The Conspiracy Theory of Assassins......
John Wilks Booth... Lee Harvy Aswald... Mark David Chapmin... James Earl Ray... Do these things have anything in common?
#1. They were all famous assassins  #2. They are all known by all 3 of their names. Why is that!? Is there some sort of code that says that whenever you assassinate someone, you are forever then known by all of your names? And notice that everyone who assassinates someone has a middle name. Weird ain't it? But theres one exception. John Hinkley. Wait a minute wasn't he the guy who shot Regan? Uh hu. Why is it that he is only called be 2 names? I think I know why. Regan lived! Weird ain't it? Personally I think that there is an organization. An "Assassination Orginization" if you will. Kind of like ODESA. A group that gets together to deside when, where, and who to assassinate. Those who succeed will be called by all 3 names. Those who don't get denied that "privilege", and will only be called by 2 of their names. Personally I think that some of them have to be rappers, (cough cough... Sean Puffy Combs...cough cough... 3 names... cough cough....) or something, because who on earth would ever want to kill John Lennon? Sometime I'm going to get around to thinking up the ingredients that makes up this organization. We will see...
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