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Dan's Nuts |
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Dan really likes the taste of almonds. Sometimes when he eats a bag of mixed nuts he picks out all the almonds and eats them first. They're really delicious! |
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Dan also really enjoys eating pistachios. Aside from containing a yummy nut, Dan likes to pull open the shells because it reminds him of stuff. |
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Wallnuts are another nutty treat that Dan likes. Sure, they're hard to crack open, but once you get the nut out of there it's a nice reward for all that effort. |
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But they're nothing compared to delicious cashews! Dan would happily kill everyone who lives in his street for just a sniff of a mouth-watering bag of cashews! |
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However, there isn't a nut on this planet that holds a candle to pine nuts. They're sweet and easy, just like a fine woman. Pine nuts are also known as 'monkey nuts', but it's difficult to see a resemblance... |
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As you can see from these pictures of REAL monkey nuts, it's hard to see how pine nuts earned their nickname. |
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Click here for Kyle's BIG BLACK COCK... |
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