Um, her middle name is a guy's name in French. But then again, they never said anything about her not being a man.
2. Birthday: December 2nd, 1981
Of course, mentally she's 3-years-old.
3. Hometown: Kentwood, La
Yeah sure, before Skanky over here got famous, it was 'Nowheresville, LA.'
4. Height: 5' 4"
It's a typo. They mean 4' 5".
5. Weight: 105 lbs.
That was when she was 6 years old.
6. Zodiac Sign: Sagitarrius
Are you sure you're not a Libra? I mean, if you can mess up once, then it could happen again, right?
7. Stats: Member of that God-forsaken Micky Mouse Club, and was on the off-Broadway show "Ruthless."
Couldn't get on Broadway, Brit?
8. Goals: wants album to sell and be successful and wants to go on tour
Now that she's unfortunately achieved both, can she quit?
9. Favorite Foods: Hot Dogs, Pasta, Ice Cream
And she calls herself 105 lbs.? Is she stupid or blind? Or both?
10. Favorite Artists: Mariah Carey, Aerosmith, Prince, BSB, Third Eye Blind
I think she learned how to be a whore from Mariah Carey and Prince. And BSB hates you Britney...with passion. So get off their asses, you leech!
11. Favorite Color: Baby Blue
And that just mysteriously came to mind, right Britney? And your not obsessed with Justin to the point where he will soon slap a restraining order on your ass, right?
12. Favorite Hangouts: Hanging out at the mall with friends
These 'friends' that she mentions, are these poor people paid to be seen with Britney?
13. Hobbies: singing, dancing, and reading tarshy novels
I think it's clear where she gets her image from *coughcough*trashy novels*coughcough*
14. Favorite Movie: My Best Friend's Wedding
Stay away from Julia Roberts, you moocher! Just because you suck at acting that doesn't mean you have to spread your disgusting disease.
15. Favorite Clothing Designers: Betsey Johnson, Bebe, and A/X by Giorgio Armani
Isn't Betsey Johnson that skanky old whore that jumps around all the time, with the blond and pink hair?
16. Favorite Sports: Basketball and Swimming
Well, she's pretty bad at basketball, and I've only once seen her swimming. I think she avoids it because of the implants.
17. Favorite Teams: Bulls and Yankees
The only two teams she could think off the top of her head.
18. College Hopes: Business or Communications
She hasn't even graduated highschool yet, how the hell is she gonna go to college? Who the hell will accept her?
