Kyle and Dan interview Paris Hilton!
Model, actress and world famous slut Paris Hilton was on the Gold Coast recently filming the remake of the 1953 Vincent Price horror classic, 'House of Wax'.  Kyle and Dan caught up with her for an EXCLUSIVE interview...
Dan:  First of all, welcome to Australia.

Paris:  Thanks.  It's a pleasure to be here.

Dan:  We're really big fans of that movie you did.

Paris:  'Nine Lives'?

Dan:  No.

Paris:  'Raising Helen'?

Dan:  No.

Kyle:  You know, that porno you did with that guy.  That was rad.

Dan:  Paris?  Where are you going?

Kyle:  Hey, come back.

*slam*
Ummm, afterwards she like, invited us back to her hotel and stuff because she wanted to shoot the sequel to our favourite movie of hers.  We partied all night and drank lots of 40's, then sexed her up.

She wasn't that good.
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