Bushido goes to work with several lightning fast kicks and chops ending the barrage with a Spinning Savate Kick to her mid-section. Serenity falls to the mat, Bushido bows and drops an Elbow to the back of her head. Bushido pulls Serenity up Irish Whips her into the ropes, Serenity reverses it Bushido hits the ropes and Rosa from the outside grabs his foot. Bushido stops looks down at Rosa, Rosa hops up on the apron and slaps Bushido right across the face, she goes to do it again Bushido blocks and goes for his own slap, when Serenity grabs him from behind and sends him down to the mat with a Release German Suplex! Too loud cheers! Rosas hops up on the apron, as Serenity pulls Bushido up and whips him into her corner. Serenity tags in Rosa, Rosa climbs the top turnbuckle and Serenity gets Bushido up in a Torture Rack, and Rosa comes off with a Leg Drop nailing Bushido right across his throat, simultaneously Serenity drops into a Back Breaker! To huge cheers. Serenity rolls out of the ring and Rosa quickly pulls Bushido up and hits a quick Snap DDT. Rosas pulls Bushido back up and drops again with a Brain Buster! Rosa then again pulls Bushido back up and hits her 2Hot4U DDT and the cover.1..2..O�Kato comes barreling in breaks the count!
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JOHNNY: Who�s dominating who now Sinclair?
ROMEO: And I bet you like it to!
JOHNNY: Yes in fact I do!
ROMEO: You sick freak!
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Serenity storms the ring and opens up on O�Kato. Sending him down with a Clothesline. Rosa has Bushido back up and sends him flying with a Hurricanranna. Then the Globaltron comes to live as a large forklift is being parked in front of Anarchy 99�s locker room, the driver get�s off and turns to the cameras..it�s TERMINATOR X. Serenity stops and looks at the Globaltron and smiles as T-X winks and gives her a thumbs up!
Ref tries to gain control as Rosa and Serenity continue to pound away at Bushido and O�Kato. Serenity finally rolls out of the ring and pulls O�kato with her. She sends O�kato flying into the steel security railing. Back in the ring. Rosa pulls Bushido up and whips him across the ring. Bushido bounds of the rope and flies straight for Rosa all of sudden Rosas drops before Bushido even gets near her. Bushido stops his forward momentum. And lands a Senton Bomb on the back of Rosa and quickly pulls her up and hits his Wasabi Plunge and the cover..1..2. Serentiy grabs Bushido and pulls him to the outside breaking the count. Serenity starts unloading on Bushido as the ref checks on the out cold Rosa, Rosas slowly starts to move and shake ff the cobwebs. Serenity rolls Bushido back in the ring and follows in. She pulls Bushido up and nails her Everlasting Love, Serenity quickly drops and rolls out of the ring and Rosa slowly crawls and rolls Bushido up in a pinning combo. 1..2..Then Rosa let�s go and rolls of Bushido now totally unconscious. The ref starts waving for the medical crew to come to ringside.
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JOHNNY: What is happening? Rosa appears to have blacked out again and she had this match won?
ROMEO: Yes appears that way?
JOHNNY: She needs medical attention and she needs it now!
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O�Kato back up on the ring apron starts slapping the turnbuckle, and Bushido rolls over and makes the quick tag. O�Kato hops over the top rope and quickly pulls Rosas up. Serenity comes barreling in to prevent any more damage and Bushido flies over the ropes as well. All hell has broke loose as the medical workers try to get to Rosa and Bushido and O�Kato start man handling Serenity. The medical crew starts putting Rosa on the stretcher as the ref tries to gain control, and Rosa sits up to a loud POP! Bushido and Serenity start trading punches. O�Kato turns around and Rosa nails him with the Tequila Tornado Kick, and the cover..1�2�3�and the ref calls for the bell.
LOUDMOUTH: Your winners the team of SERENITY and ROSA ROSALEZ!!!!
Serenity and Rosa, begins to celebrate their win. When Bushido and Kato upset with their lose, begins to attack the bombshells from behind. Suddenly 'RockStar' by NERD, hits, and Brad Starr runs down to the ring with a bouquet of flowers, and his heart shape box of chocolates. He slides in the ring, Bushido sees this and tries to clothesline Starr, but Starr ducks the attempt, and hits Bushido with the flowers, Bushido just falls on the ground knocked out. Brad then quickly hits O'Kato with the flowers, knockin him out as well.
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Romeo: What the hell?
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Brad helps the women to their feet. He hands the box of chocolate and the flowers to Serenity. Brad then exits the ring. Serenity gets a surprise look on her face, when she reveals that in the buddle of flowers, was a steel pipe.
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>>> MAIN EVENT <<<
ESKIMO DEATH DEN MATCH (As per the Wheel of Honor)
KILLER KEN / TANK TOMLINSON / CARNAGE vs TERMINATOR-X / MAD DOG MURDOCK / BIG SHOT
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RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH: Introducing, wrestler #1... Killer Ken!!! (Killer Ken walks down to the ring)
RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH: Introducing wrestler #2... Terminator-X!!!! (Terminator-X walks down to the ring)
RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH: Introducing wrestler #3... Tank Tomlinson!!!! (Tank Tomlinson walks down to the ring)
RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH: Introducing wrestler #4... Mad Dog Murdock!!! (Mad Dog Murdock walks down to the ring)
RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH: Introducing wrestler #5... Big Shot!!! (Big Shot walks down to the ring)
RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH: Introducing wrestler #6... Carnage!!! (Carnage walks down to the ring)
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The giant structure, 36 feet high, comprised of 3 Hell in a Cell cages (One is 16 feet high, the other two are 10 feet high). The bottom cage is 16 feet high, and surrounds the ring, leaving about a 3-foot gap from the ring apron to the cell wall. The mesh cage has barbed wire threaded through it, making the cell walls for the 1st cell very deadly.
The next level up is the second cell, and fitted onto the cell walls are small panels, with C4 explosives on them. As the bottom of Cell #2 is the top of Cell #1, it too is covered in barbed wire, even the trap doors that lead from Cell #1 to Cell #2. Two sections of the floor have been heavily fortified. It is those two areas, which have ladders standing on them. Above them are the entrances to the final cage, Cell #3... The Eskimo Death Den!!!
The walls of this cell look extremely dangerous, as they are basically one giant wall of nails. This is unlike any walls seen in wrestling before... They are made of four-inch thick ice!!! As if that wasn't bad enough, a pair of C4 boards are propped up against the bed of nails, for those who want to deliver extra punishment.
There is only one entrance to the roof of the cell, which is also made of four inches of solid ice. Hanging about six feet in the air above the top of the Eskimo Death Den is an Eskimo Warrior Necklace made from the teeth of whales. The first person that manages to take down that necklace and puts it on wins the match for their team.
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SINCLAIR: Jesus Christ!!! Who designed this thing? Satan?
STORM: I'm told Nightshade was the one who designed the Triple Eskimo Death Den Match.
SINCLAIR: Whose bright idea was it to let that lunatic design that? The guy's one of the sickest, most demonic wrestlers of all time.
STORM: I think that was why they picked him.
SINCLAIR: Look at them! they are scared to even enter the cell!!
STORM: Time to get this show on the road. I apologize in advance folks, as I may get very emotional during this match, but you'll have to remember that many of these wrestlers are good friends, and it will be painful to see them suffer.
SINCLAIR: And believe me, they are going to suffer.
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The referee opens the door of the bottom cell, and the six men go through, one at a time. The referee shuts the door behind them and then slaps a padlock on the door to keep it shut. He holds on to the key. We now see that a full EMT crew is down by ringside, and there are six stretchers ready and waiting. The six men climb into the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start the match, which causes a huge roar from the crowd!!!
The six wrestlers look a little uncertain about how to start the match. But that doesn't last for long as Tank Tomlinson suddenly charges at Mad Dog Murdock, who ducks out of the way. Tank Tomlinson bounces off the ropes, and is met by a classic belly-to-belly suplex from Mad Dog Murdock (POP)!!! Mad Dog gets on top of Tomlinson and begins pounding him non-stop with hard rights (LOUD POP)!!!
During that exchange, Big Shot and Killer Ken lock-up into a collar and elbow tie-up. The two men push and shove each other around the ring, finally falling through the middle rope to the floor. They begin exchanging lefts and rights back and fourth too (LOUD POP)!!! Killer Ken kicks Big Shot in the mid-section, doubling Big Shot over. Killer Ken grabs a hold of Big Shot's head, and prepares to rub his face into the barbed wire cell wall. Instead, Big Shot elbows Killer Ken in the jaw, then wraps him up, and executes a vertical suplex. The two go crashing onto the metal ring steps!!! Killer Ken and Big Shot are both down and grabbing their backs in horrible pain!!!
Terminator-X and Carnage exchange a heated glare at each other. The two lock-up. Terminator-X powers Carnage into the turnbuckle. Terminator-X unleashes three consecutive knife-edge shots to Carnage's chest. Carnage momentarily stops Terminator-X by using an eye rake. Carnage quickly tries to grab a hold of Terminator-X and attempts to use his CarnaSlam (Olympic Slam), but Terminator-X blocks it and nails a reverse neck breaker!!!
Terminator-X looks and sees Mad Dog unleashing a fury of punches to Tank Tomlinson. Terminator-X grabs Mad Dog's arm to stop the fury, then tells him to get up. Mad Dog smiles at Terminator-X, then picks the stunned Tank off the mat and leans him up against the ropes. Terminator-X and Mad Dog go to middle ring, lock hands, and charge forward at Tank, double clotheslines him over the top of the top rope, and then sends him crashing back first into the barbed wire laced cell wall (LOUD POP)!!! Tank's back is ripped open and starts bleeding excessively!!! Mad Dog climbs through the ropes to the floor.
Back in the ring, Terminator-X is picking Carnage off the mat. Once in a standing position, Terminator-X nails Carnage with a standing clothesline. Carnage hits the back of his head hard on the mat, stunning him. Terminator-X looks down at Carnage, and signals for the Termi-Bomb (LOUD POP)!!! Terminator-X stands Carnage up, but the weakened Carnage drives his knee into Terminator-X's groin (BOOS). Both men collapse to the mat.
Outside the ring, Mad Dog Murdock goes over to check on his partner Big Shot. Mad Dog helps Big Shot to his feet. They start to stand Killer Ken up to administer some damage to him. While they are standing him up, the bloody Tank Tomlinson grabs a metal chair from beneath the ring, and then swings it violently at Mad Dog's head, leveling him!!! Big Shot kicks Tank Tomlinson in the mid-section, and Tank drops the chair. Big Shot immediately grabs a hold of Tank and DDT's him on the steel chair (LOUD POP)!!!! Both Mad Dog Murdock, who is now bleeding badly from a head gash, and Tank Tomlinson, who is also bleeding from his back, is lying motionless on the ground.
Big Shot picks up the chair, and looks back at Killer Ken, who has slowly made it to his feet. Big Shot swings the chair at Killer Ken, but Ken ducks, and the metal chair crashes into the ring post. The strong vibrations from the impact of the metal chair forces Big Shot to drop the chair. His hands are shocked from the impact. Killer Ken picks up the chair and delivers a blast across the back of Big Shot. Big Shot falls to the floor in pain.
Killer Ken rolls back into the ring, and sees Terminator-X and Carnage still down. Killer Ken helps Carnage to his feet. The two of them start stomping a mudhole into Terminator-X's chest. Mad Dog Murdock, just coming to from the chair shot, sees the double team, and rolls into the ring. Carnage immediately starts stomping at Mad Dog Murdock.
Big Shot is slowly getting to his feet outside the ring. He looks under the ring, and pulls out an extra C4 panel piece!!! He slides into the ring with it, and lays it on the mat. He spins Carnage around, and immediately delivers the Shot Bottom (Rock Bottom) onto the C4 panel, causing a low-grade explosion!!! Carnage rolls off the panel, screaming out in pain as a small cloud of smoke rises through the top of the cage!!! Killer Ken turns his attention to Big Shot. He lunges at Big Shot, but Big Shot sidesteps him. Killer Ken bounces off the ropes, and on the bounce-back, he is caught in a Shot Bottom, and is driven onto the C4 panel, causing another mild explosion!!! Killer Ken screams out in pain next to Carnage. Big Shot looks down at Killer Ken, and motions for the Legend's Elbow (People's Elbow). Just before he drops it on Killer Ken, Carnage grabs the C4 panel, and at the last second, lays it across Killer Ken's chest, explosives side-up. Big Shot then drops his elbow on the C4 panel, causing another mild explosion geared upwards at him. Big Shot is not grabbing his elbow, screaming out in pain!!!
Outside of the ring, the groggy Mad Dog Murdock pulls Tank Tomlinson up and then rams him face first into the barb-wired cell wall, opening up a nasty wound on his forehead. Not finished, he pulls Tank Tomlinson up and does it a second time. A smile breaks out on Mad Dog's face, as Tank Tomlinson's forehead is ripped wide open!!! Mad Dog Murdock then looks under the ring and pulls out a 2x4 wrapped in barbwire. Mad Dog Murdock picks it up and holds it up for the fans. He then brings it crashing down on Tank Tomlinson's forehead. He then rakes the barbwire across Tank Tomlinson's forehead. He raises it back up for a finishing blow, but Tank Tomlinson lunges out in desperation and spears both himself and Mad Dog THROUGH the barbed wire laced cell wall (HUGE POP)!!!
Mad Dog and Tank Tomlinson are tangled up in the barbed wire, their bodies a bloody mess!!! As they slowly fight to escape from the twisted razor sharp barbed wire, they become twisted even tighter into the wire. The barbed wire is lodged deep in their skin, and eventually, both pass out from the pain.
GWL officials and ring crew charge over to them with wire cutters, trying to cut them free!!! After roughly two minutes, they have cut the wire away, and the GWL medical crew tends to the two.
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Back in the ring, Terminator-X has slowly managed to get up. He looks concerned for his friend Mad Dog, but knows he must fight on. He goes towards Carnage, who himself has just made it to his feet. Then the fistfight explodes as the two go toe-to-toe, with neither man willing to budge an inch. Finally Terminator-X wins the immense exchange with a devastating uppercut, which sends Carnage crashing to the canvas. He gets back up quickly, but walks into a volley of right hands from Terminator-X, pushing him back into the turnbuckle. During this battle, Killer Ken has managed to roll out of the ring, and got a hold of the ladder under the ring (LOUD BOOS). Terminator-X is punishing Carnage in the corner with hard body shots, and then whips him across the ring. He follows in with a devastating clothesline.
Meanwhile, Killer Ken sets the ladder up in the ring, positioning it so that it is directly underneath one of the trap doors to the Cell #2 (BOOS). The ladder is only about 2 feet short of the top of the cell. Killer Ken begins to climb, not realizing that Big Shot has seen what he was doing, and has climbed towards the ladder to stop him. Big Shot climbs up the opposite side of the ladder, and delivers a straight on punch to Killer Ken's jaw, stopping him. Big Shot makes it to the top of the ladder.
Big Shot slides down the back of Killer Ken, and locks his legs, and in the same motion takes Killer Ken off the ladder with something similar to a Sunset Power bomb (LOUD POP)!!! The move also takes a toll on Big Shot, who lies next to the fallen Killer Ken.
Back to Terminator-X, who has Carnage on the top turnbuckle. Terminator-X climbs up and then sets him up for a big Super-plex. But Carnage breaks free and he grabs Terminator-X and then dives off the top rope, but not into the ring, to the outside and drives him down to the mats on the floor with a devastating CarnaSlam!!! A chant of 'Holy Shit' erupts around the arena, as both wrestlers are motionless!!!
Back in the ring, Big Shot is about to climb the ladder again, when he realizes that Killer Ken is climbing back into the ring, armed with a steel chair. Big Shot drops down and tries to cut Killer Ken off before he can get in the ring, but he is too slow, and Killer ken cracks him over the head with the chair. It's only a glancing blow, and only enough to stun Big Shot. Killer Ken drops the chair and takes Big Shot over towards the corner and hops up onto the turnbuckle. He hooks Big Shot by the head and then swings out with a Tornado DDT onto the Steel Chair. Big Shot rolls out of the ring holding his head while Killer Ken takes a breather and then gets to his feet.
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STORM: Killer Ken, alone in the ring, with the ladder already set up.
SINCLAIR: He could win the match right now if he's quick.
STORM: He'll have to be very quick, as I can see Big Shot getting up, and even Terminator-X is starting to recover from that amazing top rope CarnaSlam!!!
SINCLAIR: I cannot believe Terminator-X is even conscious after that move!!!
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Outside the ring, the GWL medical crew is still treating Mad Dog Murdock and Tank Tomlinson. Both are laying on yards of barbed wire and the mesh cage wall.
Back inside, Killer Ken starts to climb the ladder, not realizing that Big Shot is climbing into the ring behind him. Killer Ken climbs pretty swiftly, but not swiftly enough as Big Shot grabs the ladder and is about to tip it over when he suddenly changes his mind, and decides to climb the ladder after Killer Ken. Killer Ken makes it into Cell #2!!! Big Shot rolls in immediately after him. Killer Ken starts stomping on Big Shot.
Down below, Terminator-X has Carnage outside of the ring and slams him headfirst into the cell wall. He then rakes his face across the barbwire opening up a few more cuts. He then hoists him up onto his shoulder and then torpedoes him into the steel and barbwire. Terminator-X is on fire!!! He picks Carnage up and repeats the move. He then kneels down and gives Carnage a bit of trash talk as the crowd cheers him on like madmen. Terminator-X picks up half of the steel steps and tosses them over the top rope into the ring. He then pulls Carnage up and rolls him back into the ring.
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STORM: Terminator-X is in the zone. Carnage is in for a world of hurt!!!
SINCLAIR: Well Storm, as there two go at it in Cell#1, Killer Ken is taking it to Big Shot.
STORM: This match is unbelievable!!! Above the ring, Killer Ken and Big Shot exchange right hands in Cell #2. A Killer Ken dropkick almost sends Big Shot into the C4, but he manages to stop himself just in time. Killer Ken rips his tights and cuts open his left arm on the barbwire that covers the mesh floor of the 2nd cell. Killer Ken gets to his feet and catches Big Shot with a body shot. He then tries to hook Big Shot up for a DDT, but Big Shot reverses it and drives both of them forward and uses Killer Ken as a shield as they both crash into the C4 covered cell wall, setting off an explosion!!!
Both men collapse onto the mesh floor of the 2nd cell. Killer Ken's hair is badly singed, as is his back and much of his tights. Big Shot looks to have escaped mostly unscathed, except for a burn mark on one side of his face and some singed hair.
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STORM: Oh my God!!! I hope they are okay!!!
SINCLAIR: I couldn't even watch that!!! That just looked too gruesome!!!
STORM: Big Shot must be completely insane!!! He drove himself and Killer Ken into that C4!!! He went in willingly!!!
SINCLAIR: It could prove to be a smart move, if he can recover from the shock, as Killer Ken took most of the explosion. He could grab the Eskimo Warrior Necklace before anyone else reaches the 2nd cell.
STORM: True, but look who is waiting to climb that ladder, both Terminator-X and Carnage. Big Shot would have to go now, and I don't think he's getting up just yet.
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Back in the ring, Terminator-X pulls Carnage up and pulls him up onto the steel steps. He stands on the steps and sets Carnage up for a Pile driver. He pulls Carnage up, but Carnage grabs ahold of Terminator-X and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly suplex off the ring steps!!! Terminator-X crashes hard on the mat. Carnage and Terminator-X are barely moving!!!
Outside the ring, Mad Dog Murdock and Tank Tomlinson, both badly cut up from the barbed wire, have both been helped to their feet. The medical workers attempt to have them lay on a stretcher, but both shove the medical workers away!!! They glare at each other and start exchanging weak punches back and fourth. They both fall down, exhausted, on the wire on the floor.
Up in Cell #2, Big Shot and Killer Ken have made it to their feet. They exchange right hands back and fourth. Big Shot blocks a clothesline from Killer Ken and slams him down with a perfect body slam. He then turns around and looks towards the rope ladder that leads up to the 3rd cell. But before he can attempt the climb, Killer Ken pulls Big Shot down. Killer Ken gets up first. He waits for Big Shot to stand. Once he does, Killer Ken dropkicks Big Shot backwards into one of the walls still covered in C4 panels. A huge explosion erupts as Big Shot collapses onto the mesh. Killer Ken, after falling on the barbed wire cage floor, is now bleeding from an arm wound. Both men lie on the Cell floor, exhausted.
Terminator-X and Carnage crawl towards the ladder in Cell #1. From opposite sides of the ladder, the two begin to climb up. Once they reach the top of the ladder, Terminator-X delivers a weak punch that momentarily stuns Carnage. Terminator-X climbs into Cell#2. Killer Ken reaches up, grabs the front of Terminator-X's tights, sending him forward into a C4 panel, causing yet another explosion!!! Terminator-X goes down hard. Carnage now climbs into Cell #2.
All four men are now lying on the floor of Cell #2, all four physically spent. A H-U-G-E 'GWL' chant erupts throughout the arena. As all four wrestlers are barely moving, the bloody Mad Dog Murdock has slowly crawls into the ring of Cell #1. He is followed in by the equally bloody Tank Tomlinson.
Big Shot stands up in Cell #2, and slowly climbs the rope ladder into Cell #3, the Eskimo Death Den!!! Killer Ken follows him up, slowly. Once Killer Ken stands up, Big Shot delivers a haymaker to the side of Killer Ken's face, sending Ken into the nails in the ice walls of Cell #3!!! Killer Ken screams out in pain as he collapses with four nail wounds on his upper back!!! Big Shot then looks up at the open spot to the top of the Eskimo Death Den!!! Big Shot slowly goes towards the rope ladder to the four-inch thick ice ceiling. Just as he reaches for the rope ladder, Killer Ken desperately grabs a C4 panel off the wall, and swings it at Big Shot, and it explodes across his back!!! The force of the explosion sends Big Shot forward into the ice wall of nails!!!
Both Killer Ken and Big shot lay motionless on the floor of the Eskimo Death Den. The crowd erupts with another 'GWL' chant!!!
Carnage slowly climbs the ladder into the Eskimo Death Den. Terminator-X follows him up. Mad Dog Murdock slowly climbs the ladder from Cell #1 to Cell #2. Killer Ken sees that Mad Dog has now entered Cell #2, so he pulls the rope ladder between Cell #2 and the Eskimo Death Den up to prevent him from climbing up.
Terminator-X and Carnage are the first two wrestlers up. They begin exchanging weak punches back and fourth. Carnage kicks Terminator-X in the mid-section, and then shoves him backwards into another C4 panel, setting off another mild explosion. Carnage takes a moment to catch his breath, then climbs the ladder to the top of the ice topped Eskimo Death Den. Once he reaches the top, he slips on the ice, and falls down. Terminator-X now climbs to the top of the Eskimo Death Den!!!
Terminator-X goes to reach for the Eskimo Warrior Necklace. Just as he reaches for it, Carnage leg sweeps him, sending him down on the slick ice floor. Both men are now lying on the icy ceiling. Killer Ken and Big Shot now take turns climbing to the top of the Eskimo Death Den. At the bottom, Tank Tomlinson climbs into Cell #2 with Mad Dog Murdock.
On the top of the Eskimo Death Den, Terminator-X gets to his feet, and grabs a hold of Killer Ken. The crowd explodes when he gestures for the Termi-Bomb!!! He lifts Killer Ken up, and slams him down on the Eskimo Death Den's ice ceiling, and the entire ceiling shatters and collapses into the Eskimo Death Den and down into Cell #2 (MEGA-HUGE POP)!!!! Terminator-X, Killer Ken, Big Shot, and Carnage all fall down through the floors to Cell #2, all on top of Mad Dog Murdock and Tank Tomlinson!!!
Once they land down in Cell #2, all the C4 panels collapse inwards, and no fewer than 20 separate explosions occur. The arena is now packed full of smoke from the explosives and the crowd is shocked at what they have just seen!!!
As TURMOIL goes off the air, the smoke is lifting, and the mangled remains of the Eskimo Death Den is scattered around the ringside area. The camera zooms in, and scattered throughout the structure are all six wrestlers, all laying motionless. The loudest 'GWL' chant ever heard erupts as the GWL medical workers storm into the destruction zone to check on the wrestlers!!!
{Credit: Jeff, Skip and Colin for results, plus skit writer�s}