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GREEN BAY, WI: After
extraordinary adventures to exotic and foreign lands, a pregnant woman
and her unemployed husband returned to their San Jose home Sunday. Kate
and Gavin Klingonsmith survived seven long days and cold nights in an
isolated arctic region known to few as Green Bay, Wisconsin.
When asked how he managed to endure Gavin replied
"It was often difficult and even sometimes harrowing, I managed
to keep my spirits up by gorging myself often on fine baked goods and
the worlds best dairy products."
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It is estimated
that the couple gained
combined 21.78 pounds. Kate gained
the lion's share of the weight at 21 pounds, and must now wear maternity
close to accommodate her swollen stomach. Luckily she IS pregnant.
Green Bay was originally named "Tocoldtowana
visit" by the areas native inhabitants, but is now ironically
home to the world's warmest hearted people . These people (Greg
and Mary Krehbiel) welcomed the two into their home and entertained
them with tours of the countryside and long hours of shopping. Some
were more entertained than other.
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