Where
did the name come from?
-Your mom saw me naked, then she measured with a certified scale.
Is
this a porno website?
-Technically, no. Since there isn't any porn here, it's not a porn website.
We feel that it's sexy enough to be considered as good as thebest
porn out there, but since we legally can't put pictures of your mom online
anymore, it's not porn. But oh boy do we have good pictures!!! I mean,
she does EVERYTHING!!!!
Who
in the band has the 10LBC?
-All of us.
You
keep using the word "punk" on your site, how "punk"
are you, anyways?
-Not that punk, but your mom likes us.
Word
has it, you have 2 bass players, what's up with that?
-We have 2 bass players. Polo plays when he can. When he can't, Liz plays.
The Polo is a busy, busy man. Sometimes they switch off, if they feel
like it. Most of the time, it's Liz handling the bass duties. Polo is
off being a pimp. Polo helps write songs. He played on some of the ones
on this site.
Who
has the biggest 10lb Cock?
-Liz, but Polo's is farking big, and PJ's seems to work alright. Vincent's
fell off when he quit... Scott's a Ken doll.
When
are you going to finish the damned Cock Foo movie?
-Never, so fuck off. Actually, it'll get done when we feel like it. It's
tough enough being rock stars. Movie stardom may be too much to handle.
We're working on an extended length Swedish porno starring James Earl
Jones.
Is
that song "The Perfect Girl" really what you're looking
for in a woman? It's so shallow!
-Yes.
How
many fingers am I holding up?
- One.
Who's
yo daddy?
-The PJ.
We
heard you have a song called "I wanna fuck your mom."
Is that true?
-Yes.
 Why
do you keep stuffing pictures of the Artvoice™ Personal Ad Guy
on your site?
-because it's FUCKING FUNNY!
Who
the fuck is "SWIFTY" Lazar??? Is he a member of 10LBC?
Swifty is a complicated
man. After fighting a 24 year long legal battle with Nabisco over the
rights to the term "COOL RANCH", Swifty joined the Utah
chapter of the retired UAW members association. There he found his true
punk rck roots, which lead him to a stint as a suicide hotline councellor
for troubled janitors in Manitoba. While in the northerm most regions
of the Yukon (on sebadicle), he developed his distinct guitar style. He's
since played with cool ass bands like UNION, GREY IN-BETWEEN,
BORNE IN TRANSIT, and (currently) MACEO RUEZ. He is also a
male hooker. Swifty is, however, currently holding down the job
of guitarist for 10LBC. We figure anyone who can hold down their lunch
and listen to our crap can hold down the job, and Swifty can hold down
anything. Swift retains the right to disown membership under interrogation.
Ok?
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