There were only 3 women participating in the Breaststroke of the Olympics. 
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead. 
They were all in starting position and the whistle blew!
Off they went to see who could make it to the other side 
of the pool first. Without a doubt the brunette came in first, 
winning the competition. Then came the redhead to finish in second. 
About an hour and a half later the blonde FINALLY made it to the finish.
Completely exhausted and out of breath, the judges asked 
"Ma'am are you all right?" She said
"Yes,and I don't mean to complain, but I think those other girls were 
using their arms!