what can we say? We were all pretty damned drunk on New Years? (We're always pretty damned drunk, but this time... OH BOY WERE WE EVER DRUNK!!!!) We had a great time. We got paid pretty well and I personally can't remember much more than that, other than being an asshole by the end of the night.

I do remember pissing off the band Plastic Sole. I melvined their guitarist (eric Seymour) in the middle of one of their songs. He thought it was funny, but his bandmates didn't. Their drummer threw his sticks at my head! They stormed off stage like a pack of pussies. Eric laughed his ass off. the evening was later upstaged when Puff Daddy showed up with a gun.

(all live photos courtesy of ERIC POLOVITCH)

Ms. Jane and Ms. Bean freak Vincent, much to his bitchy girlfriend's dislike.