CHAPTER II
"The Domino Edict"


	PANEL 1
Reagan and the Pope are sitting in the Pope's private backroom. It is filled with marijuana paraphenalia
and medieval torture equipment.

REAGAN
Man, this shit is whack. I grew better shit back in college.

POPE
True that, son. I tell you what, Tony's waking up with his own severed dick in his ass tomorrow morning.

REAGAN
You can do shit like that?

POPE
Fuck yes, son. Bitches do what i tell them to do around here.

REAGAN
Man, that's gotta rock.

POPE
Fastest track to good quality shit, man. Quit politics and become a priest. Best little-boy ass, too.

	PANEL 2
Pope and Reagan just sit there.

	PANEL 3
REAGAN
Dude, that just wasn't cool.

POPE
Don't be hatin'.

	PANEL 4
Pope 
Anyway, that's not what you came over for, is it? You wanna gank the head of those
commie fags. You want a piece? I got a piece i can sell you.

REAGAN
Nah, man. A gun's no good; there's no way I could get a piece across the border.

POPE
Yeah.

	PANEL 5
POPE
Could shank the motherfucker.

REAGAN
I don't have much time on a knife. I'd probably fuck it up. I got some rat poison; maybe i could spike 
his fuckin' vodka...unless...

POPE
Talk to me, son.

REAGAN
You ever hear of Project Bronson?

POPE
You gotta be trippin'. Ain't no way we're starting Project Bronson.

REAGAN
Shit's true, man. It'd work.

*EDITOR's NOTE* Project Bronson is a secret US government-funded cloning effort whose main subject is 
Adolf Hitler. The project was started by President Nixon as a publicity stunt: Nixon's plan was to clone
one of history's most reviled men if his popularity slipped, then shoot him in the face during a press
conference. His reasoning was "who wouldn't dig a cat who just shot Hitler?"

	PANEL 6
POPE
We'd be swapping a commie shitpacker for a fascist motherfucker. Fuck that shit. Maybe you could, like talk
it over with them. Y'know, make friends.

REAGAN
Shyeah. Maybe then I'll try and stop AIDS from spreading.

POPE
Ok-

REAGAN
And after that, I could make sure no one in my country is starving.

POPE
Alright, man-

REAGAN
Fuck! While I'm at it, why don't I sell everything I own and give all the money to the fucking commie faggots!

POPE
ALRIGHT, dude! You win!

	PANEL 7
REAGAN
We could use the Ark...

POPE
And have my face melt off? That shit ain't cool.


	PANEL 8
REAGAN
Let's just let the cock-gobbler die of old age.

POPE
Or AIDS.

REAGAN
Or AIDS.

	PANEL 9
POPE
Or...

REAGAN
Yeah?

POPE
I got an idea. How much cash do you have on you?

REAGAN
About 200 G's, I think. Why?

	PANEL 10
THE POPE MOBILE

POPE (off-screen)
Son, we goin' on a road-trip.