Bryce Vernon A.K.A. Bryce Vernon that a-hole
Drums, Vocals and Chief Songwriter...not really
Bryce moved here from Ohio. He enjoys chasing after women ____ his age. He has a secret crush on Jessica Alba that I am now making public. The most depressing part is he could actually get her if he met her... His knee is made of steel. Did I mention he was our final drummer decision?.