M.W.A Turkey Fiasco Results

-To kick things off at Turkey Fiasco, repoter Mr. Glu is backstage on hand with Uncle Sam and the Veteran. The Veteran is a newcomer to the M.W.A. and is asked what he is all about and where he is from. The Veteran claims that he has been in several wars and will destroy anyone who gets in their way. The mic is now on Uncle Sam and he states that it is time, and 2-Time Gold Medalist Ryan Peterson will come up empty in their upcoming match for the #1 contender's spot.

2-Time Gold Medalist Ryan Peterson vs. Uncle Sam w/ The Veteran for the #1 Contenders Spot

- Ryan Peterson makes his way first to the ring. I should say a very determined Ryan Peterson. Then Uncle Sam's music hits, and out comes the challenger. This match isnt a very technical one, as many power moves are displayed from both opponets. 2-Time Gold Medalist Ryan Peterson nails Uncle Sam with a running powerslam, but thats not enough to keep the countryman down. After a couple of near falls, Ryan Peterson tosses Uncle Sam outside the ring, where the match progresses there. The Gold Medalist gains the upper hand, but not until The Veteran comes to Uncle Sam's aide. Uncle Sam and his manager continue to beat on Ryan Peterson until finally The Veteran rolls him into the ring. Uncle Sam smells victory, as Ryan Peterson is dazed and confused. Quick boot to the midsection, followed up by Uncle Sam's signature Double-Arm DDT, sends Ryan Peterson to the canvas hard. Uncle Sam then slaps on his finisher, Old Glory(Liontamer). But to his dismay, out comes the champion, Heart-Break Kobs. The Heartbreaker breaks up the submission manuever with some huge and cheap Sweet Chin Music to the face of Uncle Sam. Heart-Break Kobs continues to take cheap shots on 2-Time Gold Medalist Ryan Peterson and Uncle Sam, until he finally gets on the mic. He claims he can beat both Ryan Peterson and Uncle Sam. Heart-Break Kobs then challenges both men to an anything goes, Triple-Threat match with the gold on the line. Finally, an angry Ryan Peterson starts to pummel the Heart Break kid, without holding back. Later on tonight, we will see a highly anticipated championship match. What a way to kick off Turkey Fiasco!
Winner: No Contest, due to Heart Break Kobs' interference

Grendals Fafkah(Lord Gibbs & Barabbas) vs. Los Filthy Beaners(Argo & Dirty Sanchez) for the Tag Titles of the World

- Grendals Fafkah makes their way first to the ring, they are set for tag team action. Grendals Fafkah are making their long awaited debut in the M.W.A., and there cant be a better way to welcome them then a match with the masters of disasters, Los Filthy Beaners. Oh but wait! Whats this? Los Filthy Beaners have decided to take an unconventional route to the ring. They are roaring into the ring in Dirty Sanchez' Mitsubishi pick-up truck! I have now seen it all. Both memebers of Los Filthy Beaners scale into the ring and start to brawl with both members of Grendals Fafkah. This is complete and utter madness. The ref needs to gain some control of this match.