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Pete:  What do players use to press their uniforms?
Erin:  Uh, I dunno.
Pete:  A grid IRON

Pete:   Which team needs to loosen up?
Zach:  Beats me.
Pete:   The Titans

Pete:  Who did Mike Shanahan call when his toiled was clogged?
Joe:   Yuck.  Who?
Pete:  Jake Plummer

Pete:  How much does Tampa Bay sell corn for at their concession stand?
John:  I give up.
Pete:  A buck an ear

Pete:    Hey lady, you know which NFL owner hangs out in alleys?
Sarah:  Haven't a clue honey.
Pete:    Bowlin'
    
Pete:  What quarterback will never be called old?
Nick:  Hmm. I don't know.
Pete:  Steve Young
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