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"Ebonics" in action.....
Does this mean we'll soon have a system of Black Math called "Nigonometry"?

Ebonics?

Leroy attends Oakland High where they teach Ebonics as a second languag. Last week he was given an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. Here is what he did..........

1. RECTUM- I had two cadis, but my ol' lady rectum both.
2. HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everyone.
3. ODYSSEY- I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.
4. STAIN- My brother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner.
5. SELDOM- My cousin gave me two tickets to the knicks game, so I seldom.
6. PENIS- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said
                penis.(Pee in this)
7. CATACOMB- Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody
                          give that catacomb!
8. FORCLOSE- If I pay allimony this month, I'll have no money forclose.
9. UNDERMINE- There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.
10. TRIPOLI- I waz gonna buy my old lady a bra, but I didn't find no tripoli.
11. DISAPPOINTMENT- My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment                                                   they gonna send me back to da big house!
12. INCOME- I just got in bed with de hoe, and income my wife.
13. HONOR- At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
14. FORTIFY- Iaxed da hoe how much, and she saaid fortify.
15. ISRAEL- Rufus tried to sell me a rolex, I said man that looks like a fake,
                     he said no, Israel.
Borrowed from rahowa.com