I love my aardvark
My aardvark loves me
My little aardvark goes
Doi-dee-dee-doi dee doi-dee-dee doi-dee-dee
Doi-dee-dee-doi dee doi-dee-dee-doi DOI DOI DOI!
Aardvarks are my Friends
*to the tune of Yankee Doodle
Aardvarks are my friends
Aardvarks are my friends, aardvarks are
My friends, aardvarks are my friends
Aardvarks are my friends;
Aardvarks are my friends
Aardvarks are my friends, aardvarks are
My friends, aardvarks are my friends
Aardvarks are my friends!
Alive, Awake, Alert
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiatic,
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiatic,
I'm alive, awake, alert,
I'm alert, awake, alive
I'm alive, awake, alert, enthusiatic!
Announcements
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
A terrible death to die, a terrible death to die,
A terrible death to be talked to death
A terrible death to die.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Have you ever heard a windbag, a windbag, a windbag?
Have you ever heard a windbag - you'll hear one right now.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Make announcements short and sweet,
Short and sweet, short and sweet
Make announcements short and sweet
They are BORING!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
