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CL Quotes
Jess: And I'm just going to be clinically insane.
Me: LOL.
Jess: It won't affect you in any way or anything.
Jess: Until I get there.
Jess: And you realize I'm dating your living room couch or something.
Jess: Then you might like. Wanna check me into a hospital.
Jess: But really.
Jess: I'm going to just. Not care anymore. LOL.
Me: LMAO.
Jess: And it's like. Going to be so extreme...my not caring. That I'm going to be oblivious to my sense of reality.
Me: Just.. please don't date my couch.
Jess: LOL.
Jess: Because I'm heading that way now. But I have a few things that keep me grounded.
Me: You can have a nightstand or a coffee table or something..
Me: But not the couch.. LOL.
Jess: LOL.
Jess: That was the funniest thing you've ever said.
Jess: Why can't I date your couch/
Me: Because. It's mine.
Me: =)
Jess: ...
Jess: You're dating your couch?
Jess: God what a freak. LOL.
Me: LMAO.
Me: I think. We need. A new subject.
Me: LOL.
[After reading her info about my couch two-timing me.]
Me: NO IT'S NOT TWO-TIMING ME.
Me: SHUT UP.
Jess: You know how I know.
Jess: *Blushes*
Jess: IT'S TWO TIMING YOU WITH ME. AHAHAHAHA.
Jess: LOL.
Me: SHUT UP. NO IT'S NOT.
Me: LIES!
Jess: NOT LIES.
Jess: WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS CHAIR CAME FROM NESSA. DON'T MAKE ME RUN A BLOODTEST.
Me: NO. STOP!
Jess: That'd be cool if people could have babies.
Jess: With inanimate objects.
Jess: Be like.
Me: LMAO.
Jess: I humped this spotlight and now I have a baby lamp.
Me: LOL.
Jess: You wouldnt have to go shopping.
Jess: You could like.
Jess: Find things to reproduce with.
Jess: To get what you need.
Jess: Be like. I need a walkman. So you fuck your radio.
Jess: That'd be so fucking cool.
Jess: LOL.
Me: That'd be.
Me: Wrong.
Jess: I don't understand. How that'd ever work.
Jess: LOL.
Jess: But it doesnt matter
Jess: The concept of reproducing electronic devices.
Me: Wouldn't you have to wait.
Jess: Is awesome.
Me: Awhile.
Me: LOL.
Jess: GRRAWR NESSA.
Jess: GRR. RAWR.
Jess: NO.
Jess: LOL.
Jess: LEAVE ME ALONE.
Jess: BEAST.
Jess: I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO COME DOWN TO ME MAKING YOU A NEW LAYOUT.
Me: =)
Jess: ALL DAY YOU TALKED AND TALKED ABOUT WANTING A NEW LAYOUT.
Me: =)
Jess: AND I KNEW THE MORE YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO DO IT BY YOURSELF.
Jess: THE MORE YOU REALLY WANTED ME TO DO IT.
Me: ..=)
Jess: AND I KNOW. THAT BY TOMORROW.
Jess: I'M GOING TO END UP.
Jess: WORKING ON A SITE FOR YOU.
Jess: BECAUSE YOU SUCK.
Jess: I'm slitting my wrists and staying in the hospital for a week.
Jess: That'll prove something to someone.
Me: No, Jess.
Jess: NO. I don't want school.
Jess: I'll sit in the hospital and watch tv all day.
Jess: And race wheelchairs.
Jess: And play with the..shocker paddle thingies.
Me: Can't with slit wrists.
Jess: And chase the doctors around.
Jess: Yes I can.
Me: Not race wheelchairs.
Me: And they'll lock you up.
Jess: And I can make a shocker paddle thingie bodysuit.
Jess: No they won't. Not until I get healed.
Jess: And by that time I won't care if I'ml ocked up.
Jess: And after I make my shocker paddle bodysuit.
Jess: I'm going to hug people.
Jess: And not necessarily.
Jess: Only if my mom has me committed.
Jess: And I'll just tell her I wanted out of school for a week.
Jess: And she won't.
Jess: Or she might because of that reason...But anyways.
Jess: If they do lock me up
Me: Ask her to let you stay home and save the hospital bills.
Me: LOL
Jess: I win anyays.
Jess: ways.
Jess: Because then I'm out of school for a long time.
Jess: And I get to make new crazy friends.
Jess: And they'll understand me better than you people.
Jess: Because you people don't understand anything.
Jess: Nonsense, all nonsense.
Jess: THEY'RE UNIQUE.
Jess: WELL.
Jess: I THOUGHT MINE WAS.
Jess: TIL I SAW YOURS.
Jess: LOL.
Me: THEY'RE DEFORMED.
Jess: NO.
Jess: THEY'RE SPECIAL.
Me: WEIRD.
Jess: THEY DESERVE A BELLY BUTTON LIBERATION MOVEMENT.
Me: LMAO.
Jess: BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO AWESOME.
Me: THEY'RE OOGLAY.
Jess: NO. THEY'RE NORMAL.
Me: UGLY.
Jess: THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE IN.
Jess: THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE OUT.
Me: THEY SHOULD THO.
Me: IT'S JUST WRONG.
Jess: NO.
Jess: NO.
Jess: STOP IT.
Jess: I LIKE MY BELLY BUTTON.
Jess: EGO.
Jess: DYING.
Me: LMAO.
Jess: SELF CONFIDENCE..DETERIORATING
Me: THEY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS THO.
Me: THEY'RE LIKE HALF AND HALF.
Jess: NO, THEY'RE CONFIDENT.
Jess: IN THEIR IN BETWEEN STATE.
Jess: THEY DARE TO BE DIFFERENT.
Jess: LOL
Me: THEN AGAIN I DON'T WANT AN OUTTIE.
Me: THEY'RE REJECTS.
Jess: AND INNIES ARE LIKE BOTTOMLESS PITS.
Me: THEY'RE REJECTS THO.
Me: UNLOVED AND UNWANTED.
Jess: YOU COULD LOSE THINGS IN THERE.
Jess: YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
Jess: FIND PIECES OF CEREAL IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON.
Jess: NOT OUR BELLY BUTTONS, NESSA.
Me: I COULD STILL LOOSE LIKE. A LINT FUZZY.
Jess: LOL.
Jess: BUT IT'S EASILY RETRIEVED.
Me: PG-13 BLUES CLUES!
Jess: LOL.
Jess: Omfg.
Jess: LOL.
Me: NO. BLUE WAS LOOKING UP WHAT?!
Jess: No cause Joe falls in love with Mrs Pepper
Me: PORN ON THE INTERNET!
Me: LOL
Jess: It's Rated R now.
Me: LMAO
Jess: There's a sex scene in there.
Jess: ..LMAO.
Jess: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.
Jess: LOL.
Me: LMFAO
Jess: Omfg. PEPPER SEX IS NOT RIGHT.
Jess: But regardless.
Jess: Pepper is torn between Joe.
Jess: And Salt.
Jess: And Salt is freaking out.
Jess: And so.
Jess: She kills herself!
Jess: Joe is heartbroken.
Jess: And swears that Salt will PAY.
Jess: He WILL pay.
Jess: During all this Blue is experimenting with lesbian innercolor love affairs with Magenta.
Me: LMAO.
Jess: This causes Steve to turn over in his grave.
Jess: And come back because he loved Blue.
Jess: So now it's suitable for Halloween.
Me: LOL
Jess: So Joe was fucking a pepper shaker until the salt shaker got mad so the pepper shaker killed itself and now Joe wants to avenge its death, therefore taking out the salt shaker.
Jess: The blue dog and the pink dog are both female and are banging each other.
Me: LMAO
Jess: Much to the disliking of Steve, who's been buried in the yard for some months, now.
Jess: So Steve comes back to get rid of the pink dog, because the blue dog said she'd never love again.
Jess: Steve has to make sure of it.
Jess: In the end the salt shaker dies, Joe marries the paprika, Magenta dies, and Steve's corpse drags the blue dog into the grave with him.
Jess: "Altho the original intent of this email was to ask you for some expensive instruments"
Jess: "We decided that some chicken would be nice"
Jess: But my sites fucking finished.
Jess: You don't click on links.
Me: To find. Nothing.
Me: LOL
Jess: And have little geocities pages that are like.
Jess: OH LOOK.
Jess: THERE'S NO PAGE HERE.
Me: LOL
Jess: HAHAHA
Me: Boobies!
Jess: BOOBIES.
HiMay: Yes
Jess: I have 2 boobies.
HiMay: !
Me: WHOA. REALLY!
Jess: Yeah.
Jess: They have their own nipples too.
HiMay: kung pow
HiMay: Lol
Me: Whooaaa.
HiMay: one tit girl
Me: Was that extra?
Jess: No, man.
Jess: Came standard.
Me: Duuudddee.
Jess: I still wanna see dont say a word.
Jess: I dl'd about..uhm.
Jess: 1/1000000000 of that.
Jess: Before I got annoyed.
Me: LOL
Me: It's ok.
Me: It's not great.
Jess: I cant listen to your opinion of movies.
Jess: Because your idea of a great movie.
Jess: Is OMG HIS ASS IS SO NICE.
Jess: And I'm not like that.
Jess: I cant even pretend to like a movie
Jess: Just because his ass is nice.
Jess: I dont care. who's ass it is.
Me: What.
Me: Oh.
Me: His ass wasn't nice tho.
Jess: Who's?
Jess: LOL
Me: It was tiny.
Me: Paul Walker.
Me: LOL
Jess: Was he in that?
Me: In what.
Me: LOL
Jess: ....
Jess: don't say a word.
Me: I'm being totally random right now.
Me: So. No.
Jess: Oh.
Jess: Ok.
Jess: I thought that was the only reason you saw it.
Me: Saw what.
Jess: .
Jess: I have knivs.
Jess: knives*
Jess: Sharp. Knives.
Me: Why not.
Me: LOL
Jess: BECAUSE.
Jess: THEY'RE LIKE.
Jess: FAIKLLAC;ACEIOCAN
Jess: We have to memorize the lyrics to that..sunshine day thing.
Jess: And dance on the escalator like the brady bunch
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