Pile Driver !!!
Whatupdog
Remember to always stretch beforehand, so you don't strain any ligaments or muscles. OK, good -- now you're done with step one. You might want to bellow and tense up your entire body before grabbing your board. Hold your breath and make your veins stick out. Start running to gather some force before you smash the crap out of your board. Use two hands -- the one-handed pile drive is reserved for anger ninjas and is not to be dabbled with by amateurs. Like any good lumberjack, smash that axe down right in front of your feet, while making sure not to cut them off. No jerky movements here -- this must be one solid movement. A proper release cannot be emphasized enough. Let go too early and your board will bounce harmlessly off the ground. There is little pleasure in that. A good pile driver will split the laminates, peeling your board like an onion. Good luck on getting mad. Remember: you're a skateboarder and it's part of the job
