The Legend of Frankward
This is Frankward. He is a cool guy. I met him at an Incubus concert. He was kinda quiet, so I said,"Why aren't you headbangin' and moshin' and rockin' out?" He said,"All of my life, I have wanted to be Chuck." I then said," You want to be a band's album cover mascot mysterious dude?" "Yes, I do," he said. I told him that I was in the middle of making a band and we are gonna be somewhat like Incubus. He said,"Are you serious?" I told him yes. He was like,"Holy shit! Can I be like Chuck? I was like,"Hell yeah son!" We need a Chuck. I then asked for his name. He said his name was-Aha! I can't tell you. His name is not really Frankward, and that is what you guys have to figure out. Lata!
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This is Frankward in all his glory. This picture of him was taken in my bathtub. I added food coloring and made him dead looking. He was also nakie too. (not really, but that would have been sexy, huh?) I was there when he got this tattoo. I told him to get it and then right away we jumped in his car to get it. Frankward does not live in Vegas. He visits a lot though. And do not ask me where he lives! How do i know you won't look for him and rape him!? Believe it or not, he just got out of college and has a part time job. I am not telling you his age either. You have to figure it out. But other than that, Frankward is a sexy man and he is gonna be on our album covers.
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