RANKINGS SEPTEMBER 2000
RANKINGS SEPTEMBER 2000
Heavyweight Champion: Gothic Uncle Sam
Hardcore Champion: Stephen Suave
Intercontinental Champion: Trailer Park Trash
Tag Team Champions: Los Beaners (Dirty Sanchez & Big Slow
OVERALL RANKINGS
| Rank | Name | Notes |
| #1 | Stephen Suave | Has been working the lumberyard sumthin fierce |
| #2 | Argo | Scheduled for submission fighting in Kenosha later this month. |
| #3 | Dirty Sanchez | Moves up for coercing Idiot into meeting him at McDonald's. Update- has scared him off. |
| #4 | Adam | Word has it he is making his living as an exotic dancer. |
| #5 | Gothic Uncle Sam | Is apparently moving to Arizona, or St. Thomas or Tahiti or Guam or some shit like that. |
| #6 | High Chief Ho Chunk | Has gotten a hold of some wicked FireWater |
| #7 | All American Ryan Peterson | Moving with Sam; Votes for himself too much |
| #8 | Trailer Park Trash | Dating his sister |
| #9 | The Veteran | Had severe flashbacks during loud fireworks show this summer. |
| #10 | HB Dicklicker | Drops in the rankings for reportedly licking too much dick. |
| #11 | Big Dump Dick | Popularity still thriving, but somebody should still take a dump on his face |
| #12 | Big Slow | Moved into apartment with 3 guys.... Draw your own conclusions. |
| #13 | The Gambler | Gambling away his life. |
| #14 | The Regulator | Got arrested for "kicking it homey style with his strap in the hood and smokin too much endo" man... is he a gangster. |
| #15 | Lord Gibbs | Adam is pimping Gibbs calling him his highest selling Lady of the Night |
| #16 | Barabbas | ????????????? |
| #17 | Frito Bandito | Back at LaCrosse being Mexican or something |
| #18 | Jose Quervo | Moved in with his brother Ernando Quervo III. |
| #19 | Rage | Has fallen behind in rehab, can no longer move his eyes unassisted. |
| #20 | Reckless Abandon | Will he return. |
| #21 | Billy Horizon | Picked up yet another spot w/ GYNELOTRIMIN |
| #22 | Some Rod in White | Still wearing white Rod tshirt |
Others
| Referee John Louganis | Playing a little bit of American Football....And taking it in the pooper |
| Referee Danny Webb | In The Navy |
| Referee Max Power | Still tough, very very tough |
the data represented here is collected and compiled by a team of reporters that includes: Enroy Jenkins, Gary Swanson, The Veteran, and Kurt Spitzner
