| These are some of lifes biggest Questions Check em out and email me . Give me your answers to them |
| If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? |
| Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? |
| Why are SOFTballs hard? |
| Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? |
| Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? |
| Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? |
| Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? |
| Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? |
| Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward? |
| Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? |
| Do the different "M&M's"� colors taste different? |
| Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? |
| How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? |
| Do birds pee? |
| why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't? |
| If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away? |
| If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out? |
| Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? |
| If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery? |
| What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
| If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? |
| If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then? |
| When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? |
| Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? |