The Conspiracy Theory of Milk.....
Have you ever wondered why we drink milk? Well I have. Every now and then I just sit down and think about these things. What other species drinks the milk of another species? What other species drinks milk after infancey? None but us is the answer. Why is that? I think its population control. I think the government is brainwashing us with all these "got milk" campaigns. But don't get me wrong, I know that milk has calcium, and a bunch of other juicy stuff, but can't we get those in other things? Uh hu. Das right. And think of the poor cows! I wonder how the humans would take it if we decided to milk them? It has the same nutrients! But we won't go there. I wonder if milk could actually be shortening our life span! We don't need it! No other animal does after infancey! Personally, I have never liked the stuff. They'd make us drink it in pre-school, and one time I just gagged and spit it everywhere. But I guess thats for the best, because then my life span has been extended right? Exactly. Just think about it. Have fun! I hope I havn't confused you too much.
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