| Name: Ronald James Davis Nickname: Ronford Ranking in Skator: Executive Member Birthday: July 30, 1986 Favorite Quote: " Besides, if I did cry, it was because kung-fu lazers...................and starvation." -Space Ghost Favorite Bands for Now: Radiohead, Grandaddy, Sparklehorse, the Strokes, Beck, the Shins, PJ Harvey, Elbow, Pedro the lion, Cake, Any kind of 70s ambient muzak, Pink floyd, Modest mouse, Death cab for cutie, TINY TIM!! Fav. Music Video: ill be dat - Redman, asleep in the back - Elbow, make em say uhh - Master P, hard to explain - the strokes Fav. TV Show: Upright Citizens Brigade Favorite Video Game Besides Halo: Robotron 2024 Favorite Food: Any kind of Italian food Favorite Drink: Coke Marital Status: do dreams count? Swiss or American: American, foowel Favorite Coin: I'd say nickel, its kind of awkward in a sexy way, and it never got that much play. Favorite vertebrae: 6th How large are your nipples?: reasonable Hot or Hott ?: Hott Whats your favorite song in DDR?: Boom Boom Dollar... I love to hate that song Favorite brand of Semi-truck: Peterbilt Record for backflips in halo: 76 What smells best when burning?: cheerios Can I touch you?: Again? Favorite 1988 Oakland Athletic: Terry Steinbach Favorite Sasquatch: Bigfoot Fav. uncle who is an Engineer: my uncle craig Fav. Canadian football team: Calgary Stampeders Best illegal fireworks: the little black worm Favorite type of Carnie: the fat kind |
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| Name: Michael Don Lee Nickname: The Deebo Ranking in Skator: Traitor-currently on probation Birthday: September 7th, 1986 Favorite Quote: "All your base are belong to us" -Cats Favorite Bands for Now: Weezer, Radiohead, Jimmy Eat World, The Dandy Warhols, Phantom Planet, AVRIL LAVIGNE! Fav. Music Video: Coldplay - The Scientist, Kenna - Hellbent Fav. TV Show: The Simpsons Favorite Video Game Besides Halo: Final Fantasy X Favorite Food: Campbells Vegetable Soup Favorite Drink: Donald Duck Orange Juice Marital Status: Trying Swiss or American: Heck yeah, I LOVE THE SWISS! Favorite Coin: The ones from the arcade because they bring me hours of joy Favorite vertebrae: The one right before the coccyx How large are your nipples?: Korean sized Hot or Hott ?: HOTT Whats your favorite song in DDR?: Just try to keep your ace on the ground when you hear Rhythm and Police Favorite brand of Semi-truck: Sega Record for backflips in halo: 1 What smells best when burning?: urine Can I touch you?: yeah. Favorite 1988 Oakland Athletic: Bo Jackson Favorite Sasquatch: The one that smokes a pipe Fav. Canadian football team: The Eh's Best illegal fireworks: nig*er chasers Favorite type of Carnie: Carnie Asada |
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| Name: Kory Michael Helms Nickname: The Sex, The Waxer, The Country, Freaky Fat Daddy Pimp Ultra Star. Ranking in Skator: C.E.O. Birthday: 1986 Favorite Quote: "Frick watch out for the guy who does the swan its freaking crazy, you don't want to get swaninated." --The Country Favorite Bands for Now: Mae, Foo Fighters, Doves, Coldplay, Pedro the Lion, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, Nada Surf (the new album).The Velvet Teen, Zwan, Marcco, Grandaddy, Beastie Boys. Fav. Music Video: Beastie Boys - Sabotage, Justin Timberlake -Cry me a river. Fav. TV Show: Scrubs Favorite Video Game Besides Halo: Gunsmoke for nintendo Favorite Food: Corndogs..man i love them and oatmeal...oatmeal is just a bowl of goodness BUT IT HAS TO BE HOTT! Favorite Drink: smoothies Marital Status: Married Swiss or American: American Favorite Coin: 50 cent one... HECK YA 50 CENT. Favorite vertebrae: The important one. How large are your nipples?: Dinner Plates DIZOG. Hot or Hott ?: Hott Whats your favorite song in DDR?: Sandstorm Favorite brand of Semi-truck: Volvo Record for backflips in halo: 69,420 What smells best when burning?: umm... my butt hairs, after I fart with a match right but it. Can I touch you?: Where? Favorite 1988 Oakland Athletic: Darell Strawberry. Favorite Sasquatch: Christopher. Fav. Uncle who is an Engineer: My grandpas are engineers. Fav. Canadian football team: The one Doug Flutie was on. |
| Name: James Ross Walker Nickname: Priest, Das Fantastische, J-Wa, Terry, Ted, The Terrible, Jesse Sky, etc... Ranking in Skator: C.E.O. Birthday: December 1st, 1985 Favorite Quote: "******* ****" - Eric Moland Favorite Bands for Now: Radiohead, Jimmy Eat World, Death Cab for Cutie, Johnny Cash, The Strokes, The Hives, Owen, Kanye West, Of Montreal, Skator, This Bjork Song All Is Full of Love, Jimi Hendrix, Jon Brion, Django Reinhardt Phantom Planet, Ben Folds (Five), Coldplay, Sigur Ros, Pedro the Lion, Elliott, Grandaddy, Beck, Royal Ruckus Fav. Music Video: Currently, Of Montreal's Wraith... Fav. TV Show: The Simpsons, Seinfeld Favorite Video Game Besides Halo: DDR Max, even though I suck at it very badly Favorite Food: Banana Bread Favorite Drink: RC Cola Marital Status: Single Swiss or American or Cheddar: Cheddar Favorite vertebrae: all of them How large are your nipples?: They are beautifully sized. Hot or Hott ?: Hott Whats your favorite song in DDR?: that Rhythm and Police. What smells best when burning?: incense Can I touch you?: yes..wait... yes Favorite 1988 Oakland Athletic: Sherman Deesch Favorite Sasquatch: andre the giant Fav. Canadian football team: The Saskatchewan Roughriders Best illegal fireworks: Canons |
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| Name: Chris Quon Nickname: <none> Ranking in Skator: C.E.O. Birthday: January 21st, 1986 Favorite Quote: "ninjas are so sweet i just want to crap my pants" -robert hamburger Favorite Bands for Now: Radiohead, The Strokes, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World Fav. Music Video: FRICK I need cable or something Fav. TV Show: THE SIMPSONS Favorite VideoGame Besides Halo: DDR Max Favorite Food: In 'N Out Cheeseburgers Favorite Drink: Minute Maid Tropical Punch Marital Status: single Swiss or American: mmmm....64 slices of american cheese Favorite Coin: SACAGAWEA ha...what a funny value Favorite vertebrae: Patella How large are your nipples?: Depends on how cold it is... Hot or Hott ?: Hott Whats your favorite song in DDR?: Healing Vision (angelic version) or Max 300 Favorite brand of Semi-truck: Earthquake II Record for backflips in halo: 48 What smells best when burning?: beef cubes...heck yeah Can I touch you?: yes but not hard Favorite 1988 Oakland Athletic: Carnie Lansford Favorite Sasquatch: old yellow top Fav. Canadian football team: Winnipeg Blue Bombers Best illegal fireworks: Fireants or the ones that leave craters in the ground Favorite type of Carnie: the ring toss guys |
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