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JOHNNY STORM : Zero and Bloodlust are really going at it hard, aren't they ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Oh yeah, but it looks like Duke Diamond got the final laugh as he sent both men crumbling down the emergency steps. ----- **GWL recorded footage begins to play the incident over the GlobalTron...** ----- JOHNNY STORM : Looks like they'll be feeling the affects of that fall for a long time. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Who cares about the grease-monkey Bloodlust ? What about our true champion-hero, Zero ? How is he ? Is he here ? JOHNNY STORM : I don't know, but tonight's main event could be in serious jeopardy !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Mass Carnage will destroy GWZ and Mad Dog !!! JOHNNY STORM : Fat chance ! The Anti-Alliance will prevail over the 'unfair ones'. ROMEO SINCLAIR : No freakin' way !!! The Diamond Alliance rule with a heavy fist, and later tonight it will be yet another victory for the good guys. JOHNNY STORM : I don't think Bloodlust would much appreciate you taking a catch phrase from him. ROMEO SINCLAIR : I don't much give a bloody damn ! JOHNNY STORM : Hold on, I'm getting a message from Carl Crapper in the back ! ----- **Cameras are seen in the back where Carl Crapper is seen outside Duke's office. Mass Carnage is seen walking out with their tag titles in hand. Carl knocks on the door and walks on in. Carl sees Zero standing there speaking to Duke. Duke is laughing as they discuss their strategy for later tonight. When all of sudden a ton of bright red blood goes spilling overhead of Duke and Zero, covering them head to toe. A little note is slowly falling towards Zero's foot reading, "Courtesy of Bloodlust". Zero and Duke begin to rub the blood from their eyes, as Zero is very angry as he kicks Diamond's desk. Duke is stunned as he opens his door furious and heads for a shower. Zero just looks on as he cracks a smile and grabs the GWL camera throwing it down on the ground. A huge 'Bloodlust' chant is heard amongst the crowd, as others chant an 'asshole' taunt towards Zero.** ----- JOHNNY STORM : Well Crapper, glad you could bring us that footage. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Yeah, it doesn�t look like we'll be able to use that camera again. JOHNNY STORM : Well, Bloodlust seems to be in the building tonight, and Zero is for sure here, so it looks like our Main Event is still intact. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Yeah, but I'd hate to be Bloodlust right now. I mean, pissing off Duke two days straight and countless other times ? He's gonna have to pay tonight. JOHNNY STORM : For Blood's sake, I hope you're wrong, but without further ado, lets head to the ring for our first match. |
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| DANE ECKERT VS EL INSANO | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
JOHNNY STORM : Tonight we will see the return of everyone's favorite lovable loser, El Insano, as he goes against the monster Dane Eckert. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Yeah, I hope that Dane destroys that Mexican piece of trash. He should have stayed retired. Betcha that Rio Grande River swimmer is in the locker room wishing he had too !!! JOHNNY STORM : Now what have you got against the Mexicans ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Not the Mexicans, just El Insano. He is completely 'insano' to return against a vicious man like Eckert. He's no 'braino', amigo. (Winks at camera) --- * Just then, 'Take It' by the Insane Clown Posse plays throughout the arena. (LOUD BOOS). Dane comes out to an explosive entrance, with pyro being set off along the top of the ramp. The fans are heavily booing him. Dane slowly walks down the ramp, then enters the ring. He glares out at the crowd in total disgust as they begin a 'WE WANT INSANO' chant. He continues to glare at the entrance and waits for his opponent. The former GWL Toilet Bowl Title is shown on the GlobalTron, and the crowd goes nuts. 'The Mexican Hat Dance' with a new techno-spin to it plays throughout the arena, and the returning former Toilet Bowl Champion and ex-Mexican porn star El Insano makes his way through the curtain. (LOUD POP). He comes out holding none other than the now retired Toilet Bowl Title. --- ROMEO SINCLAIR : I can�t believe he is bringing that worthless title out with him !!! He's the only one who would take pride with holding that 'loser's belt'. JOHNNY STORM : Why ? What�s the harm in it ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : It got retired for a reason. Mr. Ro-Ro Rooter should have allowed it to go all the way down the drain and to the sewer system !!! --- El Insano takes off his Mexican sombraro ceremonial hat, and drops it on top of the ramp, and begins doing the Mexican Hat Dance around it. (LOUD POP). Dane Eckert complains to the referee, and tells him to get Insano down to the ring. (AN 'ASSHOLE' CHANT STARTS, DIRECTED AT ECKERT). Eckert is visibly angry. --- JOHNNY STORM : Yeah, so the fans seem to enjoy Insano�s little performance. After all, everyone here seems to enjoy seeing him back, right ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Well, I don�t, okay ? JOHNNY STORM : Betcha you own a few of his Mexican adult videos. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Oh, shut the hell up !!! --- El Insano walks down to the ramp, and rolls into the ring. El Insano holds the retired championship belt up in the air. Dane Eckert, still angry with Insano's pre-match antics, delivers a kick straight onto the Toilet Bowl belt into El Insano's face. El Insano goes down like a pile of bricks. (LOUD BOOS). Dane looks down at Insano, then mockingly does a version of the Mexican Hat Dance around the fallen Insano. (LOUD 'ASSHOLE' CHANT). Dane pulls Insano up, and Irish Whips him into the corner. He starts delivering several shoulder blocks to El Insano's mid-section. (BOOS). Dane, seeing that Insano is in a 'hurtin' way', lifts Insano up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Dane steps up to the second rope, then grabs ahold of El Insano, and delivers a SuperPlex from the top rope. (LOUD BOOS). El Insano lands back first on his Toilet Bowl title belt when he crashes to the mat. Dane stands up, and begins laughing in an evil way. --- JOHNNY STORM : My God !!! I think Insano could be crippled after that !!! Did you hear that thud throughout the arena ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : So, ya thinking that El Insano's family and relatives just choked on their burritos at Taco Bell after seeing that ? (LAUGHS) JOHNNY STORM : You are a horrible person, ya know ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : I warned you and the entire world this was gonna happen, didn't I ? Betcha all every Taco Bell will be serving the all new El Insano, a taco with a crushed shell. Sorta like El Insano's body at the moment. (LAUGHS). JOHNNY STORM : Well it ain't over yet. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Are you watching the same match as me ? --- Dane is not going for a cover. The ref looks puzzled, then begins the 10 count 1�2�3�4�5�6� 7... 8... 9... Dane grabs ahold of Insano and stands him up, thus stopping the referee's count. (LOUD BOOS). Dane drops El Insano again to the mat. The referee starts arguing with Dane. Dane says he did nothing illegal. (LOUD 'ASSHOLE' CHANT). He goes down for the cover. 1... 2... but before the three count, Insano somehow manages to get his foot on the rope (LOUD POP). Dane can�t believe it. (LOUD 'INSANO' CHANT). Dane starts arguing with the ref saying he wasn't counting fast enough. As he argues with the referee, El Insano slowly pulls himself up to his feet, picks up the Toilet Bowl title belt, and with it, smashes Dane in the back of the head with it. (LOUD POP). Dane is stunned !!! El Insano then rolls Dane Eckert up with a School Boy pin !!! The ref goes down and counts a fast 1�2� Dane kicks out !!! (LOUD 'SIGH') --- JOHNNY STORM : Wow !!! I told you that it wasn't over !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR, your man almost was pinned right there !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : That no good referee !!! That 'wetback' just used an illegal weapon, for Christ sake !!! And what the hell is up with that fast count ? The ref is screwing him over big time !!! Whyo the hell is he anyways ? JOHNNY STORM : He is an official GWL referee, that's who. He can count as fast or slow as he wants. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Duke Diamond is not gonna like this one bit !!! Eckert is one of Diamond's guys. It doesn�t matter, Dane is not a happy man at this moment. Goodbye, Insano. --- Dane gets up and gets into the referee's face and tells him never to count like that again, or else. (BOOS). Dane then glares at the referee. He tries to intimidate him, but the referee shoves Eckert. (LOUD POP). Eckert cocks his fist back to slug the referee, but Insano grabs his arm, and spins Dane Eckert around. Dane now glares at Insano and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Insano comes bouncing back and his met with a vicious clothesline. (BOOS). Dane picks Insano up again, but this time delivers a vicious PowerBomb. (LOUD BOOS). Dane signals for his finisher, the Electroction (Death Valley Driver). Dane goes to pick up Insano, but the Mexican delivers a hard punch to Dane's groin area (LOUD POP). Dane is now down but on his knees. Insano hits a drop kick to the face of Dane. (LOUD POP). --- ROMEO SINCLAIR : What that little Mexican is cheating !!! This is an outrage!!! This damn referee is totally for Insano !!! Even you JOHNNY STORM could see that low blow !!! JOHNNY STORM : The main thing is, the referee in charge of the match didn't call it. Maybe this referee is what we need here in tyhe GWL. Not in Diamond's back pocket. ROMEO SINCLAIR : I'm telling Duke you said that !!! --- Insano now climbs out the ring and grabs the Toilet Bowl belt again. He climbs back in and waits for Dane to get up. (LOUD 'INSANO' CHANT). Dane is slowly getting back up on his feet, turns around, and is nailed right in the skull with the title belt !!! (LOUD POP). As he does this, the referee turns around to adjust the top turnbuckle padding. --- ROMEO SINCLAIR : What the hell ? Disqualify Insano !!! This referee is not doing his job !!! Dane Eckert is battling two men in that ring !!! JOHNNY STORM : Life sometimes sucks, huh ? (Snickers) ROMEO SINCLAIR : Oh shut up !!! --- Insano throws the championship back out the ring. The referee turns back around, and sees El Insano cover Dane. He gets down and again makes a fast 1..2.. but before he can reach three, Dane powers El Insano up in the air stopping the pin. (LOUD CROWD 'SIGH'). Dane shoots up and starts screaming at the referee again over Insano smashing him with the belt, plus the fast count. The referee smiles and shrugs his shoulders. (POP). El Insano comes from behind and delivers a hard punch to Dane Eckert's back, but Eckert just turns around, grabs ahold of El Insano, and delivers his finisher, the Electrocution. (LOUD BOOS). He drags Insano to the center of the ring, and covers him, and orders the referee to make the count. (A LOUD 'JUST SAY NO' CHANT ERUPTS). The referee looks disgusted, but gets down and makes the slow three count. The referee calls for the bell. ======================================== WINNER BY PINFALL : DANE ECKERT ======================================== ROMEO SINCLAIR : There JOHNNY STORM, what ya gotta say about that ? Even with a crooked referee, my man Dane Eckert cannot be beaten. JOHNNY STORM : Yeah, you gotta be proud. Dane Eckert has just beaten the 'superstar' El Insano. Gotta put him in the GWL Hall of Fame for this victory. Right ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : And I bet you've seen that no good referee officiate his last match. --- The referee starts to leave the ring, but Dane Eckert grabs him by his shoulder and pulls him back into the ring. (BOOS). He grabs the referee by the throat, appearing to be ready to deliver a chokeslam. The referee delivers a kick to Dane Eckert's mid-section, and Dane releases the chokehold. (LOUD POP). He delivers a solid second kick to Eckert's mid-section, which doubles Eckert over. The referee then grabs ahold of Eckert, and gets the large wrestler up for a PowerBomb, but once up, converts it to a sidewalk slam with an elbow being driven to Eckert's chest to finish it off !!! (LOUD POP). Eckert rolls out of the ring holding his back and chest. The referee grabs the ring microphone. (A LOUD 'WE WANT THE REF' CHANT STARTS). --- REFEREE : Dane Eckert... NEVER put your hands on a GWL referee !!! Especially one with a wrestling background. (LOUD CROWD 'GASP').... My name is Diablo, and that pain your feeling in your ribs and back came from my coupe de gras named the 'Suicide'. I'm sure you'll be seeing alot of me in the future. (LOUD 'DIABLO' CHANT) --- ROMEO SINCLAIR : He's a ringer !!! I knew he wasn't a fair and balanced referee !!! He's gonna pay in a big way, and that is a promise !!! JOHNNY STORM : Yeah, Diablo is really looking scared, ain't he ? I think Eckert shouldn't be under estimating this youngster. ROMEO SINCLAIR : I hate you. --- Dane Eckert's is in a rage. He attempts to re-enter the ring, but he is held back by several GWL officials. He is escorted back to the dressing room. Diablo helps El Insano up, and helps him back to the dressing room to a loud ovation. |
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Carl Crapper enters the dressing room of the Turmoil Champion A-Roz. A-Roz is doing some warm-ups in preparation for his upcoming title match against Brad Austin. CARL CRAPPER : A-Roz, can I have a moment ? A-ROZ : Your you and the millions of RozManiacs around the world, I'll answer your questions, Crapper. CARL CRAPPER : You are really on a role as of late. If you successfully defeat...... A-ROZ : WHEN I successfully defend. That's what you meant, right Crapper ? CARL CRAPPER : Um, okay. WHEN you successfully defend your Turmoil Title against #1 contender Brad Austin, what is in your future ? A-ROZ : Well, for one, the longest title reign ever as Turmoil Champion. WHEN I eventually win the World Title, I'll have to forfeit the Turmoil Title. Shouldn't be long, right Crapper ? CARL CRAPPER : I'm no psychic, but I would bet against you, A-Roz. A-ROZ : Smart man, Carl. ----- There is a knocking at the door. Brad Austin walks in. ----- CARL CRAPPER : I am in the middle of an interview here. Do you mind ? BRAD AUSTIN : No, I don't mind helping out with this bombing interview. Maybe with me here, we can get a large ratings bump for this quarter hour. A-ROZ : Austin, ya puke, you think your some second coming of a smug Greek god ? You ain'y nothin' but a great big pile of mule crap in my book. BRAD AUSTIN : (Looks mad) Your gonna find out in about 5 minutes that I am the 'real deal'. I have it all. The looks, the skills, the physically gifted body, the non-stop endurance.... A-ROZ : And in a few minutes, I'm gonna give you two things you ain't got. BRAD AUSTIN : Oh yeah ? Humor me. What are they ? A-ROZ : Well, first of all, I'm gonna give you a Philadelphia Ass Whoopin' courtesy of Philly's own favorite son... ME !!! And second, I'm gonna be givin' you a whole lotta hurt with my RozMission finisher. Trust me, after those two things, you're not gonna want anything else, ever. BRAD AUSTIN : Crapper, I hope you're recording this. I want this put on the future Brad Austin Hall of Fame DVD. I want A-Roz's ramblings properly saved for future generations to see. The World's Worst Sports Predictions. Yeah, that's what we'll title this chapter. A-ROZ : (Smiles) Austin, I'm gonna enjoy hurtin' you. It's time to dance. Let's go to the ballroom and do the tango, Austin. BRAD AUSTIN : (Smirks) It's one dance you'll never forget.... ----- Brad Austin leaves the dressing room. A-Roz looks into his mirror and starts looking intense, psyching himself out for the next match. |
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| A-ROZ (C) VS BRAD AUSTIN | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brad Austin's entrance music, Black Lab's 'Learn To Crawl' starts, and the self professed future GWL Hall of Famer walks through the curtain to huge boos with his manager Chris Warz. He acts really smug as he walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans negative coments directed at him. He enters the ring, and a loud 'YOU SUCK' chant erupts. He grabs the microphone. ----- BRAD AUSTIN : Tonight, you get to see the first GWL Title win by the future of the GWL, Brad Austin. (LOUD BOOS) ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : You gotta love it. A man with such great self confidence. JOHNNY STORM : Don't you mean a man with an overly inflated ego ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Yeah, keep talking. Get your disposable camera ready to get a picture of Brad Austin's first GWL championship victory. The first of many from this future GWL Hall of Famer. JOHNNY STORM : I'm gonna be sick. Pass the waste paper basket. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Really funny guy, Johnny. ----- The GlobalTron goes orange, and in large black letters are four letters, 'A-ROZ'. (LOUD POP). Metallica's 'Seek and Destroy' plays throughout the arena, as A-Roz walks through the curtain with his Turmoil Title Belt over his shoulder. (LOUD 'A-ROZ' CHANT). A-Roz walks down to the ring with his eyes focused on Brad Austin in the ring. ----- JOHNNY STORM : Look at A-Roz's eyes ? A man on a mission. You wanna take a picture of the RozManian Devil with that disposable camera of yours ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Hell no !!! I'm saving all 27 shots for when Brad Austin parades around in that ring with his soon to be Turmoil Title in about fifteen minutes or so. Will you take a picture of me and the champ after the match ? JOHNNY STORM : You want your picture taken with A-Roz ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : That Philly street thug ? Hardly.... ----- A-Roz enters the ring. He hands the Turmoil Title belt to the referee. The referee hands it out to a GWL official at ringside. He then calls for the bell to start the match. Match starts with A-Roz and Brad Austin circling each other in the center of the ring. Brad suddenly stops and extends his hand for A-Roz to shake. (BOOS). A-Roz stand and looks at the crowd, as the crowd boos heavily. Chris Warz applauds Brad Austin on the outside for his gesture. A-Roz cautiously extends his hand and Brad Austin clasps it. They shake hands as Chris Warz continues to applaud. Brad suddenly pulls A-Roz into a clothesline as Warz goes wild on the outside and the crowd boos heavily. ----- JOHNNY STORM : That no good smug bastard ! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Shut up virgin boy ! A-Roz fell for the oldest trick in the book ! I may be taking those pictures sooner than later. ----- Brad picks A-Roz up and whips him off the ropes, connecting with a big powerslam on the way back. Brad then follows up with a standing leg drop, much to the delight of Chris Warz. (BOOS). Brad picks A-Roz up by the head and clubs A-Roz in the back with a forearm which sends A-Roz back down to the mat. (LOUD 'A-ROZ' CHANT STARTS). Brad picks up A-Roz once again and backs him into corner. Brad continues to punish A-Roz with violent shoulder thrusts to the midsection. Brad then chokes A-Roz with his boot, until the referee forces him to break it. A-Roz drops to the mat clutching his throat as Brad poses for the booing crowd. ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Brad is looking very impressive tonight. You even gotta admit it Johnny. JOHNNY STORM : He has a future here in the GWL. But this match is only 2 minutes old. Don't take that camera out of the box yet. ----- Austin goes back over to A-Roz and kicks him in the head. Austin picks A-Roz up and hoists him up in a delayed vertical suplex. (BOOS). After about 5 seconds, Austin drops A-Roz down to the mat. Austin waits as A-Roz slowly gets up to his feet. Brad goes off the ropes and charges at A-Roz with a clothesline, but A-Roz ducks. Brad goes off the opposite ropes and gets caught with a big belly to belly overhead suplex from A-Roz, much to the delight of the crowd and the chagrin of Chris Warz. (LOUD POP). A-Roz gets back up his feet and so does Brad. Brad charges at A-Roz again. A-Roz counters with a drop toehold, sending Brad to the mat face first. (LOUD POP). A-Roz then follows up with a big elbow to the back of Brad�s head. A-Roz mounts Brad and clamps on a rear naked choke submission, prompting Chris Warz to get up on the ring apron. (BOOS). The ref goes over to order to Chris Warz off the apron as Brad starts tapping the mat. (LOUD POP). The ref doesn�t see it as he is busy arguing with Chris Warz. (LOUD BOOS). A-Roz breaks the hold and goes over to get the ref�s attention, as Chris Warz drops back down to the arena floor. Brad slowly gets up and catches A-Roz with a big boot to the face as he turns around. (LOUD BOOS). ----- JOHNNY STORM : This is not fair ! A-Roz should be the winner ! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Boo hoo Johnny. The ref didn�t see it and we don�t have an instant replay rule here in the GWL. I can't believe you are saying this after the horrible biased refereeing by Diablo in the opening match. JOHNNY STORM : He was an assigned referee to that match. Chris Warz is not part of the match. He may have cost A-roz his belt. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Don't like it when it goes against you, huh ? JOHNNY STORM : They'll get theirs. ----- Chris Warz gets back up on the apron distracting the referee, while Brad goes over to a turnbuckle and undoes its padding exposing the steel. (LOUD BOOS). Chris drops back down as Brad is done. Brad picks up A-Roz and whips him in the direction of the exposed turnbuckle. A-Roz reverses the whip and sends Brad back first into the steel. (LOUD POP). Brad cries out in pain as he stumbles forward from the turnbuckle. A-Roz meets Brad in the center of the ring and tosses him with a big Overhead T-Bone Suplex. (LOUD POP). A-Roz is pumped as the crowd goes wild !!! A-Roz waits for Brad to get up and nails him with a Release Northern Lights suplex. (POP). A-Roz grabs onto Brad with a reverse waistlock and proceeds to deliver 3 rolling German suplexes in a row. (LOUD 'A-ROZ' CHANT). ----- JOHNNY STORM : A-Roz is on fire !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : He cheated !!! He used the turnbuckle�s steel !!! JOHNNY STORM : Yeah, it's unbelievable those ropes became untied by themselves. (Snickers) ROMEO SINCLAIR : Your breath reeks Johnny-boy. ----- Brad slowly struggles back to his feet as A-Roz lies in wait behind him. As Brad stumbles to his feet, A-Roz moves in and clamps on the Rozmission (TazzMission). (HUGE POP). The crowd goes wild as Brad Austin flails about helplessly. (A LOUD 'TAP OUT' CHANT ERUPTS). Chris Warz gets back onto the ring apron and A-Roz lets go of the hold. (LOUD CROWD SIGH). A-Roz goes flying across the ring and knocks Chris Warz off the ring apron and onto the arena floor. (LOUD POP). The crowd goes nuts !!! A-Roz turns back to Brad Austin, who walks straight into a RozzPlex (TazzPlex) !!! (LOUD POP). A-Roz then clamps on the Rozzmission on Brad Austin again. (HUGE POP). The ref gets into position and checks whether Brad wants to submit or not. (HUGE 'TAP OUT' CHANT). Suddenly, Chris Warz gets into the ring with a chair and smashes it over A-Roz�s head. (HUGE BOOS). The referee calls for the bell. ================================================================================= WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION, AND STILL GWL TURMOIL CHAMPION : A-ROZ ================================================================================= JOHNNY STORM : Well, I guess no pictures tonight of you and Brad Austin, huh Romeo ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : One more word out of your mouth, and it's go time. JOHNNY STORM : (Snickers) ROMEO SINCLAIR : Oh shut up !!! ----- Chris Warz continues to pummel A-Roz with the steel chair as the ref tries to stop him. (LOUD 'A-ROZ' CHANT). Brad slowly gets up to his feet and then pushes the ref down. Chris Warz places the steel chair in the middle of the ring and Brad picks A-Roz up. Brad then plants A-Roz with the Undisputed Slam (CHOKESLAM INTO ROCK BOTTOM) onto the steel chair. Brad Austin and Chris Warz celebrate as if they had won the match as the crowd boos wildly and A-Roz lies motionless on the mat. ----- JOHNNY STORM : Some hero, huh ? You know A-Roz is gonna demand a rematch against your hero. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Super !!! Another match, another title shot. This Brad Austin is a genius !!! JOHNNY STORM : He's a marked man by a very dangerous man. |
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**Camera open up in the hospital room of Terminator X... Terminator-X is sitting up in bed looking at the USA Today and watching Sports Center as the camera pans in on the bed of Terminator-X. His head is heavily bandaged sporting 2 black eyes... Terminator-X peers up from his paper** �So� look at this�Terminator-X laid up in a god damned hospital bed thanks to the 2 chumps known as Mass Carnage. Now I could sit here and bitch and moan about how they won the tag straps or how they tried to cave in my skull, but frankly, it ain�t going to happen..No, what I am going to say is this�Carnage, Scorpion he both have made what could be called a life altering mistake. See, by trying to crack my skull like a coconut, you both have entered into a zone that you both will learn to freaking regret. See what you two did was just plain stupid. You idiots tried and take me out of the game for good, but thanks to your incompetence, you couldn�t get the damn job done... Well boys... when I return�I will get the job done... I will make you both pay for your attack, I will make you wish you had never picked up the steel chairs, let alone use them on my skull.� **Terminator-X takes a drink of water** �Mass Carnage, you better damn well believe when I am cleared to return to the ring, I will stop at nothing to pound into the meaning of the word�s VENGENCE and REDEMPTION... Mark my words boys, when I return I will stop at nothing to TERMINATE BOTH YOUR ASS�ES..and make wish you had never stepped into my zone�The Terminator-X you beat down at Shattered Dreams will not be the one that takes out you both. That Terminator-X is gone dead and buried..And this Terminator-X the one before you now only sees nothing but two bloodstains�and you best believe that when they say �Paybacks are a motherfucker�... It�s the damn truth ! Mass Carnage..sometime, somewhere, Terminator-X will be beating down your doors..and trust me..I WILL DO SO WITH NO REMORSE WHAT SO EVER�!!!� **Cameras cut back to Turmoil** |
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| THE PASSION PIT.... FEATURING TIFFANY | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| **I Touch Myself by the Divynils hit and Tiffany Spreadwell comes down to the ring in a Bushido t-shirt and a short min-skirt made from a Japanese flag..crowd starts a �slut� and �skank� chant as Tiffany gets into the ring and grabs a mic** TIFFANY : Ladies and gentlemen love me or hate me, I still am the hottest employee in the GWL..and I always give you the facts�So just shut the hell up! **Slut and skank chants continue** TIFFANY : Now my guest this week is simply a wonderful international superstar, he has dazzled the fans and the Neanderthals in the back with his brilliant array of martial arts, and his simply amazing feats of glory. He is the poster child for the fairness, honesty and honor. He is non other then the Japanese Assassin..BUUSHIDO!!! **Loud boos..as Son Song by Soulfly hits..and Bushido walks out with his Japanese flag and the Trans Atlantic Title..we walks to the ring as Asshole chants start..He slides into the ring and whispers into Tiffany�s ear..she smiles and bows to him.� TiffanY; Most sorry honorable Bushido..He IS THE MAN NOW HOLDING THE TRANS ATLANTIC TITLE..BUUSHIDO! **Bushido bows to Tiffany and she bows back** BUSHIDO : Thank you Tiffanysan, I must say you look ravishing tonight! TIFFANY : Thanks you, so Bushido how does it feel to be the Man Holding The Trans Atlantic Title? BUSHIDO : Oh Tiffany it feels most grand, most grand indeed to be honored and idolized for my stunning achievement of grabbing the Trans Atlantic Title. TIFFANY : Very good, but Bushido unfortunately people in the back and at home are saying that you didn�t win the title, you merely stole it does that not bother you? BUSHIDO : NO..it does not..for they all wish they had the skills and knowledge to attain this belt. They are all nothing but liar�s, cheats and wanna be�s that have no business stepping into the ring with the great Bushido! TIFFANY : Totally my Japanese sex symbol, totally. But tonight T and Phoenix are going to try and prove you worng, does that concern you? BUSHIDO : Not at all. T and Phoenix are just run of the mill morons that wish they had an ounce of skill, honor and pride that I have. They are no better then the great Bushido, they do not have the caliber of talent and skill that I have, they do not have any skills that can be compared to mine. They are nothing more then losers and degenerates in mine eyes. They do not have the honor or skills that I have running through my body, my genes of a samurai or ninja. They do not have nor they will they ever have 1/10 of my honor, skill or pride..nor will they ever hope to gain my Trans Atlantic Title! TIFFANY : So true my little Japanese man..so true. BUSHIDO : Tonight my lovely geisha, tonight I walk into the Triple Threat with the Trans Atlantic belt, and I will leave the match the Man Still Holding The Trans Atlantic Title and the far superior Trans Atlantic Champion of all time�BANZAI!!! **Bushido bows to Tiffany..Mounts the turnbuckle holds up the Trans Atlantic Title and begins to wave his flag as the crwod boos him and keeps chanting Asshole..as Turmoil goes to commercial** |
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| CENO VS DAREDEVIL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ceno comes down to the ring first to a loud ovation. "Basic Thuganomics" hits the sold out arena in Colorado and Ceno comes out to an ovation from the Colorado crowd and heads to the ring taunting to the crowd� � Ceno grabs a mic from the announcer� CENO : Yo yo yo yo yo yo..... let me here some noise in this hear house� Crowd are up on their feet chanting Ceno�s name ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : What is it with street guys and yo-yo's ? I feel like I had better buy a few thousand shares in a toy company. All I hear in the streets are 'yo-yo' this and yo-yo' that. To be honest, I use to have a yo-yo when I was a kid. JOHNNY STORM : So, you must then be a fan of Ceno then, huh ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Hell no !!! I used to watch pornos too, but I hate El Insano !!! JOHNNY STORM : You're pathetic.... ----- CENO : � Hello COLORADO !!! Tonight that high flying Daredevil thinks he can overcome Thuganomics rap master Ceno ? Well let me tell you this, he couldn�t even over come a common cold� Daredevil get ready for a special C-U curtsey off Ceno� WORD LIFE! The crowd continue to chant Ceno�s name when Daredevils music hits the arena� Daredevil comes from behind the curtain to an equally load ovation. He points to Ceno, and then sprints to the ring� The referee signals for the bell� ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : I hate when two fan favorites wrestle. It's just sooo sugar coated. JOHNNY STORM : Well, the fans don't seem disappointed. And GWL is here for the fans, right ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : This is gonna be as exciting as watching paint dry. JOHNNY STORM : Or listening to you comentating a match. ROMEO SINCLAIR : One of these days, you're gonna get it...Creep. ----- Daredevil and Ceno go face to face� Daredevil pushes Ceno away. Ceno walks back to Daredevil. He pushes him back and he goes flying across the ring. Daredevil stands back up and shakes his head. He runs towards Ceno with a clothesline. Ceno ducks and kicks him in the mid-section. Ceno hits Daredevil with a couple off deadly lefts and rights until Daredevil is on the mat. Ceno gets Daredevil to his feet throws him off the ropes and shoulder blocks him to the mat. Ceno runs off the ropes jumps Daredevil and gets knocked to the floor by a shoulder block from Daredevil. ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : I hope I see a pair of brass knux soon. JOHNNY STORM : Keep running your mouth, and I'll borrow a pair and show them to you. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Touch me and I'll sue. JOHNNY STORM : I'm trembling.... ----- Daredevil gets Ceno up throws him off the ropes hits Ceno with a boot to the face. Ceno gets straight to his feet brushes off the big boot and jumps on Daredevil sending him to the mat. Ceno is on top off Daredevil trading lefts and rights with each other. Ceno gets up off of Daredevil and taunts to the crowd (POP). Daredevil slowly gets to his feet. Ceno turns around and sees Daredevil on his feet. both men stare down at each other both waiting for someone to make the first move. Both men begin circling the ring, then tie up in the center. Daredevil overpowers Ceno into the turnbuckle and the referee signals for the hold to be broken. ----- JOHNNY STORM : What are you doing, Romeo ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : I'm calling my stockbroker. I just purchased 1,500 shares in Mattel Yo-Yo Division. JOHNNY STORM : Pay attention to the match !!! ----- Daredevil backs off. Both men tie up again in the middle of the ring. This time Ceno gets the upper hand and powers Daredevil in to the turnbuckle. The referee signals for the hold to be broken. Ceno backs off, then kicks Daredevil in the mid-section. Daredevil holds his mid-section in pain. Ceno gets Daredevil by the head turns him around and begins hitting his head off the turnbuckle. The referee intervenes and pulls Ceno off of Daredevil. Daredevil drops to the floor. Ceno goes back over to Daredevil and begins mud hole stomping Daredevil in the ribs. Ceno then runs off the ropes and drops and elbow to the head off Daredevil. Ceno gets Daredevil up, throws him off the ropes and catches him with a sleeper hold. Daredevil is on his knees. The referee asks Daredevil if he wants to give up, but Daredevil refuses. Daredevil slowly turns his whole body so the side off his head is facing Ceno�s chest. Daredevil grabs Ceno�s leg and throws him over the top off him. Daredevil grabs his throat gasping for air. Ceno and Daredevil both start to get to their feet. Ceno is the first up and heads towards Daredevil. He picks him up and delivers a vertical suplex. Ceno bounces off the ropes and the five knuckle shuffle to the head of Daredevil. Ceno goes for the cover. 1�..2�.. Daredevil kicks out !!! Ceno gets up and starts pumping up. Daredevil slowly gets up. Ceno kicks Daredevil in the mid-section. sets up for the C-U. Daredevil counters and cradle rolls Ceno up for a pin. The referee makes the three count. He calls for the bell.... ====================================== WINNER BY PINFALL : DAREDEVIL !!!! ====================================== JOHNNY STORM : Daredevil reversed the C-U !!! The rookie Daredevil has just defeated Ceno !!! What do you think of that ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : If you get this excited this easily, would you like to buy a box of Mattel Yo-Yo's ? JOHNNY STORM : Hardly.... |
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| (back from commercial) ----- JOHNNY STORM : Well tonight is another historic night of bouts and victories for the GWL superstars. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Historic because the Diamond Alliance allows the non-conformists to continue to think they can take out the most dominate team ever to be assembled in the Diamond Alliance. Duke allows those other misfits to run rapid but if they continue down the path of mutiny Duke with savor each of everyone's head off. Don't screw with the boss ! ----- The beautiful Muffin comes on the TV screen. ----- MUFFIN : Excuse me Johnny. JOHNNY STORM : Yes ? What seems to be happening ? MUFFIN : Well, I'm here in the back and I've been told by a Duke Diamond associate that I should be out here to witness something special. I have no idea what is going on or what will be happening, but let's continue shooting folks. JOHNNY STORM : Yes Meadow, please go on. ROMEO SINCLAIR : This isn't good, I told you someone is going to pay. ----- **The cameramen and Meadow continue to walk in the back of the parking area where the OutsiderZ are seen smoking, drinking, and having a chat. The OutsiderZ seem pretty happy as GWZ and T head off. Bloodlust grabs his wrestling bag as Teri scoots up behind Lust grabbing his right arm. They begin to walk into the arena when suddenly a loud crash then clank can be heard. Teri goes crashing into the cold cement floor as Bloodlust yells out to her. A phone booth sized steel cage surrounds Lust as Blood is screaming for Teri to get the OutsiderZ. Teri is scared and paralyzed and she just sits there and watches. Out of nowhere a bulldozer comes driving up as you notice Zero is driving it. Zero laughs at Bloodlust as Blood yells out obscenities and starts to flipping him off. Zero pushes a button and the bulldozer's steel shovel begins to move downward as Zero grabs a hold of the steel cage. The steel cage falls over to it's side as it sinks into the shovel pit. Bloodlust is screaming but Zero loves it. Zero continues to drive the bulldozer to a set of dumpsters and begins to dump the steel cage with Bloodlust in it into one of the dumpsters. A big huge splash of red liquid comes flying out of the dumpster as a camera catches a small glimpse inside. It's a dumpster full of blood and Bloodlust isn't moving in the steel cage as it floats near the top. Zero jumps down from his bulldozer and walks up a ladder to the top of the dumpster and ask Blood if he's got blood ? Zero then grabs a toothpick from his side pocket and throws into the pit of blood spitting into it. Zero swooshes his hands like he's done as the cameras goes back to the announcer's booth.** JOHNNY STORM : What in the Sam hell? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Oh my god ! You got it to love that !!! Finally that no good grease haired punk gets a taste of revenge, Zero style. JOHNNY STORM : But come on !!! Zero went to far with this one !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Well, now everyone knows in the back, you mess with the GWL World Champ, you'll going to pay big. JOHNNY STORM : Well, how is this going to affect the main event tonight ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Who cares really ? Just as long as we see Zero in action, that's all that matters. JOHNNY STORM : Shut up ! You're making me sick. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Bite me, Johnny-Boy !!!! |
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| TRANS ATLANTIC CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "T" (C) vs BUSHIDO vs PHOENIX | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Coming back from the commercial break, both Phoenix and Bushido are already in the ring. T's entrance music blasts throughout the arena as the Trans Atlantic Champion enters through the curtain. He walks down the ramp, slides into the ring, and gets into Bushido's face as the two have a long staredown. Phoenix then comes over to T's side, points at the title belt, then points to himself. The two Anti-Alliance members then briefly glare at each other. T hands the Trans Atlantic belt to the referee. The referee calls for the bell to start the match. ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Here we go !!! Three Way Dance for the Trans Atlantic Belt !!! There's a feeling in the air. I'm feeling a Japanese vibe in the air. JOHNNY STORM : That's your damn cellphone, idiot !!! Probably your yo-yo stockbroker calling back. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Don't pick on Myron !!! ----- The bell rings and all three men eye each other intensely. The fans cheer as they circle each other, just waiting for an opening to attack. Suddenly, Bushido shoves past the ref and charges at T. T is able to scout the move and hip tosses Bushido to the mat. T quickly forearms Phoenix out of the way, and begins stomping all over Bushido. Bushido recuperates and retaliates quickly, hitting a bulldog on T. Bushido gets to his feet but Phoenix hits him with a few right hands. Bushido blocks a punch and kicks Phoenix in the midsection. Phoenix stands up, but T then comes behind Phoenix and hits a huge facebuster. Bushido is already back on his feet and dives at a rising T, clotheslining him over the top rope. Bushido yells a few choice words at T, who struggles to get back to his feet on the mat. ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : I love seeing T get thrown around by his Anti-Alliance buddy Phoenix !!! JOHNNY STORM : T seems a bit too preoccupied with Bushido, though. If Phoenix was smart, he'll use that to his advantage. ----- As Bushido picks Phoenix up by the hair, T slides into the ring and charges, but Bushido luckily throws Phoenix in the way. Both Phoenix and T clash as Bushido laughs before approaching them and drop kicking them both out of the ring. The crowd boo as Bushido struts around from post to post before going for a baseball slide to a rising Phoenix. Phoenix crashes backwards into the guardrail while a stealthy T uses the advantage to grab Bushido and drag him outside with him. He then takes Bushido by the back of the head and throws him into the steel ring steps leading into the ring. A loud crash echos as T walks over to a nearby steel chair. ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Since when was this a hardcore match ? JOHNNY STORM : I do believe the referee is allowing some stretching of the rules for this match. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Using a steel chair is stretching the rules ? ----- T takes the chair, folding it up before looking at Bushido and Phoenix, both lying motionless. T looks at both of them, then positions himself over his hated rival Bushido. T raises the chair over his head, but Bushido comes to his wits just in time, however, and quickly reacts with a low blow, making T drop the weapon and double over in pain. Bushido throws T back into the ring before taking Phoenix and throwing him under the bottom rope as well. Bushido then climbs the ropes and perches on the top turnbuckle, silently waiting for the two other superstars to rise as the crowd boos him horribly, waiting for the high risk move. As he leaps into the air, looking for a body splash, both T and Phoenix scout the move, and catch Bushido in mid-air. Bushido struggles helplessly as Phoenix and T team up to hit a huge Double Sidewalk Slam !!! The crowd pop as Bushido lies motionless in the ring. ----- JOHNNY STORM : I guess that's why they call those moves high risk. Bushido risked, and paid for it. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Match ain't over yet, pal. Bushido is a Japanese Warrior !!! JOHNNY STORM : The Japanese lost World War 2, ya know. ROMEO STORM : I hate you.... ----- T spins around, grabbing Phoenix and slamming him face first into the turnbuckle. Phoenix staggers before landing on the mat as T puts his focus back on Bushido. He hits a wrestling move, a vertical suplex, on his assailant and picks the superstar up again, intent on setting him up for another suplex. He lifts Bushido in the air, and lightbulbs flash as he holds him in a stunning vertical suplex before walking over and releasing Bushido over the top rope !!! Bushido's head snaps back as it hits the top rope before he crashes onto the outside mat. As T turns, Phoenix jumps back into the mix, delivering a hard forearm to T, then he attempts to execute his finisher, the Phoenix Down (Pedigree), but T quickly struggles free from the hold, however, and is able to reverse it into a Stunner !!! He quickly covers Phoenix... 1� 2� KICKOUT !!!! T runs to the ropes, bouncing back with a leg drop before going for the pinfall again... 1� 2� shoulder up by Phoenix !!! ----- JOHNNY STORM : What a match !!! This is awesome !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Bushido !!! Get back into the ring !!! ----- T pulls Phoenix to his feet and hits a quick, yet effective, DDT. T goes over to the corner and hops up onto the second rope. He sizes up Phoenix before going for a Flying Clothesline, but Phoenix, despite his groggy appearance, leaps out of the way with barely a split seconds to spare. T crashes hard into the mat. T rolls over in pain and Phoenix clutches the ropes to help himself up. He takes a moment to gather his senses before taking a few stomps at T's head. Phoenix grabs T's legs and goes for a figure-four leglock, but T reverses the move into an Indian Deathlock !!! Bushido cries out in pain and tries reaching for a ropes, but there are none in arms reach. The ref checks on Phoenix and T pulls back, cranking more pressure on Phoenix's legs. Suddenly, focus is back on groggy Bushido, who is climbing the ropes to the top turnbuckle. Phoenix's's hand reaches desperately for a rope as Bushido launches into the air for the second time tonight. He lands a body splash on T as Phoenix's hand slaps the mat. The ref is blind to the tap out, showing more concern for Bushido, who is clutching his ribs from the impact. ----- JOHNNY STORM : Something isn't right here. Why wasn't the referee counting Bushido out when he was laying outside the ring ? Furthermore, are you saying that he didn't see Phoenix tap ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Hey, you yourself said that there was stretching of the rules for this match, right ? Well, so whoopty-doo that he didn't count Bushido out. ----- Bushido somehow finds the strength to roll up T, and the ref counts� 1� 2� KICKOUT !!! ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Count faster ref !!! Bushido should have just won the Trans Atlantic Title !!! ----- All men are visibly exhausted and the crowd begin clapping their hands faster and faster to urge them on. Bushido is the first to his feet and picks up Phoenix. Phoenix counters, shoving Bushido into T, who wraps his arms around Bushido and nails him with his Drive-By (Sidewalk Slam) !!! T gets up psyched out as the crowd goes nuts and taunts the fallen Bushido, but turns around into a Spinning Neckbreaker by Phoenix. Phoenix wastes no time in pinning T� 1� 2�...but Bushido breaks up the pin attempt. Phoenix gets up and swings at Bushido, but he ducks under the punch, and wraps Phoenix into a sleeperhold. Bushido tightens his grip, and after roughly fifteen seconds, Phoenix drops to a knee. Bushido quickly releases the hold, then delivers a dropkick to Phoenix's face. Just before Bushido can go for the pin, T musters enough strength to lunge forward and nail Bushido with a Springing Clothesline !!! All three men are laying on the mat. All three men are barely moving as the fans start a huge 'GWL' chant. T and Phoenix start to grab the ropes, and struggle to get to their feet as Bushido still lays on the mat. Phoenix seems to be the fresher of the two as they both make it to their feet. ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Get up Bushido !!! You're a sitting duck !!! JOHNNY STORM : Bushido nothing !!! It looks like it's gonna be T against Phoenix !!! ----- Phoenix and T start exchanging weak punches back and fourth. Finally, the more powerful Phoenix overpowers T with his punches, and sends T down to the mat. Phoenix then picks T up and delivers a Short Arm Clothesline. T is barely moving. Phoenix picks up T, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Phoenix then climbs up to the top turnbuckle himself, and positions T for a Mega-SuperPlex. ----- JOHNNY STORM : Get your cameras ready !!! ----- T struggles to try and escape the suplex, and momentarily blocks it. By this time, Bushido is up to his feet. He looks up and sees the two on the top turnbuckle standing. Bushido climbs the ringropes, balances himself on the top rope, then bounces off the top rope and executes a dropkick to both T and Phoenix, sending them through the air and through the Spanish announcer's table at ringside !!! (A HUGE 'HOLY SHIT' CHANT ERUPTS !!!). ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : OH MY GOD !!! DID YOU SEE THAT STORM !!! JOHNNY STORM : UN-FRIGGIN-BELIEVABLE !!!! ----- Bushido landed hard on the mats around the ring and isn't moving. T and Phoenix lay motionless in the shattered pieces of the announcer's table. The referee jumps out to check on T and Phoenix. As he does, a man with a neon-green mask and black workout sweatsuit runs down the ramp, grabs ahold of nearly unconcious Bushido, and rolls him into the ring. On the GlobalTron, Duke Diamond appears. ----- DUKE DIAMOND : Oh, I forgot to announce this earlier... The Trans Atlantic Title, on this one night, can change hands via a countout. (MEGA HUGE BOOS)..... Let the match continue.... (HUGE 'ASSHOLE' CHANT ERUPTS) ----- The masked man goes over to the ref, and motions to him that Bushido is in the ring, and he has to start the countout on T and Phoenix. The referee re-enters the ring, and starts counting... (LOUD 'BULLSHIT' CHANT ERUPTS)..... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10 !!! The referee calls for the bell..... HUGE BOOS !!!! ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : He did it !!! Bushido is the new Trans Atlantic Champion !!! JOHNNY STORM : What a travesty of justice !!! That damn Duke Diamond !!! He had no right changing the rules !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Um, who signs the checks around here, Johnny ? JOHNNY STORM : I don't care. This just ain't right !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Oh shut up. Here it is, the official announcement !!! Congratulations Bushido !!! ----- RING ANNOUNER : T and Phoenix have both been counted out of the ring..... (HUGE 'BULLSHIT' CHANT ERUPTS)..... BUT..... ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR - HUH ? WHAT IS 'BUT' ? ----- RING ANNOUNCER : While the referee was counting them out, he was also counting Bushido down, as he was unable to make it to his feet before the ten count.... (LOUD POP)..... So, the referee has counted all three men either down or out.... (LOUD POP)..... No wrestler won the match, so T retains the Trans Atlantic Championship !!! ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : BULLSHIT !!! T was counted out !!! The title should have changed hands !!! JOHNNY STORM : Bushido was counted down for a ten count. The countout and countdown finished at the same time. Id Bushido was up at the ten count, he would be the new champion, but he's still laying there unconcious. ROMEO SINCLAIR : COMPLETE BULLSHIT !!! ----- The masked man with the black workout gear and neon-green mask walks over to the fallen T and Phoenix. He watches as T and Phoenix are helped to their feet. Once they are up, the masked man gives both of them a powerful double clothesline. (LOUD BOOS).... The masked man pulls Bushido out of the ring, and starts to help him up the ramp. GWZ and Bloodlust come sprinting down the ramp !!! The masked man dives into the crowd and sprints away. GWZ and Bloodlust help T and Phoenix up. They help them up the ramp as the crowd gives them a huge standing ovation for their efforts. The fan favorites go through the curtain back to the dressing room. |
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| After the commercial break, the arena goes dark, and the GlobalTron comes on showing a dark foggy area. --- ROMEO SINCLAIR : What the hell is happening ? It just dropped ten degrees in the arena !!! JOHNNY STORM : I haven't got a clue either !!! --- Through the fog, a granite headstone appears. It has no writing on it. A dark figure is seen walking through the fog. A deep slow echoed voice then says the following : THE CHAOS THAT HAS BEEN FORCED UPON US WILL BE SOLVED.... WHEN 'HE' ARISES AGAIN.... THEY WILL PAY.... FOR HE WILL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING.... HIS TIME WILL COME..... SOMETIME OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.... A loud thundering rumbles through the arena. The dark figure disappears in the fog on the GlobalTron. The foggy video feed fades to black, and then the arena lights slowly come back on. The crowd is buzzing, wondering who that was on the screen. --- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Who was that man ? Who is he coming after ? And why ? I demand answers !!! JOHNNY STORM : We all wanna know. We'll have to wait and see. Hopefully he hasn't got a beef with you and me. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Damn it, I want security guarding me, pronto !!! JOHNNY STORM : Oh stop !!! |
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| SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| MAD DOG MURDOCK / BLOODLUST / GWZ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WHEEL OF HONOR CHAMPION | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ***video clips from last weeks Shattered Dreams PPV begins to roll�Zero retaining the World Title by questionable means over Bloodlust and Mass Carnage winning the Tag Team Titles from the Coalition, also clips of GWZ winning the number 1 contenders match for the wheel of Honor Title is show..clips also run of the attack on Duke Diamond by Bloodlust and the melee that ensued afterwards between Bloodlust and Zero** ----- JOHNNY STORM : As you can see folks�this match was inevitable� ROMEO SINCLAIR : True virgin boy, but like the well oiled machine that is the Diamond Alliance..they will have no problem bringing down the Anti-Alliance� ----- **Ready or Not by the Fugees and Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit hit*** ----- RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH : First making their way out at a combined weight of 827lbs�they are members of the Anti-Alliance�BLOOODLUST..G�W..Z.. and MAAD DOOG MUUUURDOCK!!!! ----- **Bloodlust, GWZ and Mad Dog come out to a huge pop from the Denver fans..and a loud Anit-Alliance chant starts..followed by �Got Blood� chants�The 3 make their way to the ring to the deafening roar of the fans�they slide into the ring each mount a turnbuckle as the cheers and chants continue..Then When World�s Collide by Powerman 5000 hits�the cheers turn too boos** ----- RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH : And their opponents at a combined weight of 790 lbs, they are members of the Diamond Alliance and the World and Tag Team champions�ZEERO AND MASSS CARRRNAGE!!!! ----- **Zero and Mass Carnage make their way out to loud boos and asshole chants..each holding their gold high..they stand at the top of the ramp as the boos and chants grow louder..they slowly and methodically make their way to the ring..when the Globaltron comes to life and Duke Diamond sporting a black eye and some facial lacerations�a huge asshole chant starts** ----- DUKE DIAMOND : Well�so what am I to do, over this blatant disregard for authority? Should I suspend Bloodlust indefinitely for invading the corporate offices and laying his hands on me? Or should I automatically declare the Diamond Alliance the winner�s tonight? What am I to do�Well I think I have a good solution�Tiffany if you will.. ----- **Tiffany brings in the fabled Wheel of Honor** ----- JOHNNY STORM : What in the hell is he doing? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Whatever he wants moron� ----- DUKE DIAMOND : So..here we have the fabled Wheel of Honor..and what I�m gonna do is give it a little spin, too see what lovely match we have..because I know for a fact..that my boys can adapt to any match it lands on..I also know for a fact that we need a little spice and punishment to this match� ----- **Duke spins the Wheel..it makes several revolutions until it lands on BED OF WEAPONS MATCH !!! ----- DUKE DIAMOND : Ah..yes perfect Bed of Weapons ..very good�very good indeed�should make for some rather serious pain�good very good indeed..oh but did I forget to mention�it is a no dq no countout FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE.. ANYTHING GOES MATCH!! OH!..Diamond Alliance can win by pin fall or submission ..and the Anti-Alliance**snickers** must win by SUBMISSION ONLY!!!! So boys enjoy your match�and remember no one..and I do mean NO ONE TOUCHES DUKE DIAMOND!!!! ----- **the Globaltron flickers off as the members of the Anti-Alliance stand looking at each other in disbelief** ----- JOHNNY STORM : Damn that Diamond�damn him all to hell!!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Would you shut up..Bloodlust is at fault here�blame that arrogant ass rocket!!!! ----- ***Quickly several crew members rush various beds of weapons to the ring and begin placing them on the outside�Zero and Mass Carnage talk turkey on the ramp and slowly make their way to the ring�Scorpion steps in first and motions towards Mad Dog�Mad Dog smiles and steps into the ring as the ref sounds the bell�Scorpion and Mad Dog circle each other then lock up�Both trying to out leverage the other, Scorpion puts his foot behind Mad Dog�s and with a stiff shove sends Mad Dog falling to his back�and jumps on top and starts pounding away at his face�GWZ flies in and knocks Scorpion off of Mad Dog with a short drop kick..Carnage barrels in and tackles GWZ and starts laying the fists in to him�Bloodlust storms in only to be met with a stiff clothesline from Zero�All 6 men start pounding on each other�Mad Dog grabs Scorpion Irish Whip Scorpion off the ropes right into a big boot from Mad Dog�Carnage scoops up GWZ and press slams over the ropes onto a bed of broken glass, GWZ screams out in pain as the glass rips into his chest�Zero picks up Bloodlust. Irish whip Lust off the ropes leap frogs Zero,,Lust off the opposite ropes..Zero spins around and lands a Japanese arm drag that sends Blood tumbling out of the ring right on top of GWZ and the bed of glass..GWZ screams echo as the weight of Blood sends the glass deeper into his chest*** ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Look at Bloody Taco sandwich! JOHNNY STORM : Your sick! ----- ***Mad Dog picks up Scorpion�places him in a standing abdominal stretch when Carnage and Zero blindside him..Carnage and Zero take turns kicking the snot out of Mad Dog..Scorpion back to his feet slides to the outside and grabs a board with 10,000 thumbtacks and starts sliding the bed of thumbtacks into the ring when a hooded fan jumps over the barrier and lands a axe handle smash to the top of Scorpions head..sending Scorpion down in a heap�The hooded man looks down at Scorpion grabs the bed of thumbtacks pushes it to the side..Picks up Scorpion and delivers the HAND OF GOD (Rock Bottom) onto the bed of thumbtacks..Scorpion screams out as the thumbtacks puncture his skin** ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Who in the hell? JOHNNY STORM : It can be? ----- ***The figure stands above the fallen Scorpion pulls back the hood to reveal..HOLYMAN!!!! ----- JOHNNY STORM : It..it is�HOLYMAN HAS RETURNED !!!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : So, is he the dark man we just saw in the graveyard ? JOHNNY STORM : I doubt it. He was much bigger than HolyMan. I can't believe HolyMan has returned !!! The scales of power may have just shifted !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Why did he have to return now ??? ----- **Carnage jumps to the outside, as Holyman hops the ring barrier and disappears into the crowd�Meanwhile Bloodlust has slowly slid back into the ring..GWZ pulls himself up as his chest resembles a piece of ground chuck�Zero continues to kick away at Mad Dog when Bloodlust grabs him from behind and delivers a release German suplex sending Zero completely out of the ring..Carnage helps Scorpion up and approximately 1,000 thumbtacks stick out of Scorpions chest and abdomen� GWZ with blood pouring from his wounds grabs a steel chair and slowly makes his way around the ring�Carnage turns around as the steel chair is brought down on his head..Carnage falls like the stock marker..Scorpion goes for GWZ but is met with the same steel chair..Scorpion falls backwards tripping over Carnage and landing again on the thumbtacks�GWZ slides into the ring and checks on Mad Dog..Bloodlust slides to the outside, scoops up Zero and rolls him into the ring..Where GWZ grabs him�and locks in the Zophistication�Zero yells out in pain as GWZ locks in the hold�a loud �TAP..TAP..TAP� chant starts�Bloodlust rolls into the ring** ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : This doesn�t look good for the champ� ----- **Bloodlust convinces GWZ to let Zero go�GWZ drops Zero and he and Mad Dog slide to the outside and grab 2 tables..and slide them into the ring�then Mad Dog grabs a bed of razor wire and slides it into the ring�they set the tables up and place the bed of razor wire on top of the tables�Bloodlust climbs the top turnbuckle..GWZ and Mad Dog pick up Zero and lift him up to Blood� Carnage and Scorpion slowly recover and slide into the ring, and jump GWZ and Mad Dog !!! The four go tumbling out of the ring pounding away on each other..Blood delivers the Flesh and Blood from the top rope, and Zero goes crashing into the bed of razor wire, and begins screaming out in pain as the razor wire and broken board tears into his skin !!!! (LOUD 'HOLY SHIT' CHANT).... Blood hops down from turnbuckle and clamps on the Bloodlust Tap (Spinning Toe Hold)** ----- JOHNNY STORM : As you said Romeo..this don�t look good for the champ..he has to tap out! ----- **Blood cinches in the Bloodlust tap as blood starts to pour from Zero�s wounds�Zero fights the hold, but appears next to unconsiousness, when the Diamond Assassin sprints to the ring..Slides in a delivers a Superkick straight to the face of Bloodlust, knocking out cold�the Assassin the jumps to the outside and runs back up the ramp�GWZ and Carnage continue to pound at each other..Mad Dog levels Scorpion with clothesline, picks him up and clamps on the cross face chicken wing and begins to shake him like a rag doll !!!!! (LOUD POP). Carnage drops GWZ with a wicked Spinning neckbreaker, and not seeing Scorpion in the cross face chicken wing, slides back into the ring�He grabs Blood and gives him the CarnaSlam, and goes for the cover..1..2� When out of nowhere, T comes from underneath the ring and breaks up the count !!! ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : Where the hell did T come from ? JOHNNY STORM : Beats the hell out of me. Must be a service cover under the ring. That T sure does know his environment. ROMEO SINCLAIR : This is bullshit !!! Carnage had Bloodlust pinned !!! ----- Zero pulls himself up�T drops Carnage with a standing drop kick�.kips up (like Shawn Michaels does) and charges at Zero and goes for the clothesline !!! Zero ducks and T nails the ref !!! The referee hits the mat as Scorpion taps out** ----- JOHNNY STORM : SCORPION TAPPED�THE ANTI-ALLIANCE HAS WON!!!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Ummm�don�t think so� ----- **Mad Dog stops and looks and sees the referee down and T standing over the ref in shock. Mad Dog slides into the ring and begins to shove and argue with T. The two glare at each other as the crowd pops. T shoves Mad Dog back hard ----- ROMEO SINCLAIR : That idiot T just cost them the match by interfering. Scorpion was about to tap when T KO'ed the referee. This is just too funny !!! JOHNNY STORM : He just saved them a minute ago by breaking up the pinfall on Bloodlust. Him hitting the referee was obviously an accident !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Accidents always happen with T, huh ? JOHNNY STORM : T and Mad Dog Murdock cannot become unglued now, in the middle ofthis war !!! ROMEO SINCLAIR : Well, T shouldn't be out here anyways !!! ----- Zero grabs Blood and clamps on the Walls of Zero�Carnage pulls himself up and sees Blood in the Walls of Zero and quickly begins to shake the ref..Mad Dog and T continue to argue and shove each other�Referee slowly crawls over to Bloodlust, still unconscious from the Superkick, and lifts his arm..it falls once� lifts it again�drops again� lifts it a 3rd time�it falls again a third time, and calls for the bell** ----- RING ANNOUNCER LOUDMOUTH : You winners�ZEROOOO & MASS CARRRNAGE�THE DIAMOND ALLIANCE!!!! ----- **T and Mad Dog continue to shove and argue as Zero and Mass Carnage quickly roll out of the ring�GWZ slides into the ring and tries to break up Mad Dog and T. Mad Dog, in the heat of the moment, shoves GWZ !!! (LOUD CROWD GASP).... GWZ shoves Mad Dog back !!! Mad Dog immediately backs up and levels both GWZ and T with a devastating double clothesline !!! Mad Dog looks down at the two, and then rolls out of the ring and back his way up the ring to still shouting at T and GWZ** ----- JOHNNY STORM : What the hell has got into Mad Dog ? ROMEO SINCLAIR : Don�t know, but wasn�t it awesome..Just look what�s left of the Anti-Alliance�Diamond must be smiling in his office.. JOHNNY STORM : Looks like this thing between Mad Dog and T has finally come to a head, and now, GWZ is thrown into the mix.. ROMEO SINCLAIR : Finally..this little love triangle is finished�I can only imagine what�s gonna happen next? ================================================================= A cameraman is filming backstage in the locker room. Bushido is seen looking in a gym bag. He sees the cameraman, drops the gym bag, and runs away. The camera zooms in on the contents of the gym bag. Inside it is the green neon mask and black workout gymwear worn by the man who helped Bushido earlier. The camera then zooms in on the name on the gymbag..... MAD DOG MURDOCK.... The fans in the arena see this in the arena, and cannot believe their eyes !!! Murdock was the masked man ? T was clotheslined by that masked man, and nearly cost him his Trans Atlantic Championship. The camera zooms in on GWZ and T staring at the GlobalTron shaking their heads in disbelief as TUESDAY TURMOIL concludes..... ====================================================================== |
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