How To Become Assimilated
Some may ask "Does the Ska Robot Army exist?" This question has puzzled
sound minded citizens for generations, and it still continues to puzzle today's
generation. Enough about that, let's talk about the Ska Robot Army. What is
the Ska Robot Army? Why do they ride non-motorized scooters? Have they been
known to vacation at Lake Titicaca? Experts say the answer to all of the above
question is "Yes." Then again, just who do these experts think they are. Most of
you reading this probably really just want to know how to become assimilated. We have
weed out the less serious ska robots with all that previous nonsense at the top. Now
let's get down to business.
Do you really want to become assimilated? Are you sure?
Assimilate Now!