A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman
     appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.
     The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.
         
         State cop: "License and registration please."

         Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"

         State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."

         Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."

         Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"

         State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."

         Man: "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."

         Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."

         State cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."

         Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my  car."

         Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."

         Man: "Listen you dumb *&^%$, shut your !@#$' mouth!!!"

         State cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?"

         Wife: "Only when he's drunk......."