In this theory, I will express my views of McDonalds...
Every time I go to McDonalds, I always end up asking myself the same question, "Why!?", I mean, is it so hard for me to order a hamburger, and actually GET what I ordered? I didn't think I was asking much! Everytime I go to McDonalds to order something, they just give me the opposite of what I order. I don't even order anymore. I just say, "Surprise me! I love the anxiety of wondering, 'what will it be next?'." I swear that just about everyone working at McDonalds has a SEVERE case of ADD. I think that this is how ADD is spread through society, that everyone who eats at McDonalds, will be subject to getting ADD. I think it all started with Ronald McDonald, you know the drugged up clown terrorist?, well he started it all. Then it spread to the employees, then to everyone in the world who attempts to eat the "food" there. I have no clue what Ronald was smoking to get the wacked-out idea of having this nusence to society. There has to be some sort of anti-mcdonalds drug out there right? Now adays, they have a drug for everything, but I don't think that they will ever have a drug to subside the effects of McDonalds.
The coolest part about McDonalds BY FAR, is the toys. Isn't that great how you order a small amount of food, and tada! You get an awesome half-cent plush toy assembled in a sweatshop in Djibouti (Africa)! I am able to withstand anything that McDonalds dishes out as long as the toy is still involved. I am currently petitioning the McDonalds government about adding toys to the big boy meals. They think I'm weird when I order 3 happymeals and I'm the only one in the car at the drivethrough. Plus those things are now collecters items, worth about twice what they were originally made for on ebay. Jeez, with the number of happy meal toys I have I could almost be somewhat not poor! |
