Ah - interj. Expresses various emotions; surprise, fear, recognition
Alien - n. Florida child
Argh - interj. Expresses dismay, frustration, or anger
Assfuck - n. This would be an insult
Assmonkey - n. A stupid person

Bai - interj. "Bye"
Bitchface - n. Another insult
Bitchsnack - n. See bitchface
Boobies - n. ...Self explanatory
Bootiful - adj. 'Beautiful', only better

Chicken Soup - n. Universal term established during drunken state
Clarissa - n. ....LMFAO
Ciao - interj. "Bye"

Damnint - interj. Like Damnit/Dammit, only a little more angry.
Dun - Don't. "Dun do that"

Eep - interj. Used to express fear or surprise
Eh - interj. Used for many purposes, inquiry 'Eh?', boredom with a particular subject 'Eh..', alarm 'EH', etc.
Erf - interj. Kind of like sighing only with words
Erm - interj. See 'Erf'

Fergwad - n. Clarissa's brother
Fred - n. Nessa's pet squirrel

Gah - interj. Expresses dismay/frustration/aggrivation
Glitter Shoes - n. One of the Jessland Gods

Homeslice - n. Close, personal annoyance

Ish - v. Is with a lisp

Joey - n. A SCARY SQUIRREL

Kee/Kie - adj/adv Like OK. "BRB" "Kee"

Large Pink Giraffe With Big Breasts - n. Oversized pink giraffe with huge boobies
Leslie - n. Glue bottle sex

Meep - interj. See 'Eep'
Mmhm... - adv. When used without ...'s, used to symbolize agreement, with ... is a sarcastic agreement "Santa is my ho!" "Mmmhm...."

Netha - n. The holy god of the 2 year old psychobaby

Penis - interj. Universal term used to express every possible emotion
Prepfuck - n. Term used to describe Florida 8th grade preps

Right-O - adv. Term used to express agreement "Right-o Captain"

Sea Monkey - interj. Random term that can be used at any point in time
Shpoon - n. It's an ingredient in chicken soup. Really.
Skeer - v. Scare "I ain't skeered"
Sowwy - adj. Kind of like sorry but when you're more than normal sorry
Spasm - v. Action used when twitch just isn't enough
Speshol - adj. When you're just more than special

Thaz - That's
The Cult - n. Children of Florida
The Pit - n. Place for inanimate objects to have horny monkey sex orgies
Twitch - v. Action used when annoyed or angry

Uber - adj. An alternate word for super or very. "That movie was uber cool"
Ugh - interj. Used to show utter disgust "The alien is here" "Ugh"
Uhm - interj. Used for disagreement or as a response to something particularly strange--"My boobie popped" "Uhm..."
Ultraprep - n. A God loving, ponytail flipping, lip gloss/flip flop/short/pink eyeshadow wearing freak

Whoo - interj. Word used to express excitement
Whoremagnet - n. You get called this when you're being annoying