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Let me introduce you all to "Moparbabe". After extensive research, a stack of e-mails from women in at least 10 countries from around the world applying for this job to be my "counter point". She was the one and the only one that stood out in my mind for some reason. And, if you belive all that bullshit I got a 69 El Camino I'd like to sell you.
The truth is I've known Babe for about a year now. She can be trusted and I know she'll give her collum her best shot. For a "woman", she's pretty good at cars (she races and does car shows) but she's far better at the whole Male/Female thing. That's why I picked her to write for this website. That, and I never bothered to ask anyone else.
Babester is going to have a lot of input on this website. For starters it's her turn to pick "Pic of the Month" I'm going to bet she's a lot harder to deal with than me because I just take "bribes". She's probably going to go over that picture of you car with a microscope. So good luck you guys with the submissions.
As I said, "I've known Babe for about a year now". I could tell you a lot of things about her (I know she's from Canada and I think she lives in Igloo) but, I'll let her tell the rest. So I'm going to turn the floor over to her and lets all read what she has to say. I'll pick on her next week!!!