Mummy Bloopers - the wannabe edition

 

Author: nileqt

 

 

 

SORRY, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF AFTER ATHENA RYAN DID HERS. THANKS FOR YOURS, HOPE YOU ENJOY MINE...

 

NO, MY NAME IS NOT STEPHEN SOMMERS, AND NOR DO I KNOW HIM. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, I AM ONLY STEALING THEM. DON'T SUE ME. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

 

 

 

1) the gold preists and/or those medjai guys that look down at anck., make them all start getting ... you know what i mean...

 

2) when they are hacking seti, they hack his arms and legs off and he says "it is only a mere flesh wound."

 

3) the taureg with the bad teeth has a toothbrush stuck in his mouth on the first take and has toothpaste foaming out of his mouth saying "sorry, i didnt have time to brush before the take."

 

4) when brendan fires his guns the first time, two little flags pop out of them saying, "i'm a stud."

 

5) evie is looking at her books, and one of them is called "oh well look at this, the joy of...wait a minute, what is this doing here. i thought this was the book that is supposed to be on the other sister set."

 

6) a bunch of naked green bay packer fans are the cell mates of rick.

 

7) when the warden shows up on the dock, evie punches him and he falls in the water, and says "hey that wasnt in the script!"

 

8) when evie says "and i am going to kiss you mr. o'connell." "call me rick." "oh rick," instead of her head falling in his lap, they start making out and the director yells "cut! stop that! brendan you are getting married next september, save that for afton! that wasn't in the script!"

 

9) instead of burns having shaving cream on, he has a beauty mask and two cucumbers over his eyes.

 

10) when burns is walking blindly through the catacombs, the director realizes that burns still has the beauty mask on and the cucumbers. and that is why burns keeps saying that he can't see anything.

 

11) when imhoteps arm is chopped off, he says "it is only a mere flesh wound."

 

12) when the mummy soldiers are supposed to come out, instead they are a quad of naked green bay packer fans with autograph books running after brendan fraser. brendan fraser screems bloody murder and runs out of shepperton studios and stops only to drop change into the parking meter...and keeps on running, being chased through london by a bunch of naked green bay packer fans.