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[The "All out Assulat" song plays as we see a promo package from the PPV. We see the highs. JRO becomming the King of the Cage Champion. Skagg becomming the United States Champion. Max Prophet with the World Title held high. To the low points. The death of Jason Carter.] {The Saturday Shockwave Theme plays as we see various signs throughout the arena. "Next stop 100 Wins for the Idol"HLA!" "Skagg is no Patrioit!" "JRO is the king of the cage!" The camera goes down to the announcer's table.} Chris Opal- All out Assualt proved to be a ratings blockbuster just as Mischoff kew it would. Rumor has it. FCW's third PPV which will be sometime in September will be even bigger. Mischoff is keeping quiet on the details though. Deacon Storm- Well Max Prophet is once again King of World. Chris Opal- True but Kid Crazy could dethrone him whenever they face off. Standard Match Jacob Pain vs. Chris Metal Garu Cuesta- The following match is a standard match. Introducing first. standing at 6 foot 1 and weighing at 207 lbs. From Toronto, Canada. He is Chris Metal! ["Hey Mama" by Black Eyed Peas plas as he arena goes dark and you can see a figure emerge from under the ring. He slides intothe ring and everything goes light again. He gets upon the turnbuckle and does Matt Hardy's V1 taunt.] Gary Cuesta - And his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Atlanta, GA accompanied by Scott McNeil... Jacob Pain!!! (crowd boos ******) {Jacob pain slowly walks down to the ring all banadged up and using crutches. Obvisouly not one hundrend percent from his match two weeks ago agasint Mike Mahoney. Scott McNeil implres Jacob not to go through with this match.] Chris Opal- Talk about guts. Jacob Pain will wrestle this match with an injury that might not be a wise choice. {The bell rings and Chris Metal wastes no time going on the attack. Jacob tries his best to fight back but with the injuries Chris proves to be to much} Chris Opal- This match will be ending soon. I hate to say it. (Chris lifts Jacob up and chokslams him but by Jacob's feet. He than goes for the pin and gets the three count. He celebrates as he leaves the ring. EMT's go and check on Jacob.} Chris Opal- Well short and sweet and I am sure Jacob Pain wished he stayed out of action till he was healed up. Your winner Chris Metal. Standard Match "Hollywood" Jonathan Break vs. Damien Johnson Gary Guesta: This match is for one fall and it is a Kiss my Boot Match. Making his way down to the ring. Standing 6'3 and weighing in at 235 lbs. From Hollywood, California. He is "Hollywood" Jonathan Break!!!! {Purple Rain begins to play as a small amount of smoke begins to cover the entrance way. Gold sparkles begin light up the rampway and a red carpet is strung down to the ring. Hollowood steps out and waves his hands at his adoring public while also blowing kisses to the lucky ladies sitting by the aisle way. He slowly makes his way towards the ring making sure to use the steps as not to scuff his wrestling boots. He makes his way to the middle of the ring and takes off his rob revealing a towel around his neck. He slowly walks towards one of the turnbuckles and places one of his boots on the second turnbuckle and slowly takes off the towel around his neck polishing both of his boots.} Chris Opal- This man debuted at All out Assualt and fans did not dig the match. He made Jay kiss his boot. Deacon Storm- Yea well this match should be better standards. Should is the key word here. Gary Cuesta - Making his way to the ring... weighing in at 285 pounds, from Walawala, WA, Damien Johnson!!! (crowd boos) ["Trippin'" by Mike Jones plays over the PA as Damien Johnson walks down the ramp. ] Chris Opal- From a King of the Cage match to this. Kid deserves better. Deacon Storm- No he doesn't! "Hollywood" Johathan Break deserves better than this opening match. [Both men tie up in the middle of the ring and Hollywood proves to be the better man. He overpowers Damien and begins to take total control of the match just as he did with his match against Jay. There is a dry calmness in the arena as the crowd does not cheer nor boo.] [Slowly however a small "BORING" chant begins till the whole arena is doing it. Hollywood does not care as he nails Damien and than follows that up with The Playboy Centerfold and than The Hollywood Shuffle. He goes for the pin as the fans go from a "BORING" chant to a loud roar as Renee Flores is on the walkway. Her music plays as she dances in front of the millions watching. Meanwhile back in the ring. The Match has ended and Hollywood gets the win. Than from out of nowhere. Skagg runs out from the crowd, a chair in hand and cracks it over the skull of the unsupescting Hollywood. The fans however did not see this as all eyes were glued on the fine Aussie Ass of Renee Flores. She teases the men as she skips to the back. Skagg quickly leaves the ring the same way he came as EMT's come to check in on Hollywood.] Chris Opal- The curse still follows Hollywood Jonathan Break as yet another boring chant broke out. Deacon Storm-True but that Aussie Hussie Renee Flores did all she could to liven the crowd up. Not to mention Skagg comming out and nailing Hollywood. Chris Opal-Well Hollywood wins either way but I am sure he is not happy with the way his career has been going. Ken Marshal vs. Queen Katie FCW Deathmatch Title Deathmatch Gary Cuesta - This match is a Death Match for the FCW Deathmatch title!! On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 120 pounds, from The United Kingdom she is the challenger... Queeen Katie!! (crowd goes wild ***) ["Army of Me: by Chimara starts and Ken Marshal appears at the stage with Old Glory in hand. He starts walking down the isle waving the american flag much to the delight of the fans. At the ring, he places the flag in a post at ring side, he climbs into the ring and the music stops. He proudly raises the FCW Deathmatch Title high above his head. ] Gary Cuesta - On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Sarasota, FL he holds the FCW Deathmatch title, Ken Marshallllll!!! (crowd cheers ***) Chris Opal - Well folks, I never thought I'd see this, Ken Marshal, the current FCW Deathmatch Champion is going to be taking on an FCW Diva, who is barley 120 pounds in a Deathmatch. Folks, I don't know what Katie is thinking but it won't be her exchanging chair shots with Ken Marshal. Deacon Storm - Now I finally can find out who would win the war between Britain and the United States. Queen Katie is from England or some crap and Ken Marshal I guess is from Florida, all though that makes you Cuban and not American. So a war between England and Cuba is about to break out. Let us watch! [Ken Marshal doesn't get very far down the entry ramp, before he is attacked from behind. Mike Mahoney has a barbed wire kendo stick in his hand and a chain wrapped around his wrist. Before Ken Marshal even knows what hits him, Mike Mahoney comes from behind and bashes him over the back with the barbed wire. The bell rings starting the match.] Chris Opal - Oww! Barbed wire wrapped kendo stick! Folks, there is no disqualifications so Mike Mahoney can do whatever he wants, hopefully Ken Marshal made some friends after coming to FCW. [Queen Katie cheers Mike on as he takes another shot at Ken Marshal sticking the barbed wire into his back. Mike puts his leg into Ken Marshal's lower back, then pulls the barbed wire wrapped kendo stick out of Marshal's back, then pulls it back and swings it into the back of Ken Marshal's head. Marshal goes down, and Katie claps for him.] Deacon Storm - Some people accuse wrestling of being fake, but let me assure you if you think that stuff coming out of Ken Marshal's back and head is ketchup you are a very stupid person. [Mike drops the kendo stick, then pulls that chain tied to his wrists and steps over the downed and bloody Ken Marshal. Mike then wraps the chain around Ken's neck and chokes him with it. Mahoney lifts Ken Marshal up to his knees with the chain where Katie can get a couple good slaps in, then Mahoney pulls back tightening the hold.] Chris Opal - Queen Katie gets in a few slaps. [As Mike continues to choke Ken Marshal, Queen Katie reaches down over the ramp and pulls out a bag of thumbtacks! Mike continues choking the lifeless Ken, and Katie pours the thumbtacks all over the entrance ramp. Mike then pulls Marshal up and grips him around the throat. Mahoney lifts Ken Marshal up for the ride then chokeslams him to hell or more specifcally onto those thumbtacks! Ken Marshal screams in pain as he tries to roll off of the thumbtacks and onto the floor to the side.] Deacon Storm - Chokeslam onto the thumbtacks??? Doesn't he know this is a family show! [Ken Marshal is on his feet pulling thumbtacks out of his back when Mike Mahoney drops down to the level he's on. Queen Katie reaches under the stage and pulls out a wooden table. But apparently Katie isn't the only one with a trick up her sleeves. Ken Marshal reaches into his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles, and before Mike Mahoney can react Ken Marshal plants Mahoney between the eyes.] Chris Opal - Brass Knuckles shot! [Ken Marshal kicks Mike Mahoney in the groin stunning him, Ken Marshal plays to the fans but it's not working as Mike Mahoney swings at Ken Marshal, Ken Marshal ducks and lifts Mike Mahoney up and over in a huge german suplex. Mike hits hard!] Deacon Storm - Come on Ken, pin him! [Both men are down and beaten. Mike is up first and not bleeding quite as much as Ken. Queen Katie hands Mike Mahoney... a flag... a british flag! Mike lines it up perfectly with Ken Marshal, swings, but Ken kicks Mahoney, Mahoney drops the flag, Ken Marshal hooks Mahoney with the Ken KO!! Ken KO on Mahoney! Ken Marshal covers Mike!] Chris Opal - Ken KO this one is over. [The ref looks like he wants to make the count but he doesn't. Queen Katie is setting up a plate of glass from a glass table and leans it against the stage. The referee insists that Mike Mahoney can not be pinned, only Katie. Ken Marshal looks furious.] Chris Opal - This match isn't fair, but that's how Deathmatch's roll. [Ken Marshal gets up off of Mike and points at Katie. Katie backs up scared.] Deacon Storm - This woman shall get what she deserves! [As Queen Katie backs up, it looks like Mahoney got a bottle that was thrown at him during his entrance. Mike Mahoney takes the battle, breaks it over Ken Maarshal head with an attack from behind. Ken Marshal almost goes down, but Mike stops him watching the blood pour from his head.] Chris Opal - Mike Mahoney just broke that glass bottle over Marshal's head! That's got to hurt! [Mike lifts Ken Marshal up on his shoulders, throws Marshal down to his feet, and he moves him over to the glass Queen Katie set up, and SIMONIZER THROUGH THE GLASS!! Ken Marshal gets the back of his head broken through glass with Mike Mahoney's finisher! Queen Katie comes over and steps on his chest the ref counts this as a pin........1......... 2............ THREE!!!!!! The ref rings the bell and hands Katie the title. The fans cheer!] Chris Opal - That was insane... Queen Katie has won the FCW Deathmatch Title. Of course the fans like this, no matter what happens in a death match it's cheered! Deacon Storm - Katie has a belt? I wanted to see her naked, all FCW is doing is giving her more stuff to wear! [Ken Marshal lays there as a bloody mess, as Queen Katie holds her title proud showing it off to the fans.] Chris Opal - Well Mike just wrestled this match for Katie, AND he has another match tonight. This is insane. Deacon Storm - Better a hot chick wins than a gay patriot. Gary Cuesta - The winner of this match and new FCW Deathmatch champion.... Queeeen Kaaatiieeee!! Skagg vs. The Saint FCW United States Championship Skaggmatch Gary Cuesta - This match is a Standard Match for the FCW United States Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Lunston, Greenland, The Saint!!! (crowd cheers **) [Everything turns black lights go out and two red search lights turn to the entrance, and "Boulavard of broken dreams" by Greenday blairs over the P.A, and The Saint comes running out to the ring. ] Chris Opal - The Saint vs. our United States Champion, Skagg in a match Skagg invented. Basically chairs have been legalized, no different than a suplex or piledriver, a chair shot is now completley in compliance with the rules, but no other illegal tactic is. The only other exception may be that there is no count out in this match either. Deacon Storm - Wow, I guess calling Saint an underdog is an understatement? Chris Opal - Yes, you could say that. Deacon Storm - Can I say Saint is a fricken pansy whose afraid to stick up for himself? Chris Opal - Well, that's just mean. Deacon storm - Honestly, Saint came here and talked shit, but Skagg came and said something back, now what? Chris Opal - Saint hasn't been heard from since. I think Saint is afraid. Gary Cuesta - and his opponent, weighing in at 214 pounds, from Keller, TX he holds the FCW United States Championship.... Skaaaaaaaaaagg!!! (crowd boos ***) [Fight Fire With Fire" by Metallica begins playing softly throughout the arena. The lights dim and dim till suddenly the entire place is pitch black. Suddenley, red lights come on and Skagg apears on the entry way with a cigarette in his hand. Skagg makes his way to the ring despite the boos. Skagg grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring, Skagg rolls into the ring as the bell rings and Skagg gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ] Chris Opal - Skagg takes an elbowsmash, as this FCW United States Title Match is underway. [The Saint trys for a fireman's carry but Skagg counters it, by grabbing Saint by the hair and slamming down into the mat and delivers a series of right fists to Saint's skull.] Deacon Storm - Skagg don't wrestle, Saint, you idiot! He just beats people bloody. [Skagg mounts to the side of The Saint and applies an arm wrench of the sorts, and Skip Jones checks for a tap out. The Saint doesn't tap out, so Skagg comes up and delivers a knee strike down to Saint's arm.] Chris Opal - See Skagg can wrestle if he wants to. [Skagg gets up and so does Saint. Skagg irish whips Saint into the ropes delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. "Skagg Sucks!!!" chants start in the crowd. Skagg flips them off, then grabs the chair and sets it up in a sitting position but doesn't directly hurt Saint. The fans boo Skagg as he leaves the ring, and grabs a couple cool beers he was saving from the timekeeper.] Deacon Storm - That's it Skagg, toss a cold one over here! [Skagg hands a beer over to Deacon Storm and Storm laughs as Skagg gets back in the ring and the Saint furiously charges at him, but Skagg gives The Saint a drop toe hold onto the open chair for his efforts!! Skagg throws the chair on The Saint's face... Sets up.... Dobule knee drop onto the chair face first! ] Chris Opal - Oh my! That's brutal! Remember folks, the chair is the only weapon allowed in this match. Deacon Storm - What a Knee Drop!! [The Saint moves back to his feet with a little help from Skagg. Skagg tosses Saint over the ropes and exits himself, grabbing a chair on his way down. Skagg then gets another chair and sets them both up in the sitting position. Both chairs are facing each other as Skagg lifts up Saint again and powerbombs him neck first onto those two chairs, absoultley destroying those 2 chairs! Saint is down and out!] Chris Opal - A powerbomb onto two chairs with the seats facing each other, I don't know what's worse that or getting hit by a truck. Deacon Storm - Ya know how our World Haavyweight Champ is undefeated... Well I predict Skagg goes 2-0 right here, tonight! [The Saint is down, but Skagg don't care. Skagg puts the chair on The Saint's head...Skagg jumps off the top...Guillotine Leg Drop on the chair! The chair smashes into Saint's face!!! The blood is pouring from Saint now.] Chris Opal - This is a mistake! Look how one sided this fight is! Damn you Skagg, just stop! [With the blood pouring from Saint, Skagg still doesn't stop. Skagg rolls Saint into the ring, where Saint still looks lifeless and bloody, and Skagg places a chair around his arm. Skagg goes up to the top rope.] Deacon Storm - Yes! FCW fans love this violence! Chris Opal - What is he doing! He can't be doing what I think he's doing! [With the chair set up perfectly on Saint's arm Skagg jumps off with a knee drop from the top rope onto the chair. You can hear the dreaded sound of the bone breaking, and you can see the bone in Saint's arm trying to pierce it's way out of Saint's muscles and flesh. The arm is clearly broken on The Saint.] Deacon Storm - Owies. Chris Opal - Holy crap, folks! I apologize! That's horrendous! Skagg just broke Saint's arm intentionally! Ohh man, I can feel his pain! [The Saint rolls around in pain, with a broken arm and practically a broken nose. Skagg leans down and twists Saint's unbroken arm. The ref, Skip Jones, checks and gets a tap out! The Saint taps out!! Skagg wins the match and raises his arms in victory as he leaves the ring and gets more beer.] Deacon Storm - Skagg has won the match! The Skaggmatch was a hit! Chris Opal - My goodness folks, I didn't think Saint had choice there. He's probably going to need stitches on his head, he's got a broken arm, his nose is bloody, I'm just glad it's over. Deacon Storm - So Skagg wins his first match by pin, and this match by submission. Skagg is an ideal champ, isn't he? Chris Opal - Well next week, Hollywood, who was viciously attacked earlier by Skagg, will get his chance for revenge in an official match, so that should be a heated duel. [Soon the EMTs come out and take The Saint out on a stretcher.] Chris Opal - I doubt we'll see Saint again in FCW any time soon. Deacon Storm - Saint wanted this match, guess he should've been carefull for what he wished for! Gary Cuesta - The winner of this match via submission, and still FCW United States championnn, Skagggg!!! FCW King of the Cage Title #1 Contendership Cage Match "BT" Black Thunder vs. Sledgehammer Gary Cuesta - This match is a Cage Match for number one contendership to the FCW King of the Cage Title! On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 240 pounds, from The XFC Octagon a member of Team XFC, Black Thunder!!! (crowd boos ***) [GET TAPPED OUT! "Enter the Cage" by Adema plays as the latest addition to Team XFC comes out from the back, being accompanied by the lovley XFC ring girl, Toni Lopez. BT Black Thunder approaches the cage. ] Chris Opal - Ok, the total combined records of this match is 0-0-0 no one here has been in an FCW match before, but neither are young rookies who have no idea what they're doing, rest assured. Deacon Storm - Black Thunder is a world kickboxing champion and a Xtreme Fight Club World Champion. Black Thunder's kicks are so brutal Cory Hatred asked if he could borrow them in his next hardcore match! Chris Opal - Well I don't know if Cory ever asked to borrow Black Thunder's kicks, but they are deadly and Sledgehammer I'm sure is watching out for them. But BT himself should be watching out for Sledgehammer, the young stud has skills. Deacon Storm - Don't forget, the winner of this match gets to face JRL for the King of the Cage Title. Chris Opal - JRO you mean. Deacon Storm - Or do I? Gary Cuesta - And his opponent.... from Norman, OK.... Sledgehammmmmer!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Red fireworks go off and "Welcome to the Jungle" plays. The man known as sledgehammer raises from below the stage. Slowly walks down to the cage. Walks around staring down opponent and enters. Black Thunder checks his boots. The bell rings as Sledgehammer adjusts his boots, but surprises him very cheaply and connects with a flying knee. Sledgehammer goes down. ] Deacon Storm - Way to debute, Sledgehammer! [BT covers Sledgehammer. Tim Harris counts the pin. ...1... Sledgehammer escapes. ] Chris Opal - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Sledgehammer. [Sledgehammer is back up and he hits a spinning lariat on BT sending him to the mat. Black Thunder is back on his feet. Sledgehammer executes a swinging bulldog on BT driving Black Thunder's face into the mat. Sledgehammer stands up. Sledgehammer measures Black Thunder up and drops a closed fist. Sledgehammer moves back to his feet. Black Thunder moves back to his feet. Black Thunder executes a spinning DDT, planting Sledgehammer's head in the mat. ] Deacon Storm - Sledgehammer really felt that spinning DDT! [Sledgehammer walks right into a snapemare from BT who puts Sledgehammer in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation, but BT raises Sledgehammer up by the neck into a behind situation. BT shoves Sledgehammer into the ropes, but Sledgehammer hops the ropes and lands on the cage. Sledgehammer turns around and dives at BT but misses as Black Thunder dodges the attack.] Chris Opal - Black Thunder dodges the aierial attack. [As Sledgehammer recovers from the missed attack, Black Thunder uses his hands to aim for a lightning fast roundhouse kick to the temple. Sledgehammer topples over like he shot or something. Black Thunder hooks the leg. Tim Harris counts... 1....2....Th... Sledgehammer some how kicks out!] Deacon Storm - Ha, Sledgehammer had trouble kicking out of just one BT kick, what happened when he gets hit with a second? Chris Opal - That was almost the end of the match right there! [BT is surprised Sledgehammer kicked out, so he takes an alternitive and starts to climb the cage. Sledgehammer may seem down, but he's still up and spots BT. Sledgehammer pulls Black Thunder off the cage by his tights and slams him down hard.] Chris Opal - Black Thunder's escape attempt... Fails. [Sledgehammer trys for a belly-to-back suplex but BT reverses the move with a quick go-behind and locks in a reverse sleeper, then grabs Thunder's arm and the dragon sleeper is locked in! Tim Harris checks for a tapout.] Deacon Storm - A dragon sleeper? How low can you get, Sledgehammer, that's just whack! [Sledgehammer tightens the hold and Black Thunder grabs the ropes but the ref informs him that it does nothing in a cage match. Tim Harris looks concerned. Toni Lopez cheers her man on, but the "XFC sucks" chants start to echo in the arena. When Black Thunder starts the fight the hold, Sledgehammer uses extreme strength, lifts BT up and delivers a jackhammer suplex into neckbreaker! BT is out.] Chris Opal - Head for the exit, Sledgehammer, don't get fancy. [ Sledgehammer climbs to his feet, then tells the ref to open the door. The referee moves from the door's path and it looks like Sledgehammer is about ready to exit the hrllacious steel cage, but wait, Ultiman and The Machine, Black Thunder's partners have jumped the security railing and Ultiman grabs the door slamming it into Sledgehammer's head before he even knows what hits him. Ultiman and Machine enter the ring.] Deacon Storm - Did little ol' Sledgey forget? There's no DQ in a steel cage match! HAHA! [Ultiman and Machine have raided the FCW ring, and Ultiman tries to clothesline Sledgehammer down, but Sledgehammer ducks and shoves Ultiman into a collision with Machine. Ultiman stumbles back into Sledgehammer, Sledgehammer turns him around and lifts him up and delivers a huge powerbomb! The fans go wild!] Chris Opal - FCW's first ever King of the Cage champ gets drilled by Sledgehammer! [Sledgehammer turns and see BT swing at him with a lightning kick, but Sledgehammer ducks and Machine gets planted with the lightning kick! Machine goes down hard.] Chris Opal - Ohh man, Machine just got nailed with a professional kickboxing kick! Sledgehammer has taken out Team XFC.... [Black Thunder looks shocked as he hits the Machine and walks right into a face plant into the cage from Sledgehammer. Black Thunder looks stunned and Sledgehammer sets him up in the corner. The fans go wild. BT isn't fighting back.] Deacon Storm - Sledgehammer is getting too cocky for me. I don't like this young guy. [Sledgehammer lists BT up and hits his finishing move, THE SLEDGEHAMMER! BT is down and covered... 1....2....THREE!!! Sledgehammer has won the match!] Chris Opal - My goodness, Sledgehammer has over come the odds and pinned Team XFC's Black Thunder to become the new number one contender!! Deacon Storm - I feel robbed! Gary Cuesta - The winner of this match and the new number one contender..... THEE SLEDGEHAAAAMMMERRR!!! Team XFC vs. The Saints of Satan vs. Cory Hatred and Jay - Ultraviolent Coffin Match Gary Cuesta - This match is an Ultraviolent Coffin Match featuring three tag teams! Chris Opal - Ohh man it's time. The devious mind of Cory Hatred is going to present us with a black coffin match. Deacon Storm - And I don't care what you saw in the other federations, this is not a family-friendly coffin match, this is Cory Hatred's Ultraviolent Coffin Match. Someone is gonna get hurt tonight, mark my words. Gary Cuesta - On there way to the ring at this time, Team XFC!!! ["Enter the Cage" GET TAPPED OUT! Blares across the PA and we know who this is! Ultiman and The Machine make thier way from the back. The crowd boos them and throws cans and trash at them. ] Gary Cuesta - The second team in this contest...... is The Saintsssss of Satannnn. [S.O.S. appears in white letters on the mat. Pyro explodes and JRO and Kid Crazy come running out wearing Trench Coats with S.O.S. written on the back. They walk down to the ring and each gets up on a turnbuckle and throws their fists up. Ultiman and Machine watch them from the ring as they check the caskets. There is one on each side of the ring, and one in the entry ramp that the entering teams must walk around. ] Chris Opal - Ok there are five caskets, and 6 men in this match. It is possible that only 4 caskets will be needed to win, but that's less room for barbaric weapons, so we opted for a fifth. The last man or team not in the coffins wins this match. Gary Cuesta - Their opponents... Cory Hatred and Jay!! [It looks like the team of Cory Hatred and Jay is coming to the ring as thier music plays over the PA. The ref calls for the bell and apparently no one feels like tagging in this match. A 6 man beatdown takes place, no one is waiting for the other men to strike first.] Chris Opal - If I were a beating man I would, well, I would stay far away from this match. You can't bet between these 3 teams, I have no clue who will win and I'm an FCW specialist. Deacon Storm - I bet this one girl at the bar if Team XFC won she would have to pretend like she was my girlfriend! But she insisted The Saints of Satan would win. What a dumb blonde, huh? [Cory Hatred has the advantage in a tie up with Ultiman as Cory Hatred drills into the back of Ultiman's head with a couple back elbows to the temple of Ultiman. Cory Hatred looks for move punishment, but Ultiman rolls through to turn it around with an achilles tendon hold. While there is no tap outs in this match, Ultiman doesn't let go and force Cory to struggle out of it.] Chris Opal - And even though you can't lose this match by quitting, you can certainly meet a pain threshold. I can only imagine how difficult it would be to force a grown athlete like Ultiman into a coffin with a broken ankle. [The Great Jay doesn't like Ultiman's tactic so he walks over to break up the hold but The Machine cuts him short with a punch to the jaw. Great Jay looks pissed and hits him back. Kid Crazy and JRO exchange looks then they both dropkick Jay and Machine knocking them both over. JRO kicks Ultiman right in the face forcing Ultiman to release his leg lock, but then he mounts and punches Cory Hatred repeatedly. Kid Crazy grabs The Machine and hooks him for a double underhook move, but The Machine over powers Kid Crazy and tosses him over his back. ] Deacon Storm - That's nice Kid Crazy, did your mom teach you how to wrestle? [Cory Hatred shoves JRO off of him and both men get up as Cory kicks JRO in the stomach and delivers a snapmare bomb!. ] Chris Opal - Cory Hatred hits the "move of the month"! [Kid Crazy locks horns with Ultiman, Ultiman counters with an arm drag into an arm wrench. Kid Crazy looks like he's in pain as he tries to escape, but can not. The Machine eyes Cory and the two face each other as The Machine sets Cory Hatred up and DDTs him into the mat. Ultiman tightens his hold on Kid Crazy. ] Deacon Storm - That's strategy right there! Make that boy tap out! Who cares if it don't count? [The Great Jay bounces off the ropes and hits the downed JRO with a front flip senton splash. Kid Crazy elobows his way out of Ultiman's arm wrench, and as Kid Crazy moves away from Ultiman to avoid another armwrench, but back right into Jay who backdrops him. Ultiman charges at Jay but Jay just back tosses him right over the top rope. Jay points down at Ultiman and slingshots over the top rope and Ultiman barley avoids a Great Jay body press, and Jay goes chest first into the steel guard rails. ] Chris Opal - Great Jay takes Ultiman to the outside and misses a body press. Deacon Storm - Great Jay eats steel! [Cory Hatred grabs the Machine by the neck and locks in a sleeper hold. Machine tries to power out of it by running backwards and shifting momentuem as they flip the ropes and both men topple to the cold hard ground on the outside. ] Deacon Storm - Shades of XFC:Vendetta, in which The Machine had to escape a sleeper hold from a man actually trained to do a sleeper hold the right way. Good thing the XFC Octagon is a cage and not a cheap wrestling ring, huh? [Crazy is up again. Kid Crazy sees Cory Hatred and The Machine hit the floor so he climbs up to the top rope, and hits a corkscrew plancha to both Machine and Hatred. The fans chant for Crazy's daredevil move. ] Chris Opal - Kid Crazy dives off the top rope taking Machine and Cory down, he's insane. [On the other side, The Great Jay is reaching into one of those black caskets and pulls out a steel pipe! Jay looks like he's going to swing at Ultiman, but JRO quickly sneaks behind Jay and pulls the pipe away from him. As the confused Jay turns around, he gets a face full of pipe! ] Deacon Storm - Jay eats steel! Again! Chris Opal - JRO isn't going to play friends in this match with anyone but Kid Crazy. [Cory Hatred hits Crazy with a headbutt, then a toe kick, then a punch to the face, followed by another punch, and another punch. The Machine comes to attack Cory but Cory turns around and shoves Machine face first into the apron before russian leg sweeping him into the steel guard rails. Cory then points at the black coffin to get a great fan reaction and then pulls out a billiard pool stick!] Deacon Storm - Time to shoot some pool? [Cory Hatred lines Kid Crazy up in his sights and before Kid Crazy can react, Cory Hatred plants him between the eyes with the pool stick. The Machine is recovering from the guard rail attack when Cory swings at him and the pool stick actually breaks over his head, cutting him and leaving splinters in his forehead.] Chris Opal - I guess when you play Cory Hatred's version of pool that's considered a win? [JRO is on the opposite side of the ring, and he still has that steel pipe in hand. He walks calmly up to Ultiman then starts choking him with the pipe. Ultiman struggles and gasps for air but JRO shows no mercy. He kicks in the back of Ultiman's legs then shoves him face first into the side of the open casket. JRO lifts up Ultiman and it looks like he's forcing Ultiman into the casket but Ultiman fights back with a forearm to the groin. The ref doesn't really care since there's no rules to this match, but fans do as they boo him.] Deacon Storm - Those fans don't respect anyone. They should bow down to Team XFC and Mischoff. [Back where Cory Hatred, Kid Crazy and The Machine are duking it out, Cory Hatred grabs the bloody Machine around the throat and shoves him backwards, Machine goes into the coffin. Cory Hatred boxes Machine, and Machine fights back delivering a couple fists to Cory Hatred. But Kid Crazy has something in his hands, it a frying pan! Kid Crazy bashes The Machine over the skull with the frying pan, Machine gets layed out, Hatred grabs the top of the coffin, shuts the coffin, grabs the chains surrounding it, and he locks Machine in it!] Deacon Storm - Hey he can't do that! Machine deserves better! Chris Opal - Machine is locked up and has been disqualified from the match, but in a sense he can still win if Ultiman wins, so watch out. [With The Machine locked up and out of the way, Kid Crazy bashes Cory Hatred over the back of the head with the frying pan as well. Kid Crazy then drags Cory Hatred over to Opal and Storm's annnounce table, and Crazy bashes Hatred's face into the top of the table, then slams him down backwards into the cold concrete.] Deacon Storm - We here in FCW are not a bunch of pansies, we do not use mats on our floor. If the wrestlers want to be protected they should either stay in the ring, or run away crying like the pansies they are. Chris Opal - Well speaking of the ring, this battle hasn't been in the ring for a while and I wouldn't be surprise if it doesn't end up in there again. [Kid Crazy climbs on top of the table, points at Hatred, the fans pop, and then Crazy hops off with a 450 splash. Cory Hatred felt that one.] Chris Opal - Four fifty splash! [On the other side of the ring JRO is pounding on Ultiman when The Great Jay comes from behind and tries to shove JRO into the coffin only to get shoved into the Coffin himself. With Great Jay in the coffin JRO tries to shut the top, but Ultiman dives at him from behind with a knee clip and JRO feels that as JRO drops down to one knee and Ultiman applies an ankle lock grape vine. Jay quickly gets out of the coffin.] Deacon Storm - Great Jay should be thankful, because Ultiman just saved his butt. [JRO wriggles in pain, but Great Jay isn't thankful like Deacon Storm recommends. Jay grabs Ultiman spins him around and delivers a perfect-plex. Great Jay lifts him back up in fisherman's suplex position and drops Ultiman into the black coffin. Ultiman grabs something and swings at Jay, but Jay moves and Ultiman misses and JRO gets his revenge slamming the top down on Ultiman's head causing him to fall inside, and the coffin shut. JRO grabs the chains and connects them. Ultiman is locked up!] Gary Cuesta - TEAM XFC has now been ELIMINATED!! Deacon Storm - What?? This can't be true! [On the other side of the ring, Kid Crazy experiments around in a nearby coffin looking for something inside, and he finds something alright. Kid Crazy pulls out a lighttube! Kid Crazy swings at Cory Hatred and breaks the lighttube right over his forehead. Cory goes down with the blood pouring from his head.] Chris Opal - Well, I had one of those lights tucked away in my closet but I never imagined using it as a weapon. That's glass folks, that's not a fluffly pillow or anything. [Kid Crazy then proceeds to follow up by reaching into the coffin but this time he pulls out a can of gasoline!! And he has a book of matches in the other hand! Cory Hatred is still not moving, but JRO is laying a beating into Jay. JRO pulls a screwdriver out of the nearby coffin, and chokes Jay with one hand while he scrapes away at Jay's forehead with the other hand. JRO then exposes the cuts on Great Jay by grabbing some lemon juice in a lemon shapped bottle, and pours it all over the cuts.] Deacon Storm - Man, that's gotta sting like a bitch! [JRO then shoves Great Jay into the coffin. Great Jay looks like he wants to escapes, but JRO then gives a lemon juice bottle shot to the head and the bottle breaks over Great Jay's head, and Jay easily falls into the coffin. JRO then shuts the top of the coffin with Jay inside, and Kid Crazy comes over with his gas can.] Chris Opal - Great Jay has been taken out, but what does Kid Crazy think he's doing with that can of gas? [Kid Crazy takes the can of gas and pours it onto the coffin containing Jay. But it's not just simple pouring, Kid Crazy pours the gas in a certain pattern, lights the match, and he throws it onto the coffin. When the coffin lights up, it's clear that Kid Crazy has spelt, "S.O.S." and the coffin burns.] Deacon Storm - Looks like the team of Cory Hatred and Great Jay will never forget the deadly alliance of the Saints of Satan. [But Cory Hatred knows it takes fire to fight fire, and Cory Hatred has dipped a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 into a container of gas, and lights it on fire. Kid Crazy turns around and he gets leveled with the burning 2x4. JRO tries to stop him, but Cory Hatred hits him with the flaming barbed wire wrapped 2x4 as well.] Chris Opal - Oh my! That 2x4 is wrapped with barbed wire and it's on fire! Cory Hatred knows this match has just turned into a handicapped match, but looks like Hatred found a replacement partner, that "weapon" he has. [Cory Hatred raises the flamming barbed wire wrapped 2x4 high in the air and the crowd cheers for him as Kid Crazy uses Cory Hatred's pants to try to pull himself back up to his feet Hatred hit him with the flamming barbed wire again. Then he brings it down on JRO back! All three men are bleeding at an incredible rate.] Deacon Storm - That burning thingy isn't very safe looking. Chris Opal - Nothing Cory Hatred ever does looks safe. [Cory Hatred drops his weapon on purpose then he reaches into the coffin and pulls out a bottle of... HOT SAUCE! Cory Hatred has the hot sauce and he simmers it in on JRO and Kid Crazy's cuts. The fans go crazy.] Chris Opal - Oww, even I can feel the cuts stinging. We saw The Saint get his arm broken earlier today and now I'm starting to wonder if he got it worse or if the Saints of Satan are getting it worse right now. [Cory Hatred slams the top of the nearby coffin down, even though nobody is in it, he then grabs Kid Crazy, lifts the bloody kid up, and he delivers an elevated RYDEEN BOMB ontop of the coffin which actually make the coffin top cave in and Kid Crazy gets slammed in it. Cory Hatred then grabs the chains and makes sure Kid Crazy doesn't get out.] Deacon Storm - Kid Crazy is gone? He's our number one contender! He can't lose to Cory Hatred! [A very hurt JRO gets up, but he is a very determine one. Cory Hatred swings at JRO but JRO blocks the punch, and delivers his own punch, and then another, and another. Cory Hatred is about to fight back, but JRO hits him with a kick and sets up for the Dream Breaker.] Chris Opal - Dream Breaker coming up! [But before JRO can connect his finisher, our King of the Cage Champion is blindsided from behind by a man with a steel chair. That man is Sledgehammer, our new number one contender to that title. Sledgehammer has a chair in his hand, he whacks JRO with it again, and again. Cory Hatred is up and he doesn't appreciate Sledgehammer interfering his match, so Cory Hatred just levels Sledgehammer with the decapitator! Sledgehammer gets knocked out!] Chris Opal - The King of the Cage Number 1 Contender just took out the King of the Cage Champ, and then Cory Hatred took him out. [With Sledgehammer taken care of Cory Hatred takes advantage of JRO's states and rolls him into the coffin, closing the top and locking the chains. The bloody Cory Hatred has prevailed!] Chris Opal - Wow folks, that was a violent match, but Cory Hatred and Great Jay have prevailed! Gary Cuesta - The winners of this match, Cory Hatred and Jay!!! [Suddenly, without warning, President Mischoff's music plays as the main man in charge of FCW comes out to the ring, with a microphone in hand.],/i> Mischoff - Cory Hatred and Jay, bravo on a great victory. I came out here tonight to do 2 things! 1.) Congradulate you on a job well done, Cory and 2.) Show my fondest disapointment in Kid Crazy. Kid Crazy, you destroyed my limo AND attacked an official, didn't you? And you won number 1 contendership to the World Title at FCW All Out Assault, didn't you? Kid Crazy, YOU are our number one contender? Deacon Storm - I'd rather have Great Jay as a number one contender, Kid Crazy blows! Mischoff - Kid Crazy, you don't deserve jack. Fuck with Mischoff, and Mischoff fucks back! See Kid Crazy, you could've earned a match against FCW World Heavyweight Champion, The Idol, fought him like a true sport and finished the match. But apparently, since you just got your ass handed to you in a coffin, Cory Hatred deserves that title shot more than you. [Fans cheer for Cory, as the bloody Cory raises his hands for the fans.] Mischoff - But a deal is a deal, Kid Crazy. You won your match fair and square so you will fight The Idol Max Prophet, the current FCW World Heavyweight Champion, ANNNNNNNNDD The most sadastic man alive, Cory Hatred but get this... Triangle matches are my least favorite match of all, so I propose we add something to make it a spicey main event. This 3 way match will be a BARBED WIRE TABLES match. That's right, my backstage men will do you guys the favor of wrapping table in barbed wire, and guess what, we're not stopping at two table or one, oh no, just because you throw your opponent through the table doesn't mean the ref is gonna stop and call you the winner. The tables are just there for fun, boys. You must pin or submit your opponent to win! Good night guys, choke on that for a while. Deacon Storm - Wow what a main event, I can't wait... Can you wait? I can't wait. The fans can't wait, Mischoff can't wait, my cat can't wait, ohh! FCW Tag Team Titles Guest Ref MatchMain Event Dream Team (Idol and Big Daddy) vs. Full Force (champs) (Mahoney and Annihilator) with Stardust as the ref Gary Cuesta- The following is the Main Event and it is for the FCW Tag Team Titles. Introducing first the Speical Guest Refree Stardusr!!!!! ["Phenomenon" by Thousand Foot Krutch plays as the fans stand up and cheer for the living legend himself. Stardust makes his was to the ring. He is wearing his usual wrestling gear black tights with star-like patterns on the pants leg and a refree's shirt. He gets in the ring and looks around.] Chris Opal- Stardust looking to be the ref tonight. Last time he was supposed to be, plans got changed. But tonight he will ref this match. Deacon Storm- Hopefully down the middle. Not! He has joined forces with Full Force, so this match won't be fair. Gary Cuesta -Introducing first the team of "The Idol" Max Prophet and Matt "Big Daddy" Hawk!!!!! THE DREAM TEAM!!!!!! [Both men walk out as Max Prophet's music plays. They get into the ring stare down Stardust as he goes to make sure they are not holding any hidden weapons on them.] Chris Opal- Stardust doing his job folks. Making sure this match goes smoothly. Gary Cuesta - And their opponents................ The FCW Tag Team Champions! The team of Mike Mahoney and The Annhiliator, FULLLLLLL FORRRRCEE! [A huge explosion goes off as both men stand looking at their opponents in the ring both holding onto their Tag Team Titles. They than slowly walk to the ring, get in as Stardust checks them over. ] Deacon Storm - Dream Team will win tonight and add the tag titles to their possession I just know it. {Stardust has the bell rung and the match is under way. Matt Hawk to start it off for the Dream Team and Annhilator for Full Force. Both men tie it up and begin a power struggle which Big Daddy wins shoving Annhilator to the mat. He than goes on the attack as Stardust makes sure it is a clean attack.} {Mike watches on as Big Daddy continues to pummel Annhilator with vicious rights and lefts. Draggin Annhilator over to his corner. Matt Hawk tags in Max Prophet who begins working on the leg of Annhilator weaking it so he could slap on The Prophecy.] Chris Opal- Looks as if the Tag Titles are in trouble tonight. {Somehow Annhilator makes it to the ropes and breaks the hold. Max keeps it locked in as Stardust begins a five count. At three Max let's it go. He gets up looks at Matt Hawk and they exchange words. Matt leaves the ring apron and begins looking for something under the ring.} {Meanwhile Max keeps Annhilator away from the fresh man that is Mike Mahoney as Stardust continues to call the match down the middle. Matt Hawk pulls out a table and sets it up just outside of the ring as he gets back on the apron where Max continues to work on the leg.} Deacon Storm - Man if the Dream Team wins tonight that's three belts in their hands. {Max Propeht goes and tags in Matt Hawk. Who walks in and smiles at Max Prophet. He looks at Annhilator, than at the table outside. He picks up Annhilator and walks over to the where the table is. He lifts Annilator up. Stardust warns Matt Hawk not to do but Max Prophet comes in and knocks Stardust out. Max looks at Mattpowerbombs Annhilator over the ropes and through the table. A HOLY SHIT! chant can be heard from the jammed packed arena. Max than exits the ring and grabbing the body of Annhilator tosses him back into the ring as Matt goes for the pin an XFC ref comes from the back... 1....2....THREE! Dream Team wins the titles They celebrate but CEO Cloe's music is heard and she walks out on the entryway.} CEO Cloe- Sorry but that ref is not under FCW contract and is not the shecduled ref. So this match continues. But seeing as you took out Annhilator Mike needs a new partner. Oh I know it will be Stardust! (Cloe heads to the back as Stardust gets to his feet slowly and rips off the ref's shirt. Max and Matt are livid. Stardust looks at Mike they smile and Mike and Stardust begin to clean hosue. As the crowd errupts as the two best friends finally are seen fighting side by side. Chris Opal is just livid at the announcer's table seeing the two legends working together.] {Mike Mahoney nails Matt Hawk with the Simonizer as Stardust nails Max Prophet with the Starstruck. Both men go for the pin but there is no ref. Annhilator slowly enters the ring, the ref shirt's barely staying on him that he had grabbed when Stardust tossed it outside he than makes the count... 1....2 ....3} {CEO Cloe once again comes out from the back as Stardust and Mike Mahoney celebrate to the roar of the cheering crowd She looks at the fallen Dream Team.} CEO Cloe: Mike and Stardust are your Tag Team Champs!!! Annihilator had the shirt so his count counts. So don't come complaining to me that you got screwed. Thanks for a wonderful night and I promise you next week's show will be even more intresting. )Chris Opal is still livid as so is the crowd the celebration continues as Deacon Storm tries to argue but can't be heard over the crowd as the FCW Shockwave Logo appears and the credits begin to roll.} |