| All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx! How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above) |
| Blonde Jokes |
| A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer? Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch. |
| Adventures in Disneyland Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home. |
| A Flaky Blonde One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box |
| A Side Order of Blondes Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. |