Why does a Blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for
   those who don't drink!
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   What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "I
   wonder if it's mine?"
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   Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
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   What do you call an eternity?
   Four Blondes at a four way stop.
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   Why did 18 Blondes go to the R-rated movie? Because they heard that
   under 17 was not admitted.
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   Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for
   four hours, they finally saw a sign it said "Disneyland left" so
   they
   turned around and went home.
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   Three Blondes are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds
   a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub
   and
   a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three Blondes and says,
   "I normally
   give
   three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of
   you one wish."
   Well, the first one is tired of being on the island, so she wishes
   to go back
   home. POOF!! She disappears.
   The second one said she too is tired of the island, and wishes to go
   home. POOF!! She too disappears.
   The genie then turns to the last Blonde and asks her what her wish
   is. "Gee," she says, "I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my
   friends were still here ..."
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   What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? "Oh
   look, daddy...doughnut seeds!"
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   How do you confuse a Blonde?
   Give her a pack of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical
   order.
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   Why was the Blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because
   she got an F in sex.
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   What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A Blonde
   going through a flashing red light.