WHO IS SKELETOR?
If you need to ask this question then you're a big dummy like Garnet who doesn't know very much and always gets laughed at and picked last for the team.  And that's just really sad.  But for those of you who aren't quite sure who he is, let us explain.
Skeletor lives in a treehouse that Kyle and Dan built for him in their backyard.  He is the coolest, nicest, strongest and kindest man in the whole universe!  He always helps people out whenever they're in trouble.

When Skeletor isn't up in his treehouse listening to music or playing PS2, he likes to ride around on his walking dog, Stinky.
But sometimes Skeletor has to go on special missions overseas, and that's when he busts out his ultra-cool submarine!  Stinky likes to ride on top, just until it's time to submerge.
Whenever Skeletor needs to go to the shops to buy more spinach or a new kettle, he sometimes uses his ultra-cool helicopter so people won't notice him.  Stinky never rides on top of that, though...that shit would be wack!
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