Saturday Night Live Reveiws
March.09.02
I didnt get to see last week's episode, but i am going to borrow the tape from crystal.
Jimmy was in the first sketch as TRL's Carson Daly and it was pretty... stupid. Jimmy was funny but what the hell? A penis that looks like a piece of bacon with a toenail? And a boyband with a member called ASSFACE? That spit out what looked like some NASTY shit*? Anyways, Crystal was freaking out cause Jimmy was in 2 sketches in a row; the next one was The Bloater Brothers. It was kinda funny, as funny as normal. And WOW they have SMALL FEET.
TV FUNHOUSE was kinda gay as always.
After that was the Tracy Morgan and Rachel Dratch thing. Kinda gay too
Jan.26.02
*rerun of Gweneth Paltrow*
Jan.19.02
Jimmy was in the opening sketch for the first time! YEAH! he even got to say LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT! i missed most of the opening sketch because of stupid Super Bowl shit, but i did catch the end. why darrel hammond was in a beater is still over my head.
the first sketch was really funny, i thought. Jack Black was an investigator who was trying to catch the president smokin' some crack or something. it was actually really good cause it is probably really true. Jimmy appeared in it as one of the investigators. he looked really cute with shaggy hair. he was a pot head. then came the sketch "Virgin Sacrifice". Jimmy was the knight rescuing the virgin [amy poehler] from the beast [jack black]. my favorite lines from the sketch would have to be "bones are for dogs", "i once french kissed a boy for 10 seconds.... hell cat", and "chew toy"!
the LUVAH's sketch was next, but jimmy didn't make an appearence and it wasnt that good.
Weekend Update FINALLY came @ 11:30pm. i thought it would never come. OH SNAP OH SNAP! OH NO YO DI'INT! OH SNAP! if you saw it you should be laughing right now? also, 'President Bush successfully ate a Pringle.'