4 – Alexis’s we luv U!

Song for the chap - Grand theft Audio – We luv U

TC was the first to gather his wits. He removed a scanner from a subspace pocket and put it next to her neck to check her system functions. It seemed that she had just gone into stasis lock from the injuries. He breathed a sigh of relief. Explaining a dead body to Cybertronian authorities was so much fun.
Skywarp watched the activities with the curiosity of a child. “Teeseee…what are you doiiiiing?”
Thundercracker looked skyward in annoyance. “I’m just checking her system functions, Skywarp…” He motioned for Starscream to help him carry the prone form to the guest room. Starscream quickly snapped out of his trance and nodded. Being the stronger of the two, Starscream gathered the femme into his arms, trying to hide the lubricant that was gathering under his cheeks.
TC watched with a knowing look on his face, “Looks like you better hold back your urges, Screamer.”
“WHAT?!” Starscream shouted and whipped around to face him, the femme swinging limply.
“Oh, please, you think I wouldn’t notice?” TC said smugly.
Starscream grumbled and resumed his way to the spare bedroom. He quickly stepped in and TC cleared the recharge pad of junk and comics and stuff and other bits and bobs and … yeah, you get the point.
Starscream carefully laid the femme on the bed and stood back, that damn blush trying to show itself. Even if she was beaten a bit, she was soooooooooo hot!
“C’mon you lovesick dope! You’ll turn into –“
CRASH!
“- Skywarp!” TC and Screamer said together and rushed down to the lounge. Skywarp was swaying heavily with some of the energon TC brought that day in his hand.
It happened to be the ‘heavy’ kind.
“Oh, slag.” TC groaned in dismay, as Skywarp turned to them in a drunken gaze.
Skywarp laughed insanely and started stumbling around the room, crashing into various inanimate objects along the way. Starscream and TC quickly grabbed him and knocked him into stasis lock.
“Primus, what else could go wrong?!” TC cried and hoisted Skywarp over his shoulder.
“How about we just go and recharge? I’ve had enough insanity for one day.” Starscream suggested and trudged up to his room in a sleepy daze. TC followed him and dumped Skywarp in his room. Then, TC disappeared into his room, not caring about much else.

Starscream made his way to his room, when he noticed that he left the femme’s room door open. He quickly went to close it, looking over her one last time and went to recharge.

***

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

A loud scream rent the relative silence of the house. 3 Decepticon seekers came online in a flash, falling off the recharge pad in the process.

Starscream rushed out of his door, knocking TC over in the process as the oldest of the trio ran down the hallway towards the source of the noise.
“Oof!” TC mumbled as they crashed down on the ground. Skywarp came tearing out of his room and performed a huge jump over his brothers, sailing over their heads. The other two watched in awed fascination before they realized what they had to tend to.
The femme was curled up on her recharge pad shaking like a scared petro-rabbit. The brothers (minus Warp) ran over to her in concern.
“Hey, what’s the problem?” TC said to her soothingly, trying not to touch her in case she freaked out.
“Where the hell am I?!” She gasped and then turned to the very scared brothers.
“You’re…you’re that guy I met in the shop.” She said, pointing at Starscream.
“Er ye-“
“Awwwww! Poor femme needs a hug!”
Skywarp had run over and pulled the very surprised femme into a hug. If looks could kill, Skywarp would’ve dropped dead on the floor at that very moment.
“Er … thanks! I think…” The surprised femme said. Skywarp let her go and gave her a big grin.
“No one likes my hugs! Me like you because you like Skywarp’s hugs!!!” The purple seeker said and the femme smiled.
“So, um, who are you guys?” She asked.
“Well, I’m Thundercracker and this here is Starscream who has a very big cr-“ the sound of Starscream charging the lasers installed under his shoulders reached his audio receptors.
“Er, was concerned about why you screamed! Yeah, that’s it!” TC finished hurriedly.
“Who are you, anyway?” Starscream asked.
“My name is Alexis. I used to be a human, but then I sorda had an accident and got landed here in this body. Dunno how I got here though.” She added thoughtfully.
The three of them stared at her for a moment and TC asked, “So, er … how long ago was that?”
“’Bout 200 years ago.” Alexis smiled. *Note that she’s about 28 now give or take a few years. That’s about Screamers age. *
“And how did you get so injured?” TC asked.
“I – I had a run in with a guy named Cyclonus.” She said, trembling slightly, “And yeah, you can see what he did.” She gestured to the various scratches and dents in her armor.
“Me go find this guy and bash him up!” Skywarp said and punched his palm, the loud ‘clang!’ echoing around the room. It was so unusual for Skywarp to get all roused that TC and Screamer feel over backwards laughing.
Alexis looked highly confused. She winced slightly as a sharp pain from her injuries ran up her arm.
After TC and Starscream had regained their composure, they noticed Alexis in pain and Starscream said he’d take care of it.
TC gave him a wink and Starscream glared at him. Skywarp gave TC a hug and said, “Skywarp wants to go play!”
Starscream shook his head sympathetically as they left (or more like; Skywarp dragging TC out)

“Is it always like that with you lot?” Alexis asked as Starscream got out a first aid kit.
“You haven’t even scratched the surface.” Starscream said and got out some stuff for her arm first.
He tried to ignore his urge to just grab her on the spot and kiss her spark out, but it was so hard. She was so hot!