Q) How can you tell when Garnet is lying?
A) His lips are moving.
Garnet works with Dan and Kyle, and constantly tries to be as cool as them. There's no way that could happen! Even if he locked himself inside a giant refrigerator that was buried beneath the ice on the north pole of Pluto he still wouldn't be anywhere close to that cool. But he keeps trying and everyone laughs at him.
HA HA HA!
Nobody has ever seen him smoke. He wouldn't even know how to! The only way Garnet would ever smoke is if you threw petrol over him and set him on fire!
Also, it's funny that Garnet thinks people will believe he's cool by telling them he smokes, since only STUPID DUMMIES smoke. People who can't read things like "This product will make your insides look like leaky battery acid and make you look totally stupid and everyone will hate you and never want to have sex with you EVER!" So really that's what people think of Garnet.
a) His mummy picks him up from work, so he doesn't actually have a car.
b) People that drive their cars fast are STUPID IDIOTS who deserve to crash their cars into trees and explode.
