One Time MWA referee Danny Webb is out of the Closet and off to The Air Force
Special to Mwa from Enroy Jenkins of
the Associated Press
Webb at a recent event His hero Louganis
It's official Danny Webb is a flaming homosexual! This comes after his declaration that he is joining the US Air Force and that he is doing it because the Military is now forced to accept Ass-pipes. Citing Greg Louganis, the former Olympic diver and brother of fellow MWA official John P. Louganis, as inspiration, Webb went on to call himself a "full-time hitter for the AWAY team." Major players in the MWA are torn on the issue. Superstar Dirty Sanchez said "I always thought he buttered his tortilla on the wrong side" when asked how he felt about wrestling so close to a Butt-Pirate. The Veteran seemed to agree saying, "I'll betcha that queer sunuvabitch is bent over as we speak. It's a goddam travesty our country harbors fruits!" However some are taking a more sympathetic stance, HB Kobs said in a recent interview, "I respect his decision as a Rectal Ranger, I'm kinda partial to it myself." In any effect, this revelation most certainly shows why Webb was always so quick to jump on the mat with such large sweaty men.