These are either said in person or online. Usually you can tell the online ones by the typing. *CoughflinchyCough*
80-year-old-male-substitute (To me, Bianca and Olivia): Could you girls get any closer?! .... Please do.
Bianca: Which shirt should I wear.. this red one or this pink one? *Holds them up* Billy: Pink. It looks more.. punk-y!
Bianca: Yeah.. I'm going out with Flinchy. Danielle: Oh..
*A minute later* Danielle: FLINCHY?!?!
Me: Would you believe me if I said Abraham? Flinchy: no Me: I was told to say that. That or the angel Gabriel. Flinchy: no no idea Me: Oh. Well. I'm out of names. Can I just be Moses? Me: You can be Jesus, ya know. Flinchy: no i dont like those people Me: Me neither. Me: Do you wanna be Lucifer? Flinchy: no he is a pussy Me: Well then.